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Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Tue Aug 07, 2001 12:51 pm

Yeah, I know it will get deleted, but hopefully I'll get some replies first!

So, what do you think, is Hairyass real? I say not a chance! His posts are just too crazy, even for me!! My evidence:

1.) His ideas are too one sided. I lived in Utah for 6 years, and never have I ever met someone as blind as Hairyass.

2.) I don't think there is anyone in the world named Harry Butts. Sounds like something out of The Simpsons.

3.) He often refers to Cfalk as Cfuck. Now there is no way you can screw that up with slippery fingers, so I assume he is so used to writing "fuck" that it just comes naturally for him. Who else, besides a kid, would use "fuck" so much as to make his fingers used to it?

My conclusion, Hairyass is some 14-year old, who likes poking fun at Conservatives. He's just gone a bit too far with it.

Well, what do you think?


Still 'Nuts
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Tue Aug 07, 2001 1:17 pm

My topic must be thought provoking!!!
I don't know, so this is my signature.
 
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Tue Aug 07, 2001 1:22 pm

Hairy-ass is one of the greatest conservative minds on this forum. I will not stand aside and allow this American Hero to be slandered like this!!! Hairy-Gore in 2004!!!
 
airlinelover
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Tue Aug 07, 2001 1:23 pm

Perhaps, perhaps not. I personally think that the Harry Butts is the name he gave, not wanting to withold his name. Odd, but possible. Also, there is a pic fo him in one of the pic threads... IF it's him or not, we'll probably never know..

Chris
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Tue Aug 07, 2001 1:31 pm

Twot, please, PLEASE tell me you're kidding.
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Tue Aug 07, 2001 1:32 pm

I have heard he's a 15-year old little kid. Don't ask me where I got this piece of information.

Joona
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Guest

RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Tue Aug 07, 2001 2:17 pm

Thanks for the warning. Why can't you say more?
 
Guest

RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Tue Aug 07, 2001 2:19 pm

Thanks for the warning. Why can't you say more?

 Big grin
 
Guest

RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Tue Aug 07, 2001 2:38 pm

I think he's fake. But, my mom went to high school with a guy name Harry Boner...so i think maybe the name is possible. LOL

--Derek
(no, i dont have an attitude problem)
 
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Tue Aug 07, 2001 2:41 pm

Thanks for the warning. Why can't you say more?














 Sleepy
 
Superfly
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Tue Aug 07, 2001 2:44 pm

I hope he is fake, but I think he is real real.  Sad
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Tue Aug 07, 2001 2:55 pm

I hope he's real as I'm afraid that none of these european libertarian papers could survive without bashing him for his conservative ideology.

Regards,
NoUFO
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Tue Aug 07, 2001 3:23 pm

>no, i dont have an attitude problem

LOL
 
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Tue Aug 07, 2001 3:31 pm

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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Tue Aug 07, 2001 3:35 pm

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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Tue Aug 07, 2001 3:38 pm

Thanks for the warning. You said a lot more.
 
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RE: Derek H

Tue Aug 07, 2001 3:42 pm

Derek H...

"Harry Boner"


LMAO!!!!!

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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Tue Aug 07, 2001 3:49 pm

Maybe Hairyass is currently getting whipper snipped?

lol

mb
 
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Tue Aug 07, 2001 3:51 pm

AAAAHHHH! Real Stupid!  Nuts

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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Tue Aug 07, 2001 6:58 pm

I used to be 100% certain he is just a liberal kid trying to parodise the image of conservatives. Unfortunately, I am now only 90% certain. Those 10% telling me that possibly, in an odd, worrying way, he might be real, are seriously depressing!

Whatever he is, he is surely one helluva parody....

Regards

Ikarus
 
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Tue Aug 07, 2001 9:09 pm

I'm pretty sure whoever is behind Harry is a "God Damn Liberal"  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
 
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Tue Aug 07, 2001 9:49 pm

Maybe Hairyass is We're Nuts and they both aren't real?

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NoUFO
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Tue Aug 07, 2001 11:26 pm

NO WAY FOR HIM TO BE A REAL PERSON!

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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Wed Aug 08, 2001 12:08 am

Oh you better believe I am real!
 
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Wed Aug 08, 2001 12:18 am

He's real alright-a real loser; a real idiot; a real right-wing walking nightmare. The rest is just show.
 
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Wed Aug 08, 2001 12:29 am

He sounds like a fake person. If not, god help his students!  Big thumbs up
 
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Wed Aug 08, 2001 2:08 am

We're Nuts:
It seems like you really want to nail Hairyass. No pun intended

As much as I can't stand him, I do get a kick out of his post. He is the most typical conservative on this board. Let him blow off some steam. I just ignore him.
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Wed Aug 08, 2001 3:13 am

Cstar: Are you having fun yet? When are you going to give up the game???  Big grin


I know.


An unexamined life isn't worth living.
 
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RE: TWFirst

Wed Aug 08, 2001 3:23 am

I wish I can give myself credit for being Hairyass, but I can't. He usually posts late in the evening, perhaps he's a kid from San Diego with roots from Chicago. That would be my guess.  Big grin

Anyway, I don't have a hairy ass...hairyass no, hairyballs yes!  Big thumbs up

rgrds,

Juice


P.S. have fun in Europe.

