On Monday, all seemed normal at work... busy as a bastard and trying to scout out a conference room for a meeting I really didn't want to attend. My supervisor and myself went up the back stairs to the engineering dept, and all of a sudden I felt this massive burning sensation in the left side of my...
Jump to postWhat do you call a Mexican that can swim? . . . . . . . . A Texan. There's two statues in the park, a male statue, and a female statue, and they're both stark naked. They've been staring at each other for thousands of years. One day, a miracle brings them to life for one hour. The male statue says, ...
Jump to postI've seen a couple of them in central <acronym title="Air Sofia (Bulgaria)">CT</acronym>... the first one I saw was a couple of years ago and it had Quebec plates on it. Only recently have I seen them registered here. I think I'd rather sacrifice the MPG and get a slightly bigger vehicle, with (stil...
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Jump to post1) Do NOT go to work sick / sneeze near the product
2) Look neat / clean
3) Listen and learn from those around you
4) Know the weekly specials, they will be popular
5) Announce the next number loudly so people can hear it
6) Don't be afraid to ask questions
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Jump to postI've had 2 critter encounters in my yard... I almost hit an opossum in my own driveway after driving home in a snowstorm (I initially thought the big one was one of my neighbor's cats). The thing was apparently stealing cat food that they had left on the porch for the cats, and took a liking to camp...
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Jump to postPolice Officer - 8 Corporate Lawyer - 2 Criminal Lawyer - 4 Surgeon - 8 -- some have a real God complex, though Accountant - 6 Engineer - 9 -- especially CAD modelers/drafters <img src="/discussions/graphics/smilies/biggrin.gif" alt="Big grin"> Politician - 2 Soldier - 10 Teacher - 9 -- unless ...
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Jump to postThat was televised Valium... The COT has completely ruined the sport, assuming you can still call it that. You might as well let NASCRAP own all the cars, because they're all the same anyway. At least we can tear them up next week (hopefully) at Bristol, but the fall race was a snoozer too. <center>...
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Jump to postHere's mine:
29.5 miles / galUS
35.4 miles / galUK*
12.5 km / liter*
8.0 liter / 100km*
* assuming my conversions are correct
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Jump to postCentral <acronym title="Air Sofia (Bulgaria)">CT</acronym>: 3.179 for regular (lowest seen) 3.45-ish for 93 octane 3.75-ish for diesel Luckily the supermarket I shop at gives you $.10 off per gallon for every $50 you spend (it accrues over a few months), and when I filled up last night I had $.60/ga...
Jump to postI have to admit, guns terrify the hell out of me. I wouldn't ever own one unless I felt I had to, and luckily in my area I don't. And I have seen them up close, I have worked at Colt. That said, I think the following is proper "control": - Have the proper background checks, but develop a system wher...
Jump to postI remember reading somewhere (looking for a source right now, I'll post it if I find it) that Porsche had first right of refusal to buy <acronym title="Aeromar (Mexico)">VW</acronym> if they were looking to sell, mainly to keep the company "in German hands". I think Porsche was worried that <acronym...
Jump to post''I may disagree with what you say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it.'' - Voltaire ''If there is a bedrock principle of the first amendment, it is that government may not prohibit the expression of an idea simply because society finds the idea itself offensive or disagreeable''...
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Jump to post900 sq ft
2 br / 1 bath
Elevated porch
2 garage bays (detached, part of 5-car garage)
$600/mo including water (about $300 more for internet, DirecTV, gas, etc)
I've had Sirius since December 2005 (right before Stern started in January of 2006) I like the fact I can listen to Howard, Bubba the Love Sponge, comedy, and music without the FCC bleeping stuff because someone can't be responsible for their own ears and switch the channel. Plus I've got the <acron...
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Jump to postJust converting from the Cyrillic alphabet:
Закрийтеся трахкають = Zakriytesya trakhkayut
I do not profess to know Russian, Ukrainian, or any other language except English! But I know the Cyrillic alphabet for some reason...
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Jump to postUnited States (born/live there)
Umm... that's it. The only place I really have desire to travel to is Europe...
"Really officer, it's not mine!"
"You might be a redneck if..."
"Jim takes his rise up the corporate ladder way too seriously"
I'm surprised they don't have some sort of variable vanes or something (maybe they do? I know Jack and his little buddy Squat about wind turbines) to compensate for high winds... even to keep the speed at an optimal range when winds are normal.
Jump to postMy downstairs neighbor has 4 cats that I occasionally take care of... but they enjoy the communal attention: Callie - Calico, aka "The blonde", "Head bitch in charge". Likes having the ears/head scratched, and will make kissyfaces with the other cats... then land a <i>brutal</i> right hook out of no...
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