Speaking of tombstones, Dorothy Parker once suggested her epitaph should read:
"Pardon my dust."
Charles, SJ
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Jump to postThe other one attributed to Oscar Wilde was while he was lying in a hotel room with ugly wallpaper he is reported to have said, "Either this wallpaper goes, or I do." Voltaire, on his deathbed, was asked to renounce the devil: "This is no time for making new enemies" When Disraeli was near death Que...
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"Tell Noah we're not eating this Buy on Board crap!"
Charles, SJ
(edited due to attack of keyboard dyslexia)
[Edited 2008-10-16 09:44:43]
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Jump to postThis is one of my favorate-VW from the UK: <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gKQIUJOr1GA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gKQIUJOr1GA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwav...
Jump to postHere's one for all you Brits: Saw it on a car in London years ago:
"Is Muffin the Mule an offence?"
Keep Smiling,
Charles, SJ
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Jump to postYes, it seems to be working again. Thanks! Now, I wish we could get the direct link to these photos back on to the homepage. Any chance of that happeneing? Pretty please with sugar on top??
Charles, SJ
Please add Cabin Views to the list of categories to restore. It is one of my favorates.
Thanks,
Charles, SJ
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Jump to postJust out of curiosity, what was in the packet marked, "For the long haul?"
Charles, SJ
Now that's what I call a Bidet-fixe!
Charles, SJ
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Jump to postBack when I lived in Saudi Arabia I had a habit of leaving my door open when I was home--That was until I was paid a visit by an uninvited guest: a very large lizard about the size of a chihuahua. Fortunately he only stuck his head inside and left. Never saw it again. I think the fact I adopted a ca...
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Jump to post#53. Get on my knees and thank God I'm not really in charge.
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We haven't played this one for a while, and I think the signatures have turned over enough that we can try it again. Come up with a witty or imaginative response to the signature of the user who posted above you. Points are awarded for originality, humor or inventiveness. Points are lost for rule vi...
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Jump to postAm I the only one here who clicked on this thread hoping it was coming from Letterman?
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They're coming thick and fast folks: Andre Gromyko, the famous former Soviet Foreign Minister wanted to toast the wife of then Secretary of State Dean Rusk during a state dinner. Wanting to demostrate his English prowess, he refused the services of a translator, raised his glass and said the followi...
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Charman Mao: I do not believe that Mr. Onassis would have married Mrs. Khruschev.
(Also attributed to Gore Vidal)
Charles, SJ
The whole issue of wealthy team owners playing stadium blackmail, demanding public funds to build stadiums so the owners can make even more money or they'll take the team elsewhere, has been a hot-button issue for many in Seattle. The Mariners hated the Kingdome almost from inception, and had been t...
Jump to postLenny Bruce once supposedly said about his drug addiction:
I'll die young but it's like kissing God.
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Jump to postI haven't been able to donate blood for about 10 years now because I lived in the UK during the mad cow scare in the early 90's. It's unfortunate because I used to donate quite regularly. On a separate issue, when other peoples' lives are at stake I believe we need to be truthful about our history, ...
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Jump to postI can't remember which Astronaut it was-I think it was Alan Sheppherd said this while awaiting liftoff:
"It's comforting to know that everthing in this spacecraft was built by the lowest bidder."
Charles, SJ
A quick word about oral contraception: I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said, 'No.' --Woody Allen When asked why she named her canary Onan, Dorothy Parker replied, "Because he is always spilling his seed on the ground." Dorothy Parker and Clare Booth Luce were riding on an elevator togeth...
Jump to postGreat report!
I think the airplane gods were exacting their vengence for even considering another mode of travel. Glad you made it home safely, rested and stink-free.
Charles, SJ
The ads continue to be an issue. Especially that bloody one from Cars.com. The A.net policy states you have to indicate who listed the ad (ads by Tribalfusion, Google, etc.) in order to report an inappropriate ad. All well and good, but... THE NAME <acronym title="Transports et Travaux Aériens de Ma...
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Jump to post"If a man dares to lie with her, he contracts her impurity and shall be unclean for seven days; every bed on which he then lies also becomes unclean." This is in direct reference to the prohibition against having sex with a woman until seven days after menstration. Part of ancient Jewish folklore su...
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Jump to postWe'll have a better idea in about two weeks time, after the Texas and Ohio primaries.
Charles, SJ
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