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My Big Mouth - LHR- Kuwait  
User currently offlineRyangooner From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 969 posts, RR: 22
Posted (10 years 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 3298 times:

6th November 2003.

Heathrow-Kuwait : KUC104 - A340-300 - 9K-ANB

The scene im about to describe really needs to be pictured!! (try your best)!

Im stood in T3 departure lounge as im quite late due to the viewing of all the other aircraft on their stands leading up to mine. We are only about 5 minutes from the initial boarding when........4 Immigration officers each with a limb in their arms drags some guy through the lounge shouting and screeming, he's obviously unaware of priority boarding rules as he kicks out down the gangway!!

I look around me at other passengers wondering whether ive been the only one to witness what just went on! obviously not as each face has their jaw firmly planted on the floor - I could only imagine here we have a deportee who does not want to leave England? poor guy!

Straight away i now realise that unless someone is travelling with this person it could potentially turn rather nasty once airborne.This is the part i wish i would have closed my eyes and counted to 10! There i go up to the counter and ask if there is a problem (of course theres a problem!). Im told hes a Pakistani national who is being deported and that he's on the flight unsupervised!, like a fool i offer my services and tell the staff if you get any problems im sitting in row 23K (a number i will always remember!).

Boarding commences for the unprivelidged and its not long before im sitting in 23K with a nice respectable lady sitting next to me, im on the window my camera's on my lap ready for anything that may pop up thru the window!

4 Immigration officers walk past and throw me a smile, i got the idea that the news travelled quick! suddenly back the officers go towards the rear rather sharpish, next 2 appear next to me and kindly ask the lady to switch seats, she's obviously not happy as she's now settled and tucked into a good book, reluctantly she moves, my face goes from relaxed to a oh no what have i done look! as if by magic matey is hauled from his seat and whisked next to me - oh the joys! - immigration then explain to this chap that i am tasked with escorting him to Kuwait- -witha quick thank you immigration are on their toes! doors locked, safety checks by crew commence, now this guy stinks and i mean stinks, clearly the last week of his "holiday" in England has been spent at her majesty's pleasure, and for you guys that have never been in the cells at a police station they have an unforgettable aroma - of which i clearly detect!

A gorgeous Kuwaiti F/A checks on the seat belt situation - now stinky pants refuses point blankly to comply and begins to react aggressively, My "holiday head" now gets replaced with my "job head" and in no uncertain terms i let him have it ! i tell him ill lock him up in cuffs on the floor for the whole journey if he doesnt do as he's told, with that i reach over grab his belt and clunk click he's secure! a nice wink from the F/A and a comment "are you with him!" HA HA looks that way!

we taxi for departure and my camera is held firmly hoping i can get a pic before matey kicks off again!

the resulting shot:

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Photo © Ryan Hemmings



I look at this pic and i see his face every single time, the worst thing is i can almost smell him too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ryan Hemmings




ooh to ooh to be ooh to be a gooner!
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User currently offlineAirplanepics From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2003, 2736 posts, RR: 40
Reply 1, posted (10 years 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 3217 times:

lol, interesting report too say the least!
Shouldnt of opened your mouth eh?!


Simon!  Big thumbs up



Simon - London-Aviation.com
User currently offlineDC-10 Levo From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2001, 3432 posts, RR: 3
Reply 2, posted (10 years 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 3193 times:

Great report Ryan!  Big thumbs up Don't think I could have stuck it all the way to Kuwait.

DC-10


User currently offlineJeffrey1970 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 1336 posts, RR: 12
Reply 3, posted (10 years 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 3134 times:

Too bad the camera's for the show "Airport" did not catch that incident. That was a great report Ryan.

God bless through Jesus,

Jeff



God bless through Jesus, Jeff
User currently offlineRyangooner From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 969 posts, RR: 22
Reply 4, posted (10 years 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 3097 times:

Im kinda glad the camera's weren't there!!!!
He had to go back to his seat at the end of that flight to pick up his belongings, by that time i was off the aircraft in the terminal and hiding in the toilet - i could have imagined being followed throughout the terminal by this bloke!
Didn't see him again, dont know if he got his connecting flight to pakistan or not - he's probably a citizen of Kuwait by now!

Ryan



ooh to ooh to be ooh to be a gooner!
User currently offlineEGFFbmi From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (10 years 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 3033 times:

What did he eat like?

Regards,

Milo


User currently offlineRyangooner From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 969 posts, RR: 22
Reply 6, posted (10 years 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 3025 times:

It was the last few hours of ramadam so i ate my meal in front of him albeit so fast to try and refrain from being physically sick, believe me the stench was consuming!

half way through the flight the captain rang the ramadam's finished bell and food was served - he ate a whole plate full of dates which looked disgusting, although he did offer me one! i gladly refused telling him he'd need it more than me!

Ryan



ooh to ooh to be ooh to be a gooner!
User currently offlineTrident2e From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (10 years 7 months 2 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 2918 times:

Well, after your heroic act I certainly hope the airline rewarded you in some appropriate way!

User currently offlineRyangooner From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 969 posts, RR: 22
Reply 8, posted (10 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 2676 times:

No, Im not even sure the airline were fully aware of what went on, it seemed as though the flight attendants had no knowledge of this deportee on board hence the question "are you with him?".

have thought about a letter to Kuwait Airways but never got round to it, I'll look upon it as they owe me a favour!

Ryan Hemmings



ooh to ooh to be ooh to be a gooner!
User currently offlineWGW2707 From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 1197 posts, RR: 34
Reply 9, posted (10 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 2637 times:

Ryangooner, I hope you enjoyed your adventure as a volunteer skymarshall. Big grin Seriously, maybe you should apply for a job as one after this!  Big thumbs up Thanks for keeping the peace on that flight.

-WGW2707


User currently offlineRyangooner From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 969 posts, RR: 22
Reply 10, posted (10 years 7 months 2 weeks 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 2648 times:

WGW2707

Would love to have that job, i dont have firearm's training yet......
will be one area i'd love to work in, would a canon 10D 100-400 lens replace the gun though coz i would always want that photo opportunity up there!!!!!

Ryan



ooh to ooh to be ooh to be a gooner!
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