I wasn’t really sorry to leave Dubai. Not my city. I was dreading the trip to the airport since I had heard horror stories about the traffic. Luckily it all went very smoothly and I was dropped off at 22:00, 135 minutes before departure. Ample time to look around and try the lounge. Or so I thought.
Dubai has a ‘somewhat stringent’ security process. Before clearing passport control you and your bags are checked a minimum of 4 times. My bags where scanned twice and I went through a metal detector twice. My passport was checked twice as was my boarding pass. This was of course before I got to the gate where my passport would be checked twice again.
This all sounds like a lot but in fact it all went rather smoothly. I passed passport control about 30 minutes after I was dropped off. The walk to the terminal is a long one. It took at least 20 minutes. Well, who can mind a little exercise? It was eating into my quality lounge time.
All in all I arrived at the terminal at 22:50. I asked an employee where to find the KLM lounge and was told to look for it near gate 18. I read and heard terrible stories about DXB. You would have to jump over sleeping people. It would look like a Delhi market. I would need to hold my nose the entire time and so on. Well, maybe I was lucky, but it wasn’t that bad actually. Not on the way in (arrival 05:10) nor at this time. Mind you, summer time is the quiet time in Dubai, so that may have had a lot to do with it. I looked around a bit for cheap bargains but could not really find any, so I proceeded to the lounge. Took another 15 minutes.
The area around Gate 18
First I went into the AF lounge to have a look around. The lady there friendly but decisively pointed out I should really use the KLM lounge. “No, no pictures, please use KLM lounge.” Ok, ok, don’t get your panties in a twist. Not wishing to cause a seizure in this well intending woman I proceeded to the KLM Crown lounge. After my experience with the KLM lounge at Schiphol I was hoping that KLM would revenge itself.
Entry to KLM Crown Lounge near Gate 18
I was impressed. It is very small but with only 2 planes a day what do you expect? The seating was nice, the food selection perfectly adequate (and fantastic compared to the lounge at AMS) and the attendants very friendly. I soon found a seat and took out my camera to take some pictures.
The entrance from the other side
Overview of the small but charming lounge
Seating and look at the nice architectural features
Since the lounge was so small and intimate I did not want to start snapping away to much, but I think these pictures give a nice impression. They also have free wireless. Oddly enough this internet access is less restricted than most of Dubai. I really hate it when a government decides what I can and cannot watch or read. One of my greatest annoyances with Dubai.
I spent a nice half hour at the lounge when at 23:40 we were urged to go to the gate because the flight was already boarding. We left from gate 9, a 5 minute walk from the lounge.
Gate 9
When we got there the flight was anything but boarding. There was a long cue for (another) security check and no priority line. We were told by the staff to just cut in line. It was busy and the flight was 100% full, or so I was told.
In fact, the load factor in C was 80%. At least it was until they moved two women in burka’s and 1 screaming child into business class. Are you kidding me? Of all the people to upgrade you choose a screaming child? Not only that, but apparently they were travelling with 5 nannies who constantly came walking in from Y. That all stopped after take off (yes, also the screaming), but still.
But I am getting ahead of myself. When I looked out the window I noticed we all got upgraded. KLM used the 777-300 for this flight today. I was finally going to sample their ‘new’ business class product. Since I hate(d) the old one I was expecting a very comfortable journey.
The 777-300 waiting for us at the gate
Boarding was chaotic. Soon after the small children call was made everybody started pushing and shoving. What is it with Indians and cues? But hey, what do I care? I was going to fly the new business class!
The minute I walked in I was hugely disappointed. The cabin feels much more cramped. Sure, it is nice to see KLM using a product that belongs in this century, but did they cramp more seats into the cabin? No, still only 5 rows.
Storage
The shell design makes for a couple of issues. The top end protrudes into the space of the passenger behind, so that you have very little maneuvering space, especially when there is a larger person beside you. Getting in and out is difficult even with the seats in the upright position. It feels very cramped. Now that is the only bad thing. The loss of the sensation of space you have in the ‘old’ c-class. I flew AF a couple of times and even though these are the same seats they feel more cramped with KLM. Does anybody know if KLM has put them closer together?
Compare:
OLD
The NEW 777-300 Cabin
Now for the good part. First thing you notice is the large screen in front of you. That view is certainly better than in the old one. I did not get to use the IFE much, since I slept like a baby, but the view from your seat is certainly more 2008. It is just a lot closer than before.
OLD view
NEW view
The seat itself is very comfortable. At least for an angled lie-flat. The cover is less slippery than the older KLM seats and it seems to go just a little flatter. It also has better storage in the seat itself. Less storage around you. You cannot put a bag in front of you on the floor.
