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User currently offlineJBLUA320 From United States of America, joined May 2002, 3185 posts, RR: 18
Posted (9 years 12 months 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 8453 times:
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It was finally time to fly to Chicago with two of my closest friends and our forensics coach for CFL Nationals. I was competing in Dramatic Performance, but really, who cares about where you are going when you are flying to get there? Pshaaa—clearly the flight was more important.

A long time observer of United, I figured it was finally time to lose my United virginity and so, armed with Entertainment Book coupons, booked us all on United Airlines from Newark to Chicago at the (very discounted) price of $155 round trip, all inclusive. Now of course, when losing one’s virginity in any field, it is important to use protection – I was ready with the number for our Continental Elite help desk… just incase. No Trojan, but it’ll do.

Everyone was meeting at my house and our coach with her husband were going to drive everyone to the airport and park the car. They had convinced the team that leaving at 4:00am was ample time to get there for a 6:00am flight and I didn’t want to argue because they’ll do what they want anyway. The morning was destined to be a crazy one. 4:00 rolls around… no coach. The three of us are sitting there wondering if they left without us.. which would certainly make for interesting competition. I had heard of ghost entries, but didn’t really want to become one!

At 4:20 they showed up and what endured next was our coach’s husband driving 95mph down Route 24 and 78 to the airport. The only time I was more afraid for my life was when I saw the circus as a baby. However, we made it to the parking company around 4:45 which was quite exceptional for a trip that’s supposed to take a good 35 minutes. Arrival at the terminal was at 5:10 for a 6:00 departure—the heat was on. Thank heavens for curbside!

Long story short, we cleared security (which was a nightmare, as usual in EWR Terminal A) and boarded the plane at 5:49.

May 26th, 2006
United Airlines 635
Depart Newark: 6:00am
Arrive Chicago: 7:14am
Boeing 757-200 / Seat 17F

Upon getting to the boarding door, Julie greeted us with a huge smile and said, “Good Morning!” I knew from that instant I picked the right airline. Another flight attendant was standing by our row, Row 17 (The first row of Economy minus) and she said, “We knew you were coming off the security line so we saved a place for your bags!” Voila, she opened up the closed overhead at Row 17, and it was empty, just for us. Now that’s service!

We took our seats, me at the window, naturally. Naturally. Duh. I took a moment to glance around the cabin and was generally pleased. The aircraft was spotless and the overhead bins were the newer, larger style. The paneling was a little older and the aircraft definitely showed signs of wear. Aesthetically, the UA 757 was not as nice as the CO 757, but the CO planes were redone anyway. The doors remained open until about 6:20 to allow security stragglers such as ourselves to make it through, but this was a non-issue anyway. Our Manhattan based cockpit crew had been delayed themselves, after the NJ Transit AirTran got stuck in the tube! The captain gave his welcome address as the baggage handlers were closing the doors and announced a flight time of 1 hour 45 minutes at 36,000 feet. A view out the window:

We pushed back late from the gate, next to a jetBlue A320,but was assured we’d make up as much of the delay as possible in the air, and that we’d only be about 15 minutes delayed.

We started our engines and taxied to Runway 22R (of course, the farther end of the 04/22) and, at 6:45 in the morning, was number 2 for departure. Not bad, not bad!

Our 757 lined up and started a short takeoff roll for our full load. A smooth lift off into the hazy New Jersey skies and we were on our way. I tuned into Channel 9 the entire flight, and was glad to receive free headphones for both audio and video. Even on this short segment, UA screened NBC news and sitcoms on the aisle-mounted monitors.


The climb out was smooth as silk and upon reaching our cruising altitude, the cabin crew began their service. A full bar service was complimented by Biscoff cookies and this was sufficient for such a short hop at this early hour. I had a 7-Up and received the full can. The flight proceeded on and our cabin crew was round the cabin with orange juice, water, tea and my favorite, Starbucks coffee. I took advantage of this and was given a cup of hot coffee which tasted just as if it had been brewed by my favorite barista back home. Of course, I was served with a smile—something I had grown accustomed to from this crew in the short time we’d been airborne.


