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User currently offlineBirdwatching From Germany, joined Sep 2003, 2364 posts, RR: 49
Posted (7 months 1 week 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 7331 times:

I thought this might be of interest to some of you:  Big grin
According to an Article in the German news source Spiegel Online, a travel agency from Erfurt is planning to offer flights to the Baltic Sea resort town Usedom for naked passengers, beginning July 5. They are targeting former GDR residents who feel nostalgic about the country's tradition of nudist beach vacations. According to the article, the passengers of those flights board the plane with their clothes and take them off when they're on board. However, for safety reasons, the crew will not be nude.
The operator also states that he might add additional destinations if there's demand.

Have fun discussing... (somebody post a trip report?  bigthumbsup  )

Soren  santahat 


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User currently offlineKaitak From Ireland, joined Aug 1999, 7220 posts, RR: 17
Reply 1, posted (7 months 1 week 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 6967 times:
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Well, I guess the security queue will be a lot quicker!


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User currently offlinePnwtraveler From Canada, joined Jun 2007, 745 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (7 months 1 week 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 6909 times:

I hope they wrap the seats with plastic before the flight.

User currently offlineRevelation From United States, joined Feb 2005, 2375 posts, RR: 1
Reply 3, posted (7 months 1 week 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 6891 times:

Not to be too rude, but how are they going to prevent "skid marks" on the airplane seats?


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User currently offlineStarrion From United States, joined Jul 2003, 835 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (7 months 1 week 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 6863 times:

When I saw the thread title, I thought we had reached the logical conclusion with the TSA a lot sooner than expected.

It certainly raises the stakes in the "who's the center seat passenger" lottery we all play....


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User currently offlineJtdieffen From United States, joined Jan 2001, 128 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (7 months 1 week 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 6863 times:



Quoting Revelation (Reply 3):
Not to be too rude, but how are they going to prevent "skid marks" on the airplane seats?

Well, I think in the ideal world, one should be hygenic enough not to leave skid marks, but in the real world, they'll probably use plastic. Oh my fond memories of the FKK spaces in Germany!


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User currently offlineAR385 From Mexico, joined Nov 2003, 2283 posts, RR: 14
Reply 6, posted (7 months 1 week 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 6825 times:
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I believe two years ago some American charter operator did this from the US to CUN. Apparently the flights were a success. I don't recall anymore details, but they were featured in the Mexican press.


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User currently offlineJetJeanes From United States, joined Oct 2004, 1062 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (7 months 1 week 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 6673 times:

I have the picture here somewhere but it would be inaporpriate to post,due to minors here, but it looks as if they are in a dc-9 and i assure you these are not beautiful people


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User currently offlineGOCAPS16 From Japan, joined Jan 2000, 3889 posts, RR: 22
Reply 8, posted (7 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 6539 times:

OMG! It'll be a big sausage fest on board.  Yeah sure


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User currently offlineMadameConcorde From Tuvalu, joined Feb 2007, 1931 posts, RR: 6
Reply 9, posted (7 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 6537 times:

Is Germany going to have their own Hooters Air? Maybe Carla Bruni will become a regular passenger on these flights.  Big grin


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User currently offlineFlashFlyGuy From Australia, joined Jan 2007, 437 posts, RR: 0
Reply 10, posted (7 months 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 6430 times:

Cool, there should be more of it!!!!

Quoting Revelation (Reply 3):
Not to be too rude, but how are they going to prevent "skid marks" on the airplane seats?

 Yeah sure Generally you'll find that a towel is used to sit on, it's a courtesy thing.  Big grin

Quoting GOCAPS16 (Reply 8):
OMG! It'll be a big sausage fest on board.