One danger is that when you go from flat to upright the chair ‘eats your shoes’ if you took them off and left them in front of you. They get lost when the leg rest sweeps over the floor when folding in.
My seat: 4J
The last row
The seat controls
Another thing I never saw before was the way the seatbelt was attached to the seat. Picture taken with night view.
As I said, I slept though most of the short flight. I did eat my late night snack. It was tasty, but cannot remember what it was exactly. Some kind of sate I guess. I also had breakfast. Tasteless eggs with rather nice assortment of fruits and stuff. I really am not a fan of eating in the sky like some of you…
After breakfast
The flight was 1 hour shorter than advertised. Too short for a good night sleep, so I was cranky and tired when we approached AMS. I hate these short night flights.
The stats
The very detailed flight tracker.
Touchdown was around 05:00 at the infamous Polderbaan. Normally this leads to a 10 minute taxi at speed but not this time. I guess there was a cyclist in front of us because I never taxied so slowly before ever… Was the captain impressed with his shiny new plane? Did he let the cute stewardess drive? Was he deliberately slow because we were early and the gate was not ready yet? It took 20 minutes and remember: I was tired and cranky…
I was the first of the plane and it took me 15 minutes to exit the airport. 7 minute bus ride, got the car and went home.
My verdict:
The new seat is a lot more comfortable. The cabin feels very cramped however, so I am not sure I prefer the new to the old. Push comes to shove I dislike any angled lie-flat anyhow.
The new product puts KLM more in line with AF for instance, but not yet in the same ballpark with BA. KLM staff will however always be the best in the sky and not in the overly subservient way oriental airlines staff is. Good work KLM!
(And it is always nice to put two new Delft Blue houses on the shelf.)
1 Globetraveller: Yet another interesting trip report. Thank you Henkybaby. I hate when this happens, but it seems to be a common occurance! Why don't they actually go
2 Abrelosojos: Wait a minute, KLM upgraded their old J class seat to another angled flat? I am confused. This looks like the regular J class seats they have no (sort
3 Flpuck6: Hi, Thank you for your reports. I had seen a few images of the "adpoted" new J-class seats on KLM before but not of the video screens ... they are big
4 Henkybaby: This is the 'new' J class for KLM (or the present J class for AF). The difference between the 'new' and the 'old' style seat is illustrated in the pi
5 Flpuck6: It's just more proof of the "synergies" between AF-KLM.
6 Bentley55: I think this comment is disrespectful to Indians. Indians are not the only people who rush to board a plane even before they are called. I have trave
7 Henkybaby: Lighten up. Disrespect is in the eye of the beholder I guess. It is called projection. You cannot guess the intend with which it is written, so you s
8 Tonyban: How do you know they were Indians ? They may have been dark skinned Dutch folks !!
9 Bentley55: I am defending "them" because I am Indian. I do not need to guess the intent with which you wrote it because just reading the comment is offensive an
10 Henkybaby: Again: lighten up! It is a trip report, not a discussion on your feelings. I cannot control what you find offensive nor do I plan to take everyones se
11 MaverickM11: Of course not, that's why it's called the Indo-Afro-Latino boarding process
12 Abrelosojos: = Hey, I came up with that! And actually, having traveled extensively, I can say unequivocally that the worst "offenders" are flights to Portugal out
13 BA319-131: Nice report and pictures, thanks for the return trip. - Why oh why?? Your 2 J reports miss many details, mainly meals/service as yoU were sleeping,tha
14 Henkybaby: The main reason for flying J or F is to be able to sleep. In a sense you could say that this omission speaks in the favour of the airline. As far as
AA737-823 From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 4799 posts, RR: 14 Reply 15, posted (3 years 6 months 2 weeks 3 days ago) and read 32767 times:
Quoting BA319-131 (Reply 13): I really dislike the 2-3-2 layour for J, not impressive!
I noticed the same thing.
It's interesting to note how quickly the Europeans are to talk about how terrible our US airlines are, yet my Continental has 2-2-2 biz class in 777s, while it turns out that the formidable AF-KL group has 2-3-2.
That's 747 seats in a narrower airplane, folks!
Quoting Henkybaby (Reply 14): KL has the best flight crew in the world,
Abrelosojos From Venezuela, joined May 2005, 4388 posts, RR: 56 Reply 18, posted (3 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 32767 times:
Quoting Henkybaby (Reply 14): And again: KL has the best flight crew in the world, unless you like the subservient SQ style attendants. For me, I like that they are young, happy, talkative and down to earth.
= ... see again you show your cultural bias in evaluating someone ... I really do not find SQ attendants "subservient" ready and willing to do anything for their masters. In fact, I personally find the choice of word super condescending. But again, to each their own .
