One day a USAF
bomber was flying along across the Atlantic on a long flight when alongside came a fighter who was also crossing the Atlantic on a long flight... the fighter pilot said: "watch this", pulled infront did a roll and several other manoeuvers.... "what can you do? beat that" he said...
the Bomber pilot radioed back "ok, watch this"....
several minutes passed and the bomber just carried on on its course... finally the bomber pilot comes back on the radio and says: "there.. what do you think of that?"
the fighter pilot replies: "huh? what did you do? You didn't do anything!"
the bomber pilot calmly radios back: "oh I just went back got my newspaper and took a dump on the toilet then made myself a cup of coffee... beat that"
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