teahan
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Top 10 Reasons Why It's Better To Be Stupid

Sun Nov 19, 2000 4:31 am

10. Nobody cares if you act stupid.

9. You can hold a firm belief in something like the existence of "space-cats" and nobody holds it against you.

8. The ability to inhale eggs through your nose is very popular at parties.

7. You can easily become the President of the United States.

6. Lucky Charms. For you they really are magically delicious.

5. You already know the answer to the question: "What are you, stupid?"

4. You are now categorized. i.e.: Trekkies, Goths, Hackers, stupid people, etc.

3. You can talk to animals. At least you think you can.

2. It's like being in grade 8 for your whole life.

1. Breaking stuff. It never gets old.

     

Jeremiah Teahan

Goodbye SR-LX MD-11 / 6th of March 1991 to the 31st of October 2004
 
BranVan3K
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RE: Top 10 Reasons Why It's Better To Be Stupid

Sun Nov 19, 2000 4:38 am

" 7. You can easily become the President of the United States. "

Hey now! Bush hasn't won just yet!
 
sn330
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RE: Top 10 Reasons Why It's Better To Be Stupid

Sun Nov 19, 2000 4:50 am

Another Reason:
If your parents are rich and loaded, you can just sit on your arse your entire life and not do anything, and nobody will think that you are an underachiever
 
DeltaRNOmd-80
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RE: Top 10 Reasons Why It's Better To Be Stupid

Sun Nov 19, 2000 1:34 pm

AND BETTER YET, you can claim to have invented the internet and people wouldn't give you a second look!
 
ZRH
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RE: Top 10 Reasons Why It's Better To Be Stupid

Mon Nov 20, 2000 6:44 am

Branvan3k: you are right, Bush hasn't won yet. But if he wins, who is more stupid? He or the voters?
 
blink182
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RE: Top 10 Reasons Why It's Better To Be Stupid

Mon Nov 20, 2000 7:23 am

BranVan3K- So true, So-true!
here is another one- If your parents are loaded with cash and own a big company, you can be stupid, not go to school or college and still be CEO of the company when your father steps down! and still people will dub you as the term: smarty!
rgds,
blink182
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