P.P.S. Goddamn liberals!
 Big grin
 
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Wed Aug 08, 2001 3:52 am

CstarU:
Ah-ha, so now I know how to spot you!  Laugh out loud
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Wed Aug 08, 2001 5:10 am

God I hope not.

Corey777
 
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Wed Aug 08, 2001 5:21 am

*trembles*
Uhhh.... I hope not!!!!
 
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Wed Aug 08, 2001 5:35 am

Wow, I can't believe it survived this long! The Admin most not think he's real, either.

Well Hairyass, you have some explaining to do. The vast majority think you're fake, so fess up!
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Wed Aug 08, 2001 5:53 am

Nah, he's fake as they get. Many people on this forum have other 'controversial' aliases (I know I do) so I guess this is somebody's darker side coming out in the form of Hairyass
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Wed Aug 08, 2001 6:12 am

He has been around for quite some time now. Usually fakes get deleted pretty quick.

However, I certainly hope he is a fake.
Bring back the Concorde
 
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Wed Aug 08, 2001 7:35 am

OH COME ON!!!!  Big thumbs up Hairyass might be several things. First off he could be a clone, or he could be a full-fledged user and his posts might not really portray the opinions of the person behind Hairyass. Basically I think he's a joke. Someone is having a bit of fun by posting "God damn Liberals" all over the place, and they are getting a real kick out of it. Why? Because we all fell for it. Seriously, no one could carry on the personality of Hairyass in real life. And the entire reason for Hairyass' creation was to see what reaction would arise. Look, when Hairyass makes his one-sided posts, what does he get. Bashed most of the time, other times the other users begin poking fun at him. Whoever is behind hairyass is having just about all the fun he can get and is probably laughing his ass of right now. So in essence, never take Hairy's posts seriously. I take them as a joke and often joke right back, I KNOW he's not serious. People I HAVE thought created Hairyass: CstarU Joona We're Nuts N400QX EGGD I think I'm wrong on all counts. Big grin Aloha 737-200!!  Wink/being sarcastic
 
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Wed Aug 08, 2001 10:25 am

Hairyass speaks the truth.


I can understand all of your concerns. I must be honest with you all. I am a real person. I am not some fake user as I know many of you liberals would like. There are people like myself who are disturded by the left midset. That is my perogative.
There is no point going around accusing other members of being me. No one here is impersonating me. I would have hoped that putting my photo in the Lets so those pics. Part II would have dispelled any myths about me.
You can see me, Hairyass in the flesh.
I will soon post a picture of me and my wife Birtha. Our 32nd. Anniversary is coming up.
I do have a good side. I voluteer to help kids who are mentally challenged and are born with a deficiency. I also tell some of my students about this web-site. Some might even come here. I have no idea though.
This is an aviation forum were we can come togther and talk about various things on our minds. I think it is unfair for you to call me a phony.
So there you all have it.
 
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Wed Aug 08, 2001 11:15 am

When can we get a pic of you and Johnson?
 
overlord
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Wed Aug 08, 2001 11:53 am

I don't think your a phony, hairyass, but I think you're zealotry for the far right is downright frightening. You live in a real fantasy world.
 
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Wed Aug 08, 2001 12:29 pm

I have never seen the name "Bertha" in this spelling:

"Birtha"...as used in his last post:

"I will soon post a picture of me and my wife Birtha. "

I would say its safe to assume that "Birtha" in that spelling is not a common name. As I said, I have never seen it in that manner, and I highly doubt most people have either...

You obviously cant spell your "wife's" name right...and dont give a "typo" excuse cause "e" is nowhere near "i"

I smell a fake...

I personally havent formed an opinion on Hairyass cause I havent bothered to read his posts and give a thought to whether he was fake or not, but I thought I would throw this observation in there for those who do have opinions or care about the matter.

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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Wed Aug 08, 2001 1:04 pm

Hairyass, perhaps you could scan your driver's license and post it here, private stuff blocked out of course. That would prove your true existence.
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Wed Aug 08, 2001 1:14 pm

www.airliners.net poll

Please X one of the following:

Is hairyass real?

[ ]Real

[x ]Not Real

TWA

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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Wed Aug 08, 2001 11:01 pm

X

sad to say that Zach(n400qx) is!
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Wed Aug 08, 2001 11:08 pm

My hairy ass is certainly real.
 
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Wed Aug 08, 2001 11:18 pm

Yup, I think theirs a Liberal behind him to.

TWA (Bought Out)
 
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Thu Aug 09, 2001 1:19 am

I might be wrong, but you probably are hairyass just being stupid. And 'we're nuts' is as stupid as the name hairyass.
 
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Thu Aug 09, 2001 3:30 am

Hairyass is quite real. Hair started growing on my ass in my early twenties, around the time I sprouted fur on my chest.
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RE: Poll: Is Hairyass Real?

Thu Aug 09, 2001 3:40 am

"We're Nuts" is not a stupid name. It's my way of endorsing my favorite airline, Southwest.
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