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Best Pick Up Lines!

Sun Aug 20, 2000 7:42 pm

all right enough political mumbo-jumbo you guys just cant win. instead of spending our time on the internet we should be out getting laid which you righties arn't too good at.

so lets hear your best pick up lines
 
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RE: Best Pick Up Lines!

Sun Aug 20, 2000 10:20 pm

I have a few:

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hi, I'm Mr Right. Someone told me you were looking for me!

You've got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

If it's true what we eat, then I could be you by the morning.

Cheers

Scotty
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VirginLover
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RE: Best Pick Up Lines!

Sun Aug 20, 2000 11:53 pm

My favorite: If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and you right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?  
 
cba
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RE: Best Pick Up Lines!

Mon Aug 21, 2000 2:59 am

Here are a few of my favorites:

1. I love every bone in your body, especially mine,

2. Your dad must be a farmer, because you have great mellons.

3. You wanna go out, eat some pizza, and then have sex? What, you don't like pizza?

4. That dress, looks really great on you. It'll look even better on my bedroom floor.

5. Are you wearing windex? I swear I can see myself in your pants.

6.

 
chris28_17
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RE: Best Pick Up Lines!

Mon Aug 21, 2000 3:13 am

Baby, if I could change the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.  


You know sex is a killer dont you?? ya wanna die happy?  


I have millions but if everyone hears them, they become less original.. heehee... so if you MUST hear more.. you'll have to email me
 

CHRIS !
 
desertjets
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RE: Best Pick Up Lines!

Mon Aug 21, 2000 8:35 am

Ok... here is mine, it is really bad, so the faint of heart should not scroll down.



That dress is very becoming on you. But if I were on you I'd be coming too.

Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
 
777YYC
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RE: Best Pick Up Lines!

Mon Aug 21, 2000 9:59 am

Is that a mirror in your pocket or am I seeing myself in your pants?



Can't think of any more right now.

Off topic:

And for those who are doubters of the non-aviation forum:Lighten up!

 

 
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RE: Best Pick Up Lines!

Mon Aug 21, 2000 10:26 am

What do you mean righties aren't good...Do you want a list of righties who got caught with their pants down?


Here's one from American Gigolo...

"How much...for one f**k."


Please disregard the first question, it wouldn't fit here.
 
Danny
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RE: Best Pick Up Lines!

Mon Aug 21, 2000 3:52 pm

1. Your parents must be thiefes - they have taken all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.

2. You must be tired after running around in my head all day long.

3. Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?

4. Can I kiss you good bye...tomorrow morning?

5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to pass by you again?

All of those have copyrights...I don't know by who, but anyway.  

/Danny
 
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RE: Best Pick Up Lines!

Mon Aug 21, 2000 5:51 pm

Come and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

The word of the hour is legs, know lets go upstairs and spread the word

will you fuck me?, (that has worked)
 
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Best Pick Up Lines!

Tue Aug 22, 2000 9:58 am

If your going to use a pick up line may as well be fairly original:

Can I buy you a spatula?

Your crawlspace or mine?

May I lick your forehead?

What's your favorite flavor of wood?

I have a few more but your not getting them, I got like another 70 years for these lines to last me. Oh yes and how could I forget singing You've Lost That Loving Feeling.. remember TopGun???

That is it for now Aussiemite signing off goodbye
 
chris28_17
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RE: Best Pick Up Lines!

Wed Aug 23, 2000 4:00 pm

Hi! didnt we go to different schools together??


If i told you that you have a nice body, will you hold it against me?


Can i buy you a drink? or do you just want the money...


...those are my other expendable ones, the rest are for me only  

CHRIS !
 
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RE: Best Pick Up Lines!

Wed Aug 23, 2000 7:09 pm

I lost my phone number.........Can I have yours?
OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
 
rapo
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RE: Best Pick Up Lines!

Thu Aug 24, 2000 1:36 am

"Do you come here often? Or do you wait until you get home?" - got slapped (for good reason) for that one back in the college days.

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