Guest

Great Joke! (True Iain Style!)

Tue Aug 07, 2001 8:51 am

There was once a snail that was sick and tired of his reputation for being so
slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After
shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get.
So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the
240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me
roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to
a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily
down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by,
they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
Iain
 
The Shadow
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RE: Great Joke! (True Iain Style!)

Tue Aug 07, 2001 11:40 pm

Ha Ha? So obvious it was copied & pasted from some site. You coulodn't even be bothered to align the words properly.

The Shadow
 
Guest

RE: Great Joke! (True Iain Style!)

Tue Aug 07, 2001 11:51 pm

So obivous you have so little knowledge! It was not cut and pasted from some site but it was an e-mail fwd!
Iain
 
lewis
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RE: Great Joke! (True Iain Style!)

Wed Aug 08, 2001 12:07 am

Sorry but I don't get it... why is this funny?
 
airlinelover
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RE: Great Joke! (True Iain Style!)

Wed Aug 08, 2001 1:01 pm

Iain- I didn't get it...

174thfwff- Hilarious..

Chris
Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
 
Guest

RE: Great Joke! (True Iain Style!)

Wed Aug 08, 2001 1:07 pm

I can't believe people dont get your joke Iain! Its hilarious!

--Derek
(no, I dont have an attitude problem)
 
Guest

RE: Great Joke! (True Iain Style!)

Wed Aug 08, 2001 1:15 pm

Ian:

Even though I have been known to laugh at jokes such as "the carptet is brown" I do not get the one you posted. Explain.
 
iflycoach
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RE: Great Joke! (True Iain Style!)

Wed Aug 08, 2001 1:22 pm

S - car go
scargo
it's what they call the snail you eat!
 
Guest

RE: Great Joke! (True Iain Style!)

Wed Aug 08, 2001 1:27 pm

its actually "escargot" its french, i think.
 
Delta777-XXX
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RE: Great Joke! (True Iain Style!)

Wed Aug 08, 2001 1:31 pm

LOL!!  Big thumbs up
 
DeltaRNOmd-80
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RE: Great Joke! (True Iain Style!)

Wed Aug 08, 2001 4:56 pm

hehe, who couldnt know what escargot is? And 4 American teenagers all knew what it was! Eat your heart out!
 
lewis
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RE: Great Joke! (True Iain Style!)

Wed Aug 08, 2001 5:01 pm

oic, LOL
 
We're Nuts
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RE: Great Joke! (True Iain Style!)

Wed Aug 08, 2001 5:05 pm

Can we dumb it down a bit for A.net's less intelligent users? Big grin


--Adam
(yes, I have an attitude problem)
Dear moderators: No.
 
174thfwff
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RE: Great Joke! (True Iain Style!)

Wed Aug 08, 2001 10:43 pm

Sorry you all can't see my joke, someone took it down, and I am not going to re-type it to make people mad.
Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan, Staten, Uptown, what now? Lets make it happen.
 
AC_A340
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RE: Great Joke! (True Iain Style!)

Thu Aug 09, 2001 12:12 am

That was pretty good. I originally thought that the s had something do do with the k on the k car.
 
Guest

RE: Great Joke! (True Iain Style!)

Thu Aug 09, 2001 4:05 am

Sorry, But to Take credit for something you copied, U SUK!!!!

Not A Funny one anyway!
--
Yes - I do have an attitude problem, yours.
 
Guest

RE: Great Joke! (True Iain Style!)

Thu Aug 09, 2001 4:37 am

Where did I take credit for it, I just told a joke. Isn't it funny how if you copy something from 1 place it is called plagarism but if you take it from many places they are called referances!
Iain
 
Notar520AC
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RE: Great Joke! (True Iain Style!)

Fri Aug 10, 2001 9:31 am

Ahh, sure, yeah, right, uhhu.
BMW - The Ultimate Driving Machine
 
nscaler
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RE: Great Joke! (True Iain Style!)

Fri Aug 10, 2001 9:55 am

It is from the movie "Trading Places" with the great Eddie Murphy and Dan Akroyd.

Saul

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