Matt D
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Ask Matt D

Wed Aug 15, 2001 11:02 pm

Ok...that "ask me anything" was a great post. I think I'll copy the idea and put out an open q+a session about yours truly. No question, no matter how tasteless, vapid, or egregious will be ignored....


Have fun!
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Wed Aug 15, 2001 11:10 pm

What´s the meaning of life?

Daniel Smile
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Wed Aug 15, 2001 11:14 pm

What does "D" stand for ? Big grin

Daniel Smile
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Wed Aug 15, 2001 11:17 pm

If a tree falls in the forest and lands on a mime.....

Does anybody care?
OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
 
Matt D
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RE: Ask Matt D

Wed Aug 15, 2001 11:32 pm

The meaning of life? Do you want what I really think, or do you want a smartass answer?

The "D" is the first letter of my last name, but on this Forum, it's been called just about every undesirable adjective you can think of, including "dunce", "dickhead", "democrap", and so on.

No.
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Wed Aug 15, 2001 11:55 pm

If a tree falls in the forest and lands on a democrat trying to save the forest...do you care?

LH423
« On ne voit bien qu'avec le cœur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux » Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Wed Aug 15, 2001 11:55 pm

What is your last namE?

possible answers could be, Dunce, dickhead or democrap Big grin

 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 12:39 am

What does cheese say when you take a picture of it?
rgds,
blink182
Give me a break, I created this username when I was a kid...
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 12:43 am

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
rgds,
blink182
ps- I am normally not this immature
Give me a break, I created this username when I was a kid...
 
Matt D
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 12:46 am

No

None of your business.

"Camera"

That's a tough one. I would imagine that the answer to this age old philosophical debate depends on who got laid first.  Big grin
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 12:59 am

No question, no matter how tasteless, vapid, or egregious will be ignored....

None of your business

LOL!

Dan  Laugh out loud
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 1:17 am




spit or swallow?

 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 1:18 am

Why do people in the forums stalk me?
Anyone can fly, only the best Soar.
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 1:19 am

I'll help Matt out, the Chicken came first.
 
Matt D
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 1:20 am

Well I DID at least acknowledge the question.

Spit or swallow?

Spit when I'm indulging in Marlboros or cigars, swallow all food and drink.

As for 'what' you are likely referring to, neither. I'm not a sausage eater. So it does not apply.
 
Matt D
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 1:21 am

Singapore Air:

who cares? I'd take it as a compliment.
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 1:29 am

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
"Shaddap you!"
 
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RE: One More Thing...

Thu Aug 16, 2001 1:31 am

Ex-LAPD Chief Daryl F. Gates...

Good or Bad?


 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 1:36 am

What is your airliners.net password?
 
Matt D
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 1:40 am

No on the Turkish prison.

Chief Gates was leaps and bounds above those political choices that succeeded him, and was unjustly forced out of his position. Bernard Parks and Willie Williams were both wimpy politicians disguised as cops and were a disgrace to the force, especially since they were both put there solely to appease the Black Community.

I'm sorry Mr King, but you deserved every single whack you got. You brought it on yourself. When you are impaired through drugs, alcohol, or both, and then drive, leading the cops on a high speed goose chase endangering innumerable innocent people, you deserve to have some justice knocked into you. So what if it was 4 cops against 1 you? It should've been 10 cops using you as a baton pinata. The only mistake the cops made was allowing themselves to be videotaped. Had they done it right, they would've gently assisted you into the cruiser, handed you a cup of coffee so you could sober up, then take you down to the precinct house and wailed away on you until you became nothing but a limp, lifeless stain on the ground. Case closed. No cameras. No riots. No looting. And Chief Gates would still be in charge.

Sound cruel you say? Well don't drive drunk. And when the cops want to pull you over, you pull over. And if they order you to the ground, don't keep trying to get up. Sounds pretty simple, eh?
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 2:21 am

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
What's is A cow's favourite song?
Do you like Hairyass's Johnson?

Kevin/DCA
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 2:28 am

Thank you Mr. D.

owie!
*walking with a limp*



Johnnie Cochran?
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 6:35 am

When are you EVER going to get out of L.A. ? For God's sake move to San Diego at least, it's SOOOO much better there!!! Big grin Cheers, Aloha 737-200!  Wink/being sarcastic
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 6:57 am

What is your real name?

Why do we "worship" Johan Lundgren in a way?

What do you think of Singapore Airlines?

Can we have a picture of you on this post?

I guess you have brown hair and brown eyes. Is this correct?

