Aussiemite
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Oh What A Night

Sun Jul 23, 2000 2:47 am

firstly i saved a 5 year old girl from a german shepard it was mauling her leg so i punched the dog in the face will picking her up with the other hand and balancing the kid over my head. i put the kid down and the dog comes back for more this time i was ready so she wasnt hurt.. this was at some party friend of a friend of mine.. music was blearing and the kid ran behind me to try to escape the dog..



then im at work and some little rich greek shit steals a bar towel from MY bar.. i coudnt be stuffed dealing with him cause i know id probably end up in jail and the guy i work with had the same thoughts.. our manager went and had a chat with the prick got our goods back.


oh yeh also.. i was offered a job at the states best strip club (upmarket etc) as a DJ/barman/bouncer/costume chooser.. my connections are starting to scare me.. im a family orientated dude.. i dont even go to strip clubs myself but cause of ppl i know im more then a VIP there.. I've been once and i was asked to take care of the bar for about half an hour first time theyd meet me cause these ppl knew i was honest..

what do i do to attract these freaks.. all im doing is worken to pay off my pilots license so i can get a real job..

Regards,

Aussiemite
 
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RE: Oh What A Night

Sun Jul 23, 2000 3:28 am

You're a hero.  
 
777YYC
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RE: Oh What A Night

Sun Jul 23, 2000 4:09 am

You have a more interesting life than I do!
 
 
VC-10
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RE: Oh What A Night

Sun Jul 23, 2000 11:54 am

And then I woke up !
 
Lindy
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RE: Oh What A Night

Sun Jul 23, 2000 2:00 pm

...and I was dumped last night again!!! god damn it!!!!
I can't go in public with my girls cause always I meet some "old" friends, and they talk too much!!!!!
Damn it!!!!!!!!!
BWIADCA - Nikon D100
 
Aussiemite
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VC-10

Sun Jul 23, 2000 6:42 pm

Your suggesting that was a dream.. I specificlly said i dont like strip clubs.. your remark and then i woke up suggests that you dream of working in a strip club.. PERVERT.. your negative remarks are not welcome here..

Regards,

Aussiemite

PS my grammer sucked in the first post didnt it..
 
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Aussiemite And Grammar

Sun Jul 23, 2000 6:53 pm

Howdy dude.

Not only did your grammar suck in the first post but your spelling is atricious in your second post.

*Your suggesting* should be *You're suggesting* with a question mark, not a full stop.

specificlly is missing an *a*

and the best of the lot....you mispelled grammar (i.e. grammer)......heehee.....sorry mate.

But you are a living legend all the same 

Cheers

Scotty

 
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Brissie_lions

Sun Jul 23, 2000 10:14 pm

hahahah

yeh I was a physics/math student.

Regards,

Aussiemite
 
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RE: Oh What A Night

Sun Jul 23, 2000 10:52 pm

It certainly was a night.

As mentioned above, you're a hero.

 
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Lindy

Sun Jul 23, 2000 11:40 pm

Brother.. my god you must have had alot of women   keep up the good work you hound dog  

Regards,

Aussiemite
 
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RE: Oh What A Night

Mon Jul 24, 2000 3:55 am

Firstly "And then I woke up" is a saying meaning something APPEARS a little far fetched. Neither does it mean I dream of working in a strip club.

Yes your grammar was very poor, and don't you know that you start a sentence with a capital letter ?

You say you don't like strip clubs yet your profile give's your homepage as http:///www.penthouse.com. Sorry, but the two don't go together.
 
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VC-10

Mon Jul 24, 2000 4:44 am

Howdy

Maybe he only reads Penthouse for the articles 

Cheers

Scotty
 
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RE: Brissie_lions

Mon Jul 24, 2000 4:47 am

Don't you ???

Cheers
Paul.
 
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RE: Brissie_lions

Mon Jul 24, 2000 4:57 am

You obviously haven't been reading some of the more *controversial* threads in this forum lately. 

Penthouse: no
Playboy: no
Playgirl: well maybe
Out: most definitely

Cheers

Scottys
 
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RE: Brissie-lions

Mon Jul 24, 2000 5:35 am

I get the picture.

I don't normally frequent this forum, I was bored last night. There is not a lot to do at 3 am in the office.
 
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RE: Oh What A Night

Mon Jul 24, 2000 11:33 am

"...late December back in '63. What a lady, what a night."
 
lax2000
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RE: Oh What A Night

Wed Jul 26, 2000 7:51 am

I love that song, Frankie Valli Rules!

"Oh what a night late December and my butt was tight".

Ha Ha Ha ...

And my favorite porn mag is ADAM.

Adam...
 
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Adam

Wed Jul 26, 2000 7:57 am

porn mag, adam... hmm that dosn't sound inviting to me...

mwhahahahhahahahahahahahah

Regards,

Aussiemite
 
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RE: Oh What A Night

Fri Jul 28, 2000 2:20 pm

You da man!!!!!

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