Channel 9 was proving to be quiet this morning, but an interesting little transaction occurred between us and tower. I didn’t ask about it so I couldn’t explain what happened, but nevertheless:

Tower: United 635, call.
(no response)
Tower: United 635?
(no response)

At this point I was wondering “What are those pilots doing up there?” and the first thing that crossed my mind was the new definition of cockpit, as invented by some rather hormonal Southwest pilots. Oops. Whatever… my Karma Bank ATM card had been itching for a spin.

Tower: Uuuuuuuuunited 635, did ya fall asleep up there?
(no response)
Company aircraft: Tower, we can try to call 635 on a company frequency.
Tower: Please do.

I took off the headphones at that point to get a second cup of coffee so I missed the resolution of the great in-flight mystery. My friend Michele was getting punchy from the early morning hour...


Eventually, we reached TOD and made a very quick decent down into Chicago.


The view was nonexistent and we were in clouds until about 2 minutes before touchdown. Cleared through 2,000 feet we finally broke the cloud deck and made an incredibly smooth and controlled touchdown. Reverse was not used and we pulled off the active runway to gate C21. Our taxi could not have taken more than 2 minutes—talk about convenience!

On our way out the door, the pilots and Julie wished everyone a pleasant day. We walked into the terminal and retrieved our bags. En route to the Chicago Hilton & Towers where we’d be staying, everyone commented on how impressed they’d been with United. I couldn’t disagree!

May 29th, 2006
United Airlines 634
Depart Newark: 6:35am
Arrive Chicago: 9:37am
Airbus A319 / Seat 15A

Again with the early flights, I made sure we left at a reasonable hour, as to not miss our flight home. I didn’t want to go home after having such an amazing weekend in Chicago, but alas, since the prospect of another flight on United was in my future, I was excited. Perhaps more inquisitive than excited, I wondered if United was going to perform as well on this segment as they did coming out. It’d be hard to top our outbound experience.

Boarding started 4 minutes early for our mostly full A319 and at the boarding door, an older female flight attendant was standing, wishing everyone a “Good Morning” again with a huge smile. What is it with these people?? WHY ARE YOU SO PERKY AT 6 IN THE MORNING?! I wasn’t going to complain though! I found my seat, seat 15A and noticed it was in the same style as the 757 seat—grey fabric with orange and blue rectangles in a pattern. I was exhausted this morning after a long weekend of competition, so I knew I’d be taking advantage of the winged headrests.

We pushed back on time and made a long taxi out to our runway—I didn’t catch the number but I know from our departure gate of B6, we passed by Terminal M (?) and then lined up. There was no wait for departure and we made a rolling departure into the silky-smooth skies of Illinois. When the chime went off for 10,000 feet, the seatbelt sign was also turned off.

The climb was uneventful and I noticed that Channel 9 was not on. I asked the flight attendant if she could check into this, and she immediately went to ask the captain. Before she made it back to tell me it was on, the captain was making an address over the PA, and ended it with an apology for delaying the use of Channel 9 to anybody who may have been interested in hearing our departure transactions.

Service on this flight was identical to the flight out, with full bar (and full cans) and Biscoff, with the following refills and morning drink runs. In no time at all, we had a clear view of Detroit, including the airport and it's unmistakeable terminal.

Some pictures:

I fell asleep—something I rarely do on an aircraft. Whenever I wake from a (usually very abbreviated) nap on a plane, I get nervous and think, “WHERE AM I!?!?!?” and then I remember… Oh, you stupid doofus, you’re on an airplane. I ponder this for a moment and think “Airpane… airplane… why does that word sound like it should make me happy?” Further thought… And then it hits me. “AIRPLANE! YOU LOVE AIRPLANES!” and then I am finally awake and continue to enjoy the atmosphere. So frequently with these short flights I hate to sleep because then I miss out on my favorite experience.

