After exposing my eyes to the most number of 'he's I had ever witnessed in my life, I present to you the following results:
In each of the 'short' lines, the word "he" is seen apx. 91 times. There are appx. 130 of these 'short' lines.
In each of the 'long' lines, the word "he" appears appx. 172 times. There are appx. 5 of these 'long' lines.
Ladies and gentlemen, the word "he" appears in that post appx. 12,690 times. Thank you for your time.
P.S. In case you haven't noticed, I am extremely bored.