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19 Not To Say To A Cop

Tue Jun 05, 2001 11:11 pm

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my
beer.

2. Sorry, I didn't realize that my radar detector
wasn't on.

3. Aren't you the guy from the village people?

4. Hey you must have been going 125mph just
to keep up with me.

5. I thought you had to be in good physical
condition to be a cop.

6. Bad cop! No donut!

7. You're gonna check the trunk, aren't you?

8. I was going to be a cop, really, but I
decided to finish high school.

9. I pay your salary.

10. That's terrific, the last guy only gave me a
warning also.

11. Is that a 9mm? It's nothing compared to
this .44 magnum!

12. What do you mean, have I been drinking?
You're a trained specialist.

13. Do you know why you pulled me over?
Good, at least one of us does.

14. That gut doesn't inspire too much
confidence, bet I can outrun you.

15. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on
Cops?

16. Is it true people become cops because
they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

17. I was trying to keep up with traffic.

18. Yes, I know there are no other cars
around - that's how far they are ahead of me.

19. Well, when I reached down to pick up my
bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got
lodged between the brake pedal and gas
pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
 
gkirk
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RE: 19 Not To Say To A Cop

Tue Jun 05, 2001 11:30 pm

Hehehehe
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
 
767-322ETOPS
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RE: 19 Not To Say To A Cop

Tue Jun 05, 2001 11:49 pm

I'm calling Jacoby & Meyers.
 
Archie Bunker
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RE: 19 Not To Say To A Cop

Tue Jun 05, 2001 11:57 pm

If a cop ask "Where have you been?" or "where did you come from?"

Don't answer, "with your wife".
 
An-225
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RE: 19 Not To Say To A Cop

Wed Jun 06, 2001 12:21 am

 Big grin
Money does not bring you happiness. But it's better to cry in your own private limo than on a cold bus stop.
 
L-188
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RE: 19 Not To Say To A Cop

Wed Jun 06, 2001 6:10 am

Don't reply that you don't know where you where that night because you where too drunk to remember.

A deadhead ended up buying me four new tires because of that one.

Don't ask about their quota system either.
OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
 
iamcanadian
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RE: 19 Not To Say To A Cop

Wed Jun 06, 2001 6:28 am

 Big thumbs up
Shut up and calculate.
 
tupolev154b2
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RE: 19 Not To Say To A Cop

Wed Jun 06, 2001 9:13 am

My license should be in the bag of crack in my back seat.
 
Joona
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RE: 19 Not To Say To A Cop

Wed Jun 06, 2001 9:45 am

 Smokin cool

Joona
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