RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

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RE: Use Of The Term "Esquire" As A Person's Title

RE: Meat Eaters: Will We Be Considered Savages?

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RE: Meat Eaters: Will We Be Considered Savages?

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RE: Cheap Beers: Best And Worst

The best thing about dirt cheap beer is you can pound 'em enough to get you through those long flights. Or the short ones. Or the ride to the airport.

Signed,
Wade Boggs

RE: Use Of The Term "Esquire" As A Person's Title

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RE: Williams Puffs The Herb Again; Blows NFL Comeback

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RE: Use Of The Term "Esquire" As A Person's Title

I subscribe to the idea that if the tag is relevant to the business being transacted, tacking them on is not only non-douchey, but is appropriate for professionals. For example, my father tacks "APR" (Accreditation in Public Relations) on his business correspondence, but does not do so on personal o...

Williams Puffs The Herb Again; Blows NFL Comeback

ESPN <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2867381" target="_blank">reports</a> Dolphins <acronym title="Syrian Arab Airlines">RB</acronym> Ricky Williams flunked his wacky tobacky test in April and will, therefore, be ineligible to get reinstated in the NFL 'til September. <img src="...

RE: Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"

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RE: What Makes Old People Smell Oldpeople-ish?

My wife's grandmother used to bake cookies that absorbed the stench of mothballs. I didn't even know moths had balls. Guess they'd have to. Must be very tiny. I do know, however, that they taste like crap.   

RE: Explain Your Username

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RE: Use Of The Term "Esquire" As A Person's Title

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RE: Mullet Resurgence?

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RE: Mullet Resurgence?

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RE: Explain Your Username

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RE: Mullet Resurgence?

Business in the front, party in the back! Who else feels like watchin' some NASCAR? Hooooo-eee!

Digressing....

The spiky, "Guido" style is just hitting here. I fear for our nation's youth.

RE: Explain Your Username

Mine is like thus:

"IAH" = my initials, as my real name is Imogene Aloysius Hinklebottom.

"777" = because I totally like the 727.

RE: No Go Areas

Don't go in the bathroom after me on Burrito Nite.   

RE: Biggest Crapholes You've Been To?

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RE: Your Least Favorite TV Commercials

K9 Advantix ads with the singing puppy at summer camp. I want to find the guy who wrote that jingle ("Oh There Ain't No Bugs On Me") and kick him in the nerts.   

RE: Clemens To The Yankees

Suck it, Roger. I know where you live....  

RE: Biggest Crapholes You've Been To?

Crappus Christi, TX
Kingsville, TX
Del Rio, TX
Creel, Chihuahua, MX

RE: Longest You've Gone Without Thread.

Drinking alcohol. = few months

Sleep. = ~60 hrs

Posting on Anet. = a month

Sex. = I'm married, so I'll be abstinent til I croak

Eating. = 48 hrs

Showering. = a week (summer camp....everyone stank)

Writing a personal letter. = ~12 yrs

RE: The Queen In The US And A!

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RE: Wings-Anyone Watch It?

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RE: Anyone Else Here Who Can't Stand LOL?

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RE: I Took A Few Swallows... (Spam Hall Of Fame)

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RE: Anyone Else Here Who Can't Stand LOL?

Out of respect for Thomas, I shall no longer "LOL." T-<acronym title="LGW-Luftfahrtgesellschaft Walter (Germany)">HE</acronym>! T-<acronym title="LGW-Luftfahrtgesellschaft Walter (Germany)">HE</acronym>-<acronym title="Manaus - Eduardo Gomes (MAO / SBEG), Brazil">MAO</acronym>! T-<acronym title="LGW...

RE: I Took A Few Swallows... (Spam Hall Of Fame)

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RE: The Last Restaurant You Ate At?

House of Pies (Westheimer location) 03-MAY-07 @ 0415 CST - club sandwich (86 lettuce, mayo), cottage fries (small tater tots), iced tea. Devoid of strippers this morning, to our dismay.  

RE: I Took A Few Swallows... (Spam Hall Of Fame)

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RE: The Last Restaurant You Ate At?

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RE: The Last Restaurant You Ate At?

Whataburger (2800 Chimney Rock location) 02-MAY-07 @ 0115 CST - #1 (Whataburger) with cheese and mustard only, fries, strawberry Fanta. Lotsa tasty burps for the following hours.

RE: Worst Uniform In All Of Sports?

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RE: The Last Restaurant You Ate At?

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RE: The Last Restaurant You Ate At?

Luby's Cafeteria (Post Oak/San Felipe location) 01-MAY-07 @ 1900 CST -- fried fish, mac & cheese, mashed potatoes w/ butter, garlic toast, fruit salad, cherry pie, iced tea   

RE: Your Mile Time?

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RE: Your 50 Yard Dash Time

Depends on how good a grip my Crown Vic's tires have. If they wanted me chasing folks on foot, they wouldn't have given me a car.

RE: Blow Out The Candles Kroc!

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RE: I Just Found Out I'm Going To Jail!

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RE: Who Will Be This NFL Drafts Biggest Bust?

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RE: The Return Of The "What Are You Drinking" Thread.

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Summer Self Pic Thread, #3

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RE: I Just Found Out I'm Going To Jail!

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RE: Iran Bans Western Haircuts

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RE: The Return Of The "What Are You Drinking" Thread.

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RE: Iran Bans Western Haircuts

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RE: I'm Going To Be A Dad!

Dude.....I thought you were 12.