Ilyushin96M
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Worst Singer - Male/Female

Fri Sep 01, 2000 1:56 am

I always find topics like this somewhat amusing...so here goes: What singer has a voice or style that absolutely sets your teeth on edge? Here are mine:

Male - Michael Bolton. When he sings, he sounds like he's in pain, as if someone kicked him in the balls.

Female - Mariah Carey. I can't stand her screechy, overdone voice, and when she hits those high notes, it's like fingernails on a chalk board!
 
NJTurnpike
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RE: Worst Singer - Male/Female

Fri Sep 01, 2000 2:27 am

I agree....yes yes yes...Bolton and Carey both deserve to be strapped into chairs and subjected to each other's music. Whitney Houston also does well in my personal 'Worst of...' list. She'd get to have her eyes forced open a la 'Clockwork Orange' and have pictures of Mr Bolton's haircuts paraded in front of her for 24 straight hours. Mm, lovely.

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RE: Worst Singer - Male/Female

Fri Sep 01, 2000 2:39 am

You're never going to believe who I pick... I can't come up with a male, but my female vote goes to Judy Collins.

Sure she's famous and all that, but her voice is too smooth for me. I want some SOUL in the sound!

I mean, who else could take "Cat's in the cradle" and turn it into a ballad? My goodness, it's supposed to be a PROTEST SONG!!!  

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RE: Worst Singer - Male/Female

Fri Sep 01, 2000 2:53 am

Macy Gray.

AA737-800
 
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RE: Worst Singer - Male/Female

Fri Sep 01, 2000 4:48 am

Male-(none)
Female-Christina Aguillera(She has a bloody attitude problem)




Gundu
 
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RE: Worst Singer - Male/Female

Fri Sep 01, 2000 5:59 am

Female Macy Gray and Whitney Houston

Male I dont really have one
 
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RE: Worst Singer - Male/Female

Fri Sep 01, 2000 6:02 am

Male: Justin Timberlake from the teen pop group NSYNC.

I used to hate Macy Gray's voice but now I have developed an taste for it (hers is definitely an acquired one).

Aaron G.
 
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RE: Worst Singer - Male/Female

Fri Sep 01, 2000 6:49 am

Female - Macy Gray, she sets my teeth on edge.
Male - John Williamson - Aussie country singer - Ugh!

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thai747
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RE: Worst Singer - Male/Female

Sat Sep 02, 2000 8:25 am

Male: that guy from N*suck.. what's his name?  
Female: yes.. Mariah Carey... also Macy Gray's voice annoys me.. but her music's fab

 
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RE: Worst Singer - Male/Female

Sat Sep 02, 2000 8:36 am

Dee Snider is the best singer and radio show host ever.
 
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RE: Worst Singer - Male/Female

Sat Sep 02, 2000 9:14 am

Michael Bolton sang the "Spirit of American" song you hear when watching the Spirit of American propaganda film at the C.R. Smith museum in DFW . I don't like him. I wonder how much AA paid him to do it? It's a damn good thing they don't show that movie on all their flights!
 
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RE: Worst Singer - Male/Female

Sat Sep 02, 2000 11:09 am

I think Carey sounds wonderful, but she looks like not a very nice person--kind of loose. But I love her voice and singing.

My least favored sound coming out of a human is probably Johnny Mathis. He has a good voice but sings in the cracks (he misses the pitch slightly).

Of dead people I'd say Janice Joplin. She sounds like all she's singing about is a small leap from Hell.

GE
 
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RE: Worst Singer - Male/Female

Sat Sep 02, 2000 10:48 pm

Worst Male: Definitely All the Boy Bands. I can't tell you how many times their voices have been layered.

Worst Female: Definitely Britney Spears, Christina Aguilara, and Jessica Simpson are in a 3 way tie. Again, Layered voices sound horrible.
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Britny

Sun Sep 03, 2000 12:24 am

Britney Spears cant sing (but nice body)  
 
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RE: Worst Singer - Male/Female

Sun Sep 03, 2000 8:01 am

Any of the Rap stars. Their music is just horrible, and it takes no talent to do what they do. Rap really really sucks.
 
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RE: Worst Singer - Male/Female

Sun Sep 03, 2000 9:19 am

female - bardot
Male - Eric Melvin (nofx) i cant help but crack up when i hear him sing, otherwise he is realy cool
 
thai747
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RE: Worst Singer - Male/Female

Sun Sep 03, 2000 3:31 pm

Dang! I left someone out...
worst male : Aaron Carter 

and yes , I found out from a girl friend of mine (nope, not girlfriend ) that N*suck guy's name is Justin.. boooooooooooooo

Regards,
Jak
 
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RE: Worst Singer - Male/Female

Sun Sep 03, 2000 10:40 pm

Cat Stevens

For years I thought he was an old lady singing.
 
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RE: Worst Singer - Male/Female

Sun Sep 03, 2000 11:45 pm

Boy bands and Rap.
 
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RE: Worst Singer - Male/Female

Mon Sep 04, 2000 1:06 am

Male:- Any country male singer.....ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
All the boy bands....I get a headache when I hear them.

Female:- BRITNEY!!!!!! It's like she has an orgasm everytime she sings! JEEEZ!!!!!!

And I LURVE Macy Gray's voice..I think it's an addiction!

Tommy  
 
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RE: Worst Singer - Male/Female

Mon Sep 04, 2000 1:56 am

MALE: Any boy band. They all cannot sing worth crap, they just get up there and shake their asses and the girls scream.

FEMALE: Barbara Streisand
 
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RE: Worst Singer - Male/Female

Tue Sep 05, 2000 11:04 am

Sn330, it does take talent to rap. They write their own music. You try writing hard rhymes (not nursery rhymes) and then saying them fast and not sounding like an idiot, its not too easy.

Worst female voice= Macy Gray, take some Nyquil ,DAMN!!

Worst male voice=cant think of any
 
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RE: Worst Singer - Male/Female

Tue Sep 05, 2000 8:00 pm

Rosanne Barr singing the Star-Spangled Banner.
 
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RE: Worst Singer - Male/Female

Tue Sep 05, 2000 8:21 pm

WORST FEMALE: Barbara Streisand - enough said

WORST MALE: Sisqo (rapper) - it sounds like he is masterbating while he sings


BEST FEMALE: Britney Spears - I'm sorry, but I do like her music

BEST MALE: Garth Brooks - Until the whole 'Chris Gaines' fiasco (what was that, anyway), he was my favorite performer

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DeltaRNOmd-80
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RE: Worst Singer - Male/Female

Wed Sep 06, 2000 4:04 am

Hamlet69, I thought I was the only one who likes Britney Spears, cool.
 
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RE: Worst Singer - Male/Female

Thu Sep 07, 2000 5:59 am

Boy bands are terrible. How do they manage to get their voices so high.
Also, Britney Spears is not that great of a singer, but she is hot and apparently, now, all you have to be is good looking to succeed in music.
 
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Revisions

Fri Sep 08, 2000 12:49 am

I'm sitting at work and hearing Paula Abdul's whiny, off-key voice singing is making me nauseaous. How the hell did she ever get in the recording studio? Oh, that's right...couch favours. UGH...I wish someone would make her and Mariah drink liquid lye!

As far as boy bands singing in such high voices...I'm willing to bet they're either eunuchs or they take estrogen. LOL! Here today, gone TO-DAY! (I WISH!)

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