MaverickM11 From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 13949 posts, RR: 51 Reply 19, posted (3 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 32767 times:
Henkybaby From Netherlands, joined May 2008, 593 posts, RR: 5 Reply 20, posted (3 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 32767 times:
Quoting Abrelosojos (Reply 18): I personally find the choice of word super condescending
Do you scan everything on things you can interpret as condescending?
Again: subservient is meant as a characteristic, not a judgement. They are more... what is a better word... quiet and stylish? I dunno. I find people who put salt on everything tiring. (Oh God, am I doing it again? )
Tonyban From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 267 posts, RR: 0 Reply 22, posted (3 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 32767 times:
It is a trip report, not a discussion on your feelings. I cannot control what you find offensive nor do I plan to take everyone's sensitivities into account. You will have to take my intentions on face value.
Good TR ! I also believe that by posting this report with those comments, you open yourself up to scrutiny and debate thus giving others the right to criticize you. Having been to India many times myself, I've witnessed first hand the monumental task of moving a billion folks everyday.
The strongest wins. You have to push and bulldoze your way for just about everything in India, so the same applies when it comes to boarding an aeroplane. It's the norm !
Airbuseric From Netherlands, joined Jan 2005, 3550 posts, RR: 51 Reply 23, posted (3 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 32767 times:
Hi,
I really like your latest series of TR's here, also both KL legs to/from DXB.
Looking at this new WBC seats; I like them more when it comes to style. The screen in front of you is much better. On the other side; less space for personal stuff and to move around, it seems. I really won't like to be sitting in a middle seat (of the 3 seaters) for a long time. When your neighbours are in sleeping position, how on earth do you get out
About Dubai, the city doesn't really attract me neither. But, when it comes to design at the airport, it seems just beautiful! Everything shiny and in luxury.
Cheers,
Eric
"The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going"
Conrad1402 From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2008, 64 posts, RR: 0 Reply 24, posted (3 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 32767 times:
Hi Henkybaby,
Excellent trip report! I just got back today flying World Business Class from Dubai. Shame you never really liked Dubai. Did you try the beaches? They might change your mind. I guess it's not for everyone though. I'm just sorting out the pics for my trip report. Sadly I was on the 777-200ER, with the old(er) seats.
Gotta agree with you though, the KLM service is world-class.
Great work! Please give me some honest feedback on my report when posted!
What I do like is the Buddha Bar in the Grosvenor house... It is very true that (watch out guys, here comes another generalization!) money attracts beautiful women. I have never seen so many 'gold digging supermodels' in one place. And here is another generalization: if they have a Russian accent they are not free...
The benefit of Dubai: if you have money you can have some serious fun...
Here I am in 'borrowed money'. Works just as well...
Kiramakora From Argentina, joined Aug 2006, 481 posts, RR: 4 Reply 26, posted (3 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 32767 times:
Quoting Henkybaby (Reply 25): What I do like is the Buddha Bar in the Grosvenor house... It is very true that (watch out guys, here comes another generalization!) money attracts beautiful women. I have never seen so many 'gold digging supermodels' in one place. And here is another generalization: if they have a Russian accent they are not free... Big grin
LOL. In one thread, you have managed to insult and generalize the Indians (pushy fierce line movers), Asians (subservient), Russians (gold-diggers), and Arabs (unrefined). Not too bad. Guess you fit the generalization many in the rest of the world have of Europeans ... condescending, arrogant, and completely oblivious to the changing world. C'est la vie. Good TR BTW. KLM has always managed to be one of the better European 'flag' carriers.
Henkybaby From Netherlands, joined May 2008, 593 posts, RR: 5 Reply 27, posted (3 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 32767 times:
Quoting Kiramakora (Reply 26): LOL. In one thread, you have managed to insult and generalize the Indians (pushy fierce line movers), Asians (subservient), Russians (gold-diggers), and Arabs (unrefined). Not too bad. Guess you fit the generalization many in the rest of the world have of Europeans ... condescending, arrogant, and completely oblivious to the changing world.
No, no, you got it wrong. The Russians are not the gold diggers. The gold diggers are mostly European girls. The Russians are pro's (don't need to explain, I guess).
And nowhere did I say that Arabs are unrefined, I say Dubai is artificial. Not because it is in the Middle East, but because it is being built in the proverbial 'one day'. If I would characterize a people as unrefined it would be Americans.
And besides, it does not impress me if you try to answer some generalizations (created with a smile) with insult. I can add 'long toes' to my characterizations of Indians.
Conrad1402 From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2008, 64 posts, RR: 0 Reply 28, posted (3 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 32767 times:
I gotta agree with everything you just said. Dubai is the perfect spot to watch the riches of each cultures come together. It's completely centred around image, but that's what's so good about it.
Royal Meridien is very nice. We stayed at Burj Al Arab, which is pretty nice too. This was our fifth year in Dubai, so we're gonna go a little further on our next holiday.
