airbus60
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Famous Quotes

Thu Sep 28, 2000 1:59 pm

If you can lie on the floor, without holding on, your sober.

Eat more shit, 20 billion flies can't be wrong.

You are about as useful as a priest in a Whorehouse
 
polaris
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RE: Famous Quotes

Fri Sep 29, 2000 6:35 am

"The mind is everything; what you think, you become." Gautama Buddha
 
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RE: Famous Quotes

Fri Sep 29, 2000 6:44 am

"I am not an animal, I am a human being".....The Elephant Man.  
 
polaris
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RE: Famous Quotes

Fri Sep 29, 2000 7:10 am

"The state has no place in the bedrooms of the nation." former Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Elliott Trudeau
 
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RE: Famous Quotes

Fri Sep 29, 2000 7:48 am



if you can't dazzle em with brilliance; then baffle them with bullshit!!!
 
polaris
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RE: Famous Quotes

Fri Sep 29, 2000 7:55 am

"The key to success is self-confidence. If you can fake that, you've got it made!" Groucho Marx
 
N312RC
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RE: Famous Quotes

Fri Sep 29, 2000 8:15 am

"Ask not what your Country can do for you, but what you can do for your Country" -JFK

"One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind"
-Neil Armstrong

"Shit Floats"
"Shit Happens"

"...Russia has ceased to exist, we'll begin bombing in five minutes.." -Ronald Reagan
N/A
 
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RE: Famous Quotes

Fri Sep 29, 2000 8:16 am

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
-Anon

Ok..maybe some of these arent 'famous' but they sure are funny!

"Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything."
-Ivana Trump, upon finishing her first novel

"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Shields

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
-Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
-Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."
-Batman Costume warning label

Headlines:

Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link
-Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995

`Light' meals are lower in fat, calories
-Huntington Herald-Dispatch, November 30

Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men
-The Sunday Oregonian, September 24

Bible church's focus is the Bible
-Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3, 1994

Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear
-Journal of Commerce, April 20

Fish lurk in streams
-Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle, January 29

And from the bumper sticker file...

"Keep honking, I'm reloading."
"Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit."
"i souport publik edekasion"
 
USAirways737
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RE: Famous Quotes

Fri Sep 29, 2000 8:39 am

"I did not have sexual relations with..." Do I even need to finish?

"I didn't inhale"

All by our beloved President




 
Greeneyes53787
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RE: Famous Quotes

Fri Sep 29, 2000 12:25 pm

"A Bible falling apart usually belongs to a person who is not."

 
Danny
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RE: Famous Quotes

Fri Sep 29, 2000 2:20 pm

--- It's better not to speak and let people think you're dumb, than to open your mouth and proove it. --- Lisa Simpson.
 
desertjets
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RE: Famous Quotes

Fri Sep 29, 2000 2:57 pm

"Its like nailing down Jell-o"
Michael Schaller, Professor of History, The University of Arizona. In a History 440 lecture about Joe McCarthy.
Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
 
DeltaRNOmd-80
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RE: Famous Quotes

Fri Sep 29, 2000 3:04 pm

Polaris, isnt that quote by Siddhartha Guatama? Did he have his name changed to Guatama Buddha? I know that he is buddha, but I had never known he was referred to as that. We are now learning about that in history, so just wondering.

"what is popular is not always right, what is right is not always popular"

Its plastered on almost every classrooms walls here, so thats where I got it  
 
Granite
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RE: Famous Quotes

Fri Sep 29, 2000 10:24 pm

Hi all

'Im the best President' - Clinton

Gary
 
Hamlet69
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RE: Famous Quotes

Sat Sep 30, 2000 12:24 am

Here's a range of quotes:

"False face must hide what the false heart doth know."
-MacBeth

". . . for there is nothing either good nor bad, but thinking makes it so."
-Hamlet

"Some men see things as they are and say 'Why?' I dream things that never were and say 'Why not?'"
-Robert Kennedy

"What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of the world."
-Albert Einstein

"When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the Earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return."
-Leonardo da Vinci

"We now live in an age where man has walked on the Moon. It's not a miracle, we just decided to go."
-James Lovell, Apollo 13

"Read my lips: No new taxes."
-President George Bush

Hamlet69
Honor the warriors, not the war.
 
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RE: Famous Quotes

Sat Sep 30, 2000 12:45 am

" He was a good friend of mine and the greatest Basketball-player ever in the US. "

Mariah Carrey been asked about the dead of Hussein, King of Jordan.
 
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RE: Famous Quotes

Sat Sep 30, 2000 1:08 am

Hey Beavis, pull my finger...huh ha, huh ha... - Butthead

No way buttmunch. - Beavis

I yam what I yam. - Popeye
 
polaris
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RE: Famous Quotes

Sat Sep 30, 2000 2:23 am

"...out damned spot!" Lady MacBeth
 
Purdue Arrow
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RE: Famous Quotes

Sat Sep 30, 2000 2:59 am

Don't know who said it, but it is proudly displayed on a statue in the terrazzo of the US Air Force Academy in Colorade Springs, CO...



"Man's flight through life is sustained by the power of his knowledge."
 
crjmech
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RE: Famous Quotes

Sat Sep 30, 2000 5:38 am

"No matter where you go, there you are."
-Buckaroo Banzai
Thou shalt mind thine altitude,lest the ground reach up and smite thee.
 
tbar220
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RE: Famous Quotes

Sun Oct 01, 2000 2:26 pm

"God does not play dice with the universe."

- Albert Einstein

"You may take our lives, but you'll never take, our FREEDOM!"

- William Wallace (Mel Gibson)
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AC_A340
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RE: Famous Quotes

Sun Oct 01, 2000 9:00 pm

"It's impossible to fly with the eagles when you work with turkeys" - Pushing Tin

"Fuddle Duddle" - Former PM Pierre Trudeau

I got a mind block right now so that's all I can think of.
 
jetblue26
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RE: Famous Quotes

Mon Oct 02, 2000 9:34 am

"The best safety device in an airplane is a well trained pilot"-Flight Safety International

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