I agree, Aaron!
I think next season it should be:
Survivor: Saddam's Playhouse
or something like that, where the cast members are challenged to outwit, outsmart, and outplay each other to escape Saddam's wrath after being placed in the desert outside of Baghdad.
where the sixteen don't even have to outwit, outsmart, or outplay each other- just whichever one is left after all other fifteen become frozen solid gets the million dollars.
or how about this one:
Survivor: the Clinton Mansion
Not only do the survivors have to make sure not to find themselves alone in an office with Bill, they have to steer clear of confrontations with the man of the house, Hillary Clinton. The winner doesn't get one million, though- they just get the chance to get out alive.
So- do you think I should contact CBS' marketing department?