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You'll Go Blind . . .

Thu Feb 01, 2001 5:09 am

Time to collect the best euphemisms for one of our favorite hobbies, wanking. Let's start with a classic: the five nuckle shuffle. Any others?
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crjmech
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RE: You'll Go Blind . . .

Thu Feb 01, 2001 5:42 am

Shaking hands with the unemployed.
Thou shalt mind thine altitude,lest the ground reach up and smite thee.
 
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fanoftristars
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RE: You'll Go Blind . . .

Thu Feb 01, 2001 6:43 am

It will give you pimples and turn you into one of those homosexuals!  Smile
"FLY DELTA JETS"
 
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mbmbos
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RE: You'll Go Blind . . .

Thu Feb 01, 2001 7:02 am

Choking the chicken

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy

Dating Rosey Palmer

Spanking the Monkey

"If I don't manage to fly, someone else will. The spirit wants only for there to be flying. As for who happens to do it, in that he has only a passing interest."
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RE: You'll Go Blind . . .

Thu Feb 01, 2001 7:23 am

Polishing your dolphin

Bopping your baloney

Flog your log

Make your snake puke

An unexamined life isn't worth living.
 
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fanoftristars
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RE: You'll Go Blind . . .

Thu Feb 01, 2001 7:35 am

I can't remember which movie it's from, but:

Jerking the purple headed yougurt slinger.
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TWFirst....

Thu Feb 01, 2001 7:59 am

Isn't "Bopping your baloney" from a National Lampoons movie?!? I swear it is from the one where they go to Wally World, and they stop at Chevys (can't remeber his movie name) stop and his brothers and Rusty is in his cousins room, and he says "bopping your baloney"? i dont remember, but thought i owuld mention it.

 
Trvlr
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RE: You'll Go Blind . . .

Thu Feb 01, 2001 8:58 am

I remember seeing a huge list of euphemisms for it a few months ago. The one I remember was "flogging the bishop."

Aaron G.
 
almbluzman
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RE: You'll Go Blind . . .

Thu Feb 01, 2001 9:59 am

how about:

"rotating the vertical axis?"

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RE: You'll Go Blind . . .

Thu Feb 01, 2001 10:14 am

Polishing the Peuter
Doing Mrs. Palmer
Shaking hands with Benjamin Franklin
Playing with the one-eyed snake
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DeltaRNOmd-80
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RE: You'll Go Blind . . .

Thu Feb 01, 2001 10:38 am

plucking your twig and berries?
 
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RE: You'll Go Blind . . .

Thu Feb 01, 2001 10:39 am

Where is N766AS and N312RC to tell us the respected "Republican" and "Democratic" version?

Cheers,

mb (*ha ha, what a funny topic..*)
 
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RE: You'll Go Blind . . .

Thu Feb 01, 2001 12:15 pm

Shaking hands with the weasel

Cleaning the pipes

Knuckle Shuffle on the piss pump
 
777YYC
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RE: You'll Go Blind . . .

Thu Feb 01, 2001 12:28 pm

Pullin' the goalie,

Polishing the dolphin,

shining your stump


 
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RE: You'll Go Blind . . .

Thu Feb 01, 2001 12:38 pm

>Where is N766AS and N312RC to tell us the respected "Republican" and "Democratic" version?

I didn't know there was a respected Republican or Democrat version, but I am sure if you got a hold of Bill Clinton you could learn all you wanted to know about the Democrat version...
 
us330
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RE: You'll Go Blind . . .

Thu Feb 01, 2001 12:56 pm

Waxing the brass
 
doomfox
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RE: You'll Go Blind . . .

Thu Feb 01, 2001 2:49 pm

Taking matters into your own hands.
 
Saloth Sar
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RE: You'll Go Blind . . .

Thu Feb 01, 2001 5:09 pm

Pitching A Tent...

because I'm a guerilla. Big grin
 
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RE: TWFirst....

Thu Feb 01, 2001 6:28 pm

slapen the salami

Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters
 
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RE: You'll Go Blind . . .

Thu Feb 01, 2001 7:04 pm

I don't think Bill does that himself, he like to pawn jobs off on other people...but whom Confused

he used to have interns for that.... Laugh out loud

I don't think Hillary does that either....She did miss that skin cancer on his back..... Yawn

Has anybody seen Buddy around lately.... Wow!

OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
 
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RE: You'll Go Blind . . .

Thu Feb 01, 2001 10:17 pm

Playing your Upright Organ.  Smile
 
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RE: You'll Go Blind . . .

Thu Feb 01, 2001 10:32 pm

Wanking Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Worm.
The only thing you should feel when shooting a terrorist: Recoil.
 
cba
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RE: You'll Go Blind . . .

Fri Feb 02, 2001 7:48 am

Making mayonaisse.
Milking the snake.
Beating the meat.
 
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RE: You'll Go Blind . . .

Fri Feb 02, 2001 12:32 pm

Stroking the snake

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