Eventually, we started our decent and I was hit with a feeling of grief that my time on United was coming to a close! I decided to use the restroom. The second I locked the door, we hit turbulence (the only turbulence we’d had on this flight, and there had been none on the way out) and the second I unlocked the door, it stopped. Figures, right? The flight attendant was cleaning the galley and noticed me coming out and then we had a humorous little transaction.

FA: Looks like you picked a good time to go to the bathroom!
Me: Yeah, I always pick the best times. Me and turbulence… we go way back.
FA: Well, you better take care of those spots on your pants before anyone suspects anything.
(I proceed to freak out thinking “I did NOT miss the toilet, I did NOT miss the toilet”)
FA: Just kidding!!!!
Me: You scared the crap out of me!
FA: But you just went to the bathroom—isn’t it all gone anyway? (She laughs) Go take a seat—here, have some Biscoff cookies, too.

She handed me three packs of cookies and I returned to my seat, giggling my way down the aisle, probably looking like a crazed lunatic. We made a smooth touchdown onto Runway 22R and exited fairly far down the runway (no doubt in my mind we were approaching on the high side anyway) and made a brief taxi into Gate 14. I deplaned, and for the first time, noticed the slight discolorment of the paneling on this relatively new A319. No worries, though. We collected our bags, which were prompt, and made our way out into the hazy Newark air.


I was totally blown away by United. Any airline can offer you a snack and drinks, but how they do it is what sets the average apart from the great. United has won me over and I will look to use United whenever possible on future flights. You know you’ve struck gold when you don’t feel like a peasant on a short 90 minute domestic segment, even in Economy minus! GO UA!


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User currently offlineATLflyer From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 802 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (9 years 12 months 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 8351 times:

Glad to hear you had such a great trip on United. Great trip report!

User currently offlineLaw4fun From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 135 posts, RR: 2
Reply 2, posted (9 years 12 months 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 8325 times:

United has improved, to be sure. Your service sounded like ours on the Hawaii run. UA F/A and Cockpit crews have done a complete 180 in the last year or so. Good report!

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User currently offlineCubsrule From United States of America, joined May 2004, 24552 posts, RR: 22
Reply 3, posted (9 years 12 months 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 8186 times:

Nice t/r... from the picture you took, looks like you took off on 22L at ORD.

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User currently offlineKrje1980 From Norway, joined Feb 2006, 203 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (9 years 12 months 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 7994 times:


Great report! I also had the pleasure of flying UA between EWR and ORD and back again as part of my trip from Norway to Fargo recently. I truly agree that the attitude of the FAs was just fantastic. They always seemed to be smiling and in a good mood. I would not hesitate to fly UA again!

User currently offlineSQ_EK_freak From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2000, 1812 posts, RR: 20
Reply 5, posted (9 years 12 months 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 7954 times:

Thanks for the report, UA is defnitley my favorite American airline! I do agree that the attitude of their crew in general has changed in the past year or so, my best flights being ones that were staffed with Narita and Seattle based crews.

Keep Discovering
User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 56
Reply 6, posted (9 years 12 months 1 day ago) and read 7907 times:

Great report and pics too, thanks for the read Big grin

Quoting SQ_EK_freak (Reply 5):
UA is defnitley my favorite American airline

Ditto  Smile


Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
User currently offlineJetBlueAUS From United States of America, joined Apr 2006, 1145 posts, RR: 7
Reply 7, posted (9 years 12 months 18 hours ago) and read 7712 times:

Great to hear you had a great experience on UA! Usually when I fly from IAH on UA, they have the rudest staff. Oh well, maybe I just get the bad bunch.  Smile

Great trip report!

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User currently offlineAtrude777 From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 5717 posts, RR: 51
Reply 8, posted (9 years 12 months 17 hours ago) and read 7685 times:

Great trip report! You had me cracking up the whole time. I enjoy flying into ORD although I am on American.

The F/A how she acted and made the joke is what sets her apart from the regular average F/A when they make it personal interaction ebwteen you as the flyer and her/him as the worker thats when they win me over.