What do you mean by: "Occupation: Fuel Tanker Operations"?

Are you grateful I asked you these questions?

Goodnight.
Anyone can fly, only the best Soar.
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 7:09 am

What do you mean by: "Occupation: Fuel Tanker Operations"?


Gas station attendant
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 7:31 am

MattD,
why are you loosing popularity ?
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 7:39 am

When are you EVER going to get out of L.A. ?

Like Randy Newman's song, I Love L.A.
 Big thumbs up
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:06 am

Hello Cstar...
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:43 am

What is a Cockatrice and how would you (or do you) cook it?

Cheers,

mb
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:54 am

Which is better: Circumcised or Uncircumcised?
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:55 am

Alaska or Hawaii?
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:56 am

Is the glass half-full or half-empty?
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:58 am

Boeing or Airbus?  Acting devilish
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:59 am

Beer.......or Michelobe?  Laugh out loud
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 9:00 am

Ilushyin (sp?) or Douglas.
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 9:08 am

Spellcheck= Ilyushin
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 9:35 am

2 engines or 4 engines?
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 9:41 am

Will this question be ignored? Big grin

You've already set a disappointing precendent.  Sad

SFOintern  Smile
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 9:49 am

Old plane or new plane? FBW or "Manual control" Lap dance or Hamster Dance? Yahoo or Lycos? Boxers or Briefs? Cashews or peanuts? Chicken or fish?
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 12:12 pm

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Do you Yahoo?
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Thu Aug 16, 2001 10:48 pm

Ever been to Vermont?

C'mon u are getting kinda slow......
 
Matt D
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RE: Ask Matt D

Fri Aug 17, 2001 12:48 am

Ok...here we go to answer the latest round of questions.

When are you EVER going to get out of L.A. ?
Probably never.

What is your real name?
Why do you want to know?

Why do we "worship" Johan Lundgren in a way?
I don’t know. Maybe because I am losing popularity.

What do you think of Singapore Airlines?
They have a nice livery.

Can we have a picture of you on this post?
I’ve already posted. Maybe I’ll post again in the future. There was a petition started to remove my picture because it was scaring the kids. So I deleted it.

I guess you have brown hair and brown eyes. Is this correct?
Half right. I have brown hair and blue eyes. Or is it the other way around?

What do you mean by: "Occupation: Fuel Tanker Operations"?
What part of that is not clear? I schedule gas trucks for their deliveries at the terminal.

Are you grateful I asked you these questions?
Do you care if I am grateful?

why are you loosing popularity ?
Because I’m not a Lufthansa fanatic and I don't worship Johan.

What is a Cockatrice and how would you (or do you) cook it?
Huh?

Which is better: Circumcised or Uncircumcised?
Well…I am circumcised….

Alaska or Hawaii?
Snow versus humidity. Equally undesirable.

Is the glass half-full or half-empty?
What if it’s a third full or two thirds empty?

Boeing or Airbus?
A320, 717, and 73G all the way!

Beer.......or Michelobe?
Anyone have a portable stomach pump?

Ilushyin (sp?) or Douglas
Why not PZL Milec or Stinson?

2 engines or 4 engines?
I’ll split it…three.

Will this question be ignored?
Yes.

Old plane or new plane?
Prefer airplanes younger than myself.

FBW or "Manual control"
Is this the great Fu***ng Big Women versus manual dexterity debate?

Lap dance or Hamster Dance?
Polka dance

Yahoo or Lycos?
They both suck.

Boxers or Briefs?
Fruit of The Looms

Cashews or peanuts?
Filberts. Cashews are ok. Peanuts only if in a Snickers bar.

Chicken or fish?
Chicken.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
That old bastard owl said three.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Nobody knows.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Only if it’s felled by a woodchuck.

Do you Yahoo?
No but I boo-hoo.

Ever been to Vermont?
No.

 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Fri Aug 17, 2001 2:11 am

What do you think of Singapore AIrlines except for their livery?

Are you Jewish?

Can you post a less scary picture here please?

I do care if you're grateful, so are you?

Will SIA announce a product relaunch tomorrow (Friday)?

You are 6ft. Am I correct?

You are unmarried. I knew it! Am i right?

What is 2 x 5?
Anyone can fly, only the best Soar.
 
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RE: Ask Matt D

Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:10 am

When was your "First Time"?

Any Pets?

What do you drive?

What interent connection do you have?

Favorite band?

If you were naked and had to cover the best part of your body with a jet engine? (From a local radio station'
s hook-up dating show)
Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply

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