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Why Airplanes Are Better Then Women...  
User currently offlineKLAX From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1628 times:

I posted this in Non-Av, but I think you all would like to see it (even though I bet most of you have!) Big grin

Why airplanes are easier to live with than women:

Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
Airplanes don't get mad if you do a touch and go.
Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.
Airplanes come with a manual to explain their operation.
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
Airplanes can be flown at any time of the month.
Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.
Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
Airplanes expect to be tied down.
Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.



-Clovis  Laugh out loud

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User currently offlineNormalSpeed From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 1596 times:

That was great! My favorite was:

"Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations."

'Speed


User currently offlineBsergonomics From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2002, 462 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 1566 times:

That's disgraceful! I can't possibly agree with your opinion and I think you owe an apology to all of womankind. After all:

Big and beautiful is as sexy as small and fast... and I love the 747 and the Super Lynx...
I only look at other aeroplanes because I don't want to bump into them.
When my aeroplane goes down suddenly, it's usually a bad sign.
Sitting on the fence is usually the safest option when my aeroplane is feeling temperamental.

By the way, I'm a dead man when my girlfriend reads this. So long, and be good. If you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful, use tissues....



The definition of a 'Pessimist': an Optimist with experience...
User currently offlineIllini_152 From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 1000 posts, RR: 2
Reply 3, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1540 times:

Oh, you really want trouble, show these to my g/f. Oh, wait, don't have one right now. Free man!

You can get 3 of your friend's into your airplane's cockpit.
Your airplane doesn't mind if your friend borrows her for a weekend (and neither do you!)
You can get in your friend's airplane's cockpit.
Your airplane doesn't make you put on a raincoat when you enter her cockpit (OK, that one is REALLY bad)

-
Mike,
Dirty old man in training



Happy contrails - I support B747Skipper and Jetguy
User currently offline707cmf From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 30
Reply 4, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1467 times:


Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

On a cold day, my Lycoming engine takes sometimes 1/4 hour to start up You even have to heat it with a hairdryer. Talk about foreplay...

Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.

No, but the CFI might  Wink/being sarcastic

Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.

Oh, they do, believe me, they do.


Antoine


User currently offlineRA-85154 From Netherlands, joined Sep 2001, 618 posts, RR: 3
Reply 5, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1443 times:

Airplanes are often more fuel efficient

Airplanes have a landing gear strut

Airplanes are often cheaper in maintenance

etc Big thumbs up

martijn


User currently offlineBR715-A1-30 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (11 years 2 months 1 week 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 1343 times:

Man, That is GOOD!!!!!! Unfortunately, My Girl is better than all of these.

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