Henkybaby From Netherlands, joined May 2008, 593 posts, RR: 5 Reply 29, posted (3 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 32767 times:
We did go to the Skyview bar a couple of times (my friend works for the owners of some of the hotels, including the Burj AA). I thought it is a little over the top. Besides, it has one serious design flaw... Can you guess which one? (Answer below)
Five years in a row... If my friend did not work there I would probably not return. To each his own of course. Maybe it will grow on me like everybody says.
(The answer)
The SkyView bar is facing the wrong direction! At its busiest (at night) it should look out over the city, not the pitch black sea...
Tonyban From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 267 posts, RR: 0 Reply 30, posted (3 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 32767 times:
Quoting Henkybaby (Reply 27): And besides, it does not impress me if you try to answer some generalizations (created with a smile) with insult. I can add 'long toes' to my characterizations of Indians.
You seem to have a thing for Indians. You know the Miss. India contestants have won some 6-7 titles from the Miss. World and Miss. Universe pagents in the past 10 years or so.
What does that have to do aviation ? I don't know !!
Jonjonnl From Netherlands, joined Dec 2007, 135 posts, RR: 0 Reply 32, posted (3 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 32767 times:
Quoting Abrelosojos (Reply 12): the worst "offenders" are flights to Portugal out of Newark
Funny you say that. I can always recognise the gate of my flight to Lisbon (from AMS) by the fact that instead of being sitting down, everybody's already queueing up for boarding. Way before boarding time. Heheh.
Anyway: thanks for the report Henkybaby.
And if I may ask, is the "wherever you go, there you are" quote coming from the Girl from Ipanema goes to Greenland song by the B-52's?
J.-j.
als het verhaal over de hel nou eens niet waar is, dan staan wij allemaal voor gek
Henkybaby From Netherlands, joined May 2008, 593 posts, RR: 5 Reply 33, posted (3 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 32767 times:
Thanks! I love writing TRs. I even look forward to making them when I am flying. It sort of adds a purpose to travelling and makes you more aware of the things around you.
Quoting Jonjonnl (Reply 32): And if I may ask, is the "wherever you go, there you are" quote coming from the Girl from Ipanema goes to Greenland song by the B-52's?
Not that I am aware of. I have "always" had it as a sort of personal motto. I believe I made it up myself, but I probably have heard it somewhere subconsciously.
Mindscape From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 310 posts, RR: 0 Reply 35, posted (3 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 32767 times:
Nice TR, and had fun reading the comments so far...
Quoting Abrelosojos (Reply 12): = If that is the new "J", then the lack of investment by AF into KL is even worse than I thought. Pity really as KL has always been such a great airline. Why go through a cabin overhaul and not get a full-flat seats? For a major world airline, it is inexcusable!
Chill out ! yes AF-KL is investing in upgrading their products. Both KL and AF have never been leaders in terms of hard product, mostly followers.
KL will keep on being a great airline despite you don't like the fact AF doesn't do anything for sister KL but installing same J seats...
Quoting FlySSC (Reply 21): Those seats are the AF last generation Buiness Class seats .
I think that the "problem" with KL lies in the Dutch sober view of life: our seats are comfortable so why should we add all the bells and whistles others do? Or: our service is good so stop pushing the call button because you won't get any more attention than other passengers who paid as much as you did (or more) and are not calling us.
There are exceptions though. In fact, there's another trip report of a ARN - AMS Europe Select flight posted this week that confirms you can get as much attention as you want while flying KL.
als het verhaal over de hel nou eens niet waar is, dan staan wij allemaal voor gek
Henkybaby From Netherlands, joined May 2008, 593 posts, RR: 5 Reply 37, posted (3 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 32767 times:
I strongly disagree. First of all our outlook is not sober, it is down to earth. Second of all I always find the attention I get on board to be more personal and more frequent on KL than on BA or AF (I fly mostly business, but in my honest opinion it goes for economy too). That could be because I am so freakishly handsome of course.... It feels somehow more 'real', less artificial. They smile because they want to.
I short: I always feel the Dutch FA's are the most genuinely attentive. They make the best of what the get to work with and they have humor. I may be biased since I used to date one.
Conrad1402 From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2008, 64 posts, RR: 0 Reply 39, posted (3 years 6 months 2 weeks 1 day ago) and read 32767 times:
Quoting Henkybaby (Reply 37): I short: I always feel the Dutch FA's are the most genuinely attentive. They make the best of what the get to work with and they have humor.
I have to agree with you there. Furthermore, the inflight entertainment on KLM (this includes the FAs) is far more pleasing to the eye, when compared with say AF or BA. There seems to be a real element of snobbery with AF and BA which makes them a lot less genuine.