63. Ladies and gentlemen, we are in the middle of some heavy turbulence, but I can assure you that everything is under control. Thank you. Right, I think they bought it John, hand me my parachute will you. Woops. Forgot to turn the intercom off.
64. (On final.) No way, a full house beats a flush.
66. Boy I shouldn't have had that 10'th Bloody Mary
67. Flight attendant: Ladies and gentlemen, is there a doctor onboard?
5 minutes later: Ladies and gentlemen, I repeat, is there a doctor onboard? Oh very well, is there a pilot onboard then?
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"