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Canadian Condoms

Thu Apr 26, 2001 10:07 am

When Bill Clinton was still the President of the United States Of America, he called Prime Minister Jean Chretien of Canada with a pressing emergency;
"Our largest condom factory has exploded," the American President cried.
"My people's favourite form of birth control! This is a disaster!" "Bill, da
Canajian pipple would be 'appy to do anyt'ing wit'in der power to 'elp you,"
replied the Prime Minister.

"I do need your help," said Clinton. "could you possibly send us 1,000,000
condoms ASAP to tide us over?" "Certainment! I will get on hit right
haway," said Jean. "Oh, and one small favour, please?" said President Bill.
"Oui?" "Could the condoms be red, white and blue, and at least 10 inches
long, with a 4 inch diameter?" asked Clinton.

"No prob'lem," replied the Prime Minister, and with that Chretien hung up
and called the President of Trojan. "I need a favour. You got to make
1,000,000 condoms right away, and sen'dem to Hamerica."

"Consider it done," said the President of Trojan.

"Great! Now listen mon ami. Dey haf to be rouge, blanc et bleu in colour,
hat least 10 hinches long, and 4 hinches in dia'meter."

"That's easily done. Anything else?"

"Yes," said the Prime Minister, "an print on dem MADE IN CANADA, size: MEDIUM."
 
CVG777
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RE: Canadian Condoms

Thu Apr 26, 2001 10:18 am

LOL!
 
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RE: Canadian Condoms

Thu Apr 26, 2001 10:41 am

ROFLMAO!!

It's funny because it's true....  Laugh out loud
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RE: Canadian Condoms

Thu Apr 26, 2001 10:43 am

Hehehe.
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RE: Canadian Condoms

Thu Apr 26, 2001 1:39 pm

I knew I had some Canadian ancestory in me!
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Guest

RE: Canadian Condoms

Thu Apr 26, 2001 2:36 pm

One of the best jokes I've heard in a long time.
 
Guest

RE: Canadian Condoms

Thu Apr 26, 2001 2:48 pm

damn I can't stop laughing.....I love the French accent!
 
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RE: Canadian Condoms

Fri Apr 27, 2001 11:53 am

Now dat' is funny.  Big thumbs up

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RE: Canadian Condoms

Sat Apr 28, 2001 10:32 am

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. I haven't heard something that funny in a long time  Smile  Smile
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RE: Canadian Condoms

Sun Apr 29, 2001 3:35 am

LOL...Very funny!

Good job Nico!

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