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 
Although I'm not too sure about the 'big' in my case...  Wink

User currently offlineIkramerica From United States, joined May 2005, 15151 posts, RR: 45
Reply 11, posted (7 months 1 week 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 6065 times:



Quoting JetJeanes (Reply 7):
and i assure you these are not beautiful people

that's the part people don't think about. most of the people are ugly. it's not like the movies where nudist colonies are full of hot 20-25 year olds playing volleyball. it's ugly 50 year olds with saggy parts. playing volleyball...  yuck 


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User currently offlineAirCop From United States, joined Nov 2005, 6103 posts, RR: 10
Reply 12, posted (7 months 1 week 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 6033 times:
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Quoting AR385 (Reply 6):
believe two years ago some American charter operator did this from the US to CUN.

Miami Air..and no one in the center seats..check out www.naked-air.com for more details.


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User currently offlineBirdwatching From Germany, joined Sep 2003, 2364 posts, RR: 49
Reply 13, posted (7 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 5101 times:



Quoting AirCop (Reply 12):
Miami Air..and no one in the center seats..check out www.naked-air.com for more details.

Holy smokes!  Wow! That link was so promising... now I wish I'd never clicked it...

Soren  santahat 


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User currently offlineAirCop From United States, joined Nov 2005, 6103 posts, RR: 10
Reply 14, posted (7 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 5101 times:
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Thought you would like it...


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User currently offlineVarig md-11 From France, joined Jul 2000, 1066 posts, RR: 4
Reply 15, posted (7 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 5058 times:



Quoting Ikramerica (Reply 11):
that's the part people don't think about. most of the people are ugly. it's not like the movies where nudist colonies are full of hot 20-25 year olds playing volleyball. it's ugly 50 year olds with saggy parts. playing volleyball... yuck

absolutely right
it's exactly the same when they organise naked "parties" in Amsterdam: most people are above 50 and take this opportunity to realise fantasies

Quoting AirCop (Reply 12):
Miami Air..and no one in the center seats..check out www.naked-air.com for more details.

lol, what a band of freaks!!!!!

User currently offlineAirfoilsguy From , joined today!, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (7 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 5020 times:

Be very careful when fastening your seat belt.



I like the "nudity warning" on the bottom of the page that already has nudity.  Smile

[Edited 2008-01-29 11:05:26]

User currently offlineN14AZ From Germany, joined Feb 2007, 388 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (7 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 4867 times:

What about when the plane has to be evacuated? Someone stated in another thread that it can be painfull if you are wearing short trousers. If this is true so what about in this case? All persons evacuated will look like these apes with the red ... I can already see the headlines "All passengers were evacuated successfully. But all were sent to hospital due to serious burns at their ..."

User currently offlineSNBA319 From Netherlands, joined Oct 2003, 298 posts, RR: 1
Reply 18, posted (7 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 4707 times:

First of all thought it funny that Birdwatching started the post.

This does get your imagination going, i immediately DID think of 18-25 year old sweet ladies playing volleyball (on a plane??). The IFE better not show adult entertainment or evacuating procedures are bound to end up in a mess.

Further more, exiting the aircraft might me quite tricky too...

User currently offlineBirdwatching From Germany, joined Sep 2003, 2364 posts, RR: 49
Reply 19, posted (7 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 4633 times:



Quoting SNBA319 (Reply 18):
First of all thought it funny that Birdwatching started the post.

Why is that? What did I do? Anything I don't know?  Confused

Soren  santahat 


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User currently offlineRB211TriStar From United States, joined May 2007, 82 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (7 months 1 week 3 days ago) and read 4293 times:
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Quoting Birdwatching (Reply 19):
Why is that? What did I do? Anything I don't know?

I think he was referring to the pun that your name creates based on the subject  Wink

User currently offlineDIJKKIJK From French Southern Territories, joined Jul 2003, 1504 posts, RR: 5
Reply 21, posted (7 months 1 week 3 days ago) and read 4266 times:



Quoting AirCop (Reply 12):
Miami Air..and no one in the center seats..check out www.naked-air.com for more details.

Wow, surely a whole new bunch of people would have joined the mile-high club on that flight.  Wink


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User currently offlineMotorHussy From New Zealand, joined Mar 2000, 1975 posts, RR: 7
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