Grear report and pictures!!! Smile


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User currently offlineDelta732FF From United States of America, joined May 2005, 228 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (9 years 12 months 12 hours ago) and read 7459 times:

Great report. Nice pictures. Sounds like you will fly United agian.

User currently offlineCrjflyer35 From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 670 posts, RR: 2
Reply 10, posted (9 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 7302 times:

Glad to see your inflight crew was so kind. It's always great to welcome another to the UA fan club! It sounds like you taxiied out past Terminal 5 @ ORD, since you thought it was M, those are the gate numbers for ORD's huge International terminal. Grea pics btw, I never really noticed the size of the spoilers on the A320. Again, glad to hear you enjoyed UA, I get another great 3 leg UA trip in a month and a half! ICN-SFO-ORD-GRR...can't wait for that channel 9!


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User currently offlineLucky727 From Canada, joined Sep 2003, 602 posts, RR: 1
Reply 11, posted (9 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 7288 times:

Nice report & great pics - you have a great writing style...I'm just curious: what is Forensic/Competitive Speaking? Sounds like a form of debate  scratchchin 


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User currently offlineJBLUA320 From United States of America, joined May 2002, 3185 posts, RR: 18
Reply 12, posted (9 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 7204 times:
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Hi all thanks for reading and commenting

Lucky-- you are right. Forensics is the general term for speech & debate. We qualified three people (myself and a duo team) to CFL Nationals in Chicago and 5 people (myself, the same duo team and 2 debaters) to NFL Nationals in Dallas in 2 weeks. We've had quite a year!

I don't debate-- I do the speech side, and my categories are Dramatic Interpretation/Performance (where you take a play or monologue, cut it down to 10 minutes, and perform all characters with different voices, stances etc, no props or anything allowed) and Original Oratory (where you write your own speech and deliver it). It's a great activity-- it's definately helped my writing style and has made me a very very confident public speaker!


User currently offlineSemsem From Israel, joined Jul 2005, 1779 posts, RR: 2
Reply 13, posted (9 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 7166 times:

What do Biscoff cookies taste like? I have never heard of them.

User currently offlineJBLUA320 From United States of America, joined May 2002, 3185 posts, RR: 18
Reply 14, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 6870 times:
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Kind of like graham crackers... thanks for the comments.


User currently offlineLegalkiwi From New Zealand, joined Apr 2006, 46 posts, RR: 3
Reply 15, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 6750 times:

Hi there

I really enjoyed that - very funny!
My one experience on United was really good back in January - I agree that Channel 9 is awesome! Most recent flights were CO, and they were pretty good too, especially the (substantial!) free snack CVG-EWR!


kia kaha, kia maia, kia manawanui
User currently offlineJumbo747 From New Zealand, joined Apr 2006, 57 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (9 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 6356 times:

Nice report. Glad you enjoyed UA. I have flown with them when ever I have travelled in US and also a trans atlantic from JFK TO LHR.

You may also wanna try United's Ted Service. Lots of leg room on their economy flights.


User currently offlineLfutia From Netherlands, joined Dec 2002, 3407 posts, RR: 30
Reply 17, posted (9 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 6028 times:
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hey! I didnt know you were in Chicago.. Too bad I had to work all weekend long during Memorial Weekend... oh well... next time your in Chicago lemme know!

Where in Chicago did you go to anyways?


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User currently offlineDimoko From United States of America, joined Mar 2006, 307 posts, RR: 1
Reply 18, posted (9 years 11 months 1 week 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 5843 times:


great job on the report, you write well beyond your years.

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." -- Douglas Adams
User currently offlineFreedomtofly From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 750 posts, RR: 5
Reply 19, posted (9 years 11 months 1 week 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 5757 times:

United is the best  Wink and it sounds like you had a great trip. Awesome pics and thanks for sharing.


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User currently offlineAirbus3801 From United Kingdom, joined Apr 2004, 1089 posts, RR: 5
Reply 20, posted (9 years 11 months 1 week 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 5708 times:

Now you have found out what makes UA such a great airline that connects with their passengers. I have only had excellent things to say about them!

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