jm-airbus320
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Ms. Cleo

Sat Sep 01, 2001 2:45 pm

Am I ever tired to see this woman making up and talking rubbish. The thing that I hate the most is that she keeps claiming to be Jamaican.......oh that sucks! If anyone knows a Jamaican accent they'll know that she is in no way a Jamaican even though she made up this place in Jamaica to say she was born there (that area has just begun construction last year) . She is in fact a Bahamian (can't understand why she wants to be Jamaican.......guess we're just good at everything) and so she tells the world that she is. For all those who are interested she used to live in Canada and moved to the US recently. So all those who believe in this psychic Jamaican.....guess what? You too are psycho.
Have a great day!

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RE: Ms. Cleo

Sat Sep 01, 2001 2:49 pm

My god.. I am glad to see someone else who despises the fact that she can get on TV with all that CRAP about tarot cards and the such.. Pardon my french.. but she is a BEEEOTCH!!! God. I can't stand her....

Give me a Betazoid anyday.. They at least can READ MINDS, unlike psychics, who GUESS at what the hell is going on, usually being SO basically general that what they say can apply to ANYTHING..

Anyway..

Chris
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RE: Ms. Cleo

Sat Sep 01, 2001 3:05 pm

Telephone Call Last Night


SP = Salesperson
Me = IFlycoach

Me: Hello
SP: Would you like a free psychic reading?
Me: If you were psychic you would know the answer.
Me: Hang Up
 
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RE: Ms. Cleo

Sat Sep 01, 2001 3:11 pm



ROFLMAO!!! That's PERFECT!!

Chris
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RE: Ms. Cleo

Sat Sep 01, 2001 4:21 pm

Isn't she under indictment in Indiana for consumer fraud....

I bet she didn't see that one !
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RE: Ms. Cleo

Sat Sep 01, 2001 11:32 pm

What I find funny is she is telling poeple (on the commerical) things they already know!

Cleo: Now There is someone in your faimly that their name starts with a "S", Am i correct?

User: Yes! Oh my god! This is so amazing!
 
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RE: Ms. Cleo

Sat Sep 01, 2001 11:37 pm

Dont call her. They have caller id and if you ever call her they will call you back 10 of times everyday.

Regards
Tom
 
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RE: Ms. Cleo

Sun Sep 02, 2001 12:58 am

Cawl may noww fer yer fa-ree reedin!
 
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RE: Ms. Cleo

Sun Sep 02, 2001 1:03 am

Call me now fo your free readin!
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RE: Ms. Cleo

Sun Sep 02, 2001 1:25 am

caa me now fo ya free readin'!!!

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JFKspotter
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RE: Ms. Cleo

Sun Sep 02, 2001 2:31 am

(($3.95 a minute, must be 18 or older to call, entertainment purposes only.))

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RE: Ms. Cleo

Sun Sep 02, 2001 2:46 am

(First 3 minutes of every call FREE!!!!)

Chris
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RE: Ms. Cleo

Sun Sep 02, 2001 11:58 am

Ms. Cleo is being investigated for fraud. Shocking!
 
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RE: Ms. Cleo

Sun Sep 02, 2001 11:59 am

Ms. Cleo: "Now is there a man in your life?"
Wacko Caller: "OMG Ms. Cleo you know my whole life this is amazing"
 
airlinelover
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RE: Ms. Cleo

Sun Sep 02, 2001 12:21 pm

Just saw this commercial.. (Not exactly right in the convo..)

MC=Cleo
CA=CAller

CA= Is he ever gonna come back?? (Crying)
MC= No honey, he's not..
CA= Are you sure? He's not coming back? (still crying)
MC= He ain't comin bak..
CA= But he has to! I love him so much!! (hysterical)
MC= I loveya to death, but i canna lie to ya.. He's not coming back this time.

JHC.. What are people thinking these days..

Chris
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RE: Ms. Cleo

Sun Sep 02, 2001 2:49 pm

I like the new commercials when she acts like she's on a radio show.
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RE: Ms. Cleo

Sun Sep 02, 2001 3:05 pm

I like the new commercials when she acts like she's on a radio show.

What makes you believe she is acting? She is on a real radio show. Do you really think they had to have her ACT like she was REALLY telling people what they already knew? She was really doing a radio show, it's sad those people were actually astonished by the fact that she could actually tell them what they already knew. No acting necessary. Big grin
 
lewis
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RE: Ms. Cleo

Sun Sep 02, 2001 5:18 pm

This whole thing must be hilarious! Is it like a live show???
 
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RE: Ms. Cleo

Sun Sep 02, 2001 7:02 pm

She says, "I heard it a tousand times!"

She can't even pronounce thousand like the rest of us.

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RE: Ms. Cleo

Mon Sep 03, 2001 4:16 am

Cal mey now fo yo faree taaro reedin!

If she's psychic, shouldn't she be calling ME??

 
jm-airbus320
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RE: Ms. Cleo

Mon Sep 03, 2001 8:11 am

Let me repeat .............she is not a Jamaican and could never be. Her language just sucks.

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RE: Ms. Cleo

Mon Sep 03, 2001 1:55 pm

Say what you will about her, but she knows how to rake in the dough and make herself a household name! Even with the bad accent and horrid mumu's, I'd give her $3.99 per minute to read my tarot if I could afford it.
I did call one of those psychics one time years ago. She gave me the song-and-dance about "You'll be coming into some money in the next month" (payday was a week away) and "You have a friend whos name starts with a 'C'" (My roommate's name was Chris). But the thing that blew me away is when she heard him say "I'll be right back" she went off on a trip about everything that would happen between me and Chris in the next 2 months. EVERYTHING she said came true. Some people really do have a gift...
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RE: Ms. Cleo

Mon Sep 03, 2001 4:25 pm

There are several words that describe Ms. Cleo...

moron
1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age of from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.


asshole
1. The anus.
2. A thoroughly contemptible, detestable person.
3. The most miserable or undesirable place in a particular area.


idiot
1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.


whore
1. A prostitute.
2. A person considered sexually promiscuous.
3. A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.




That's just the start of it here, should I go on?

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RE: Ms. Cleo

Tue Sep 04, 2001 12:59 am

Fakest Jamaican accent I ever heard. "Call mi now!", "we not going put this on mainstreet"....ha! I wonder which Jamaican even if (mental) would ever talk like that. If you called Ms. Cleo, you are just as crazy
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RE: Ms. Cleo

Tue Sep 04, 2001 1:58 am

Seb146, the person you talked to was the same lady that worked the phone sex lines yesterday. The two are very similar. In both cases you are paid to read stuff off index cards as slowly as possible. None of the people on the phones have any special ability, except they know how to read. 60 Minutes went undercover once in them places and it was just a bunch of people watching little TVs while they talked to the morons who were crying on the other end of the phone cause they were just told their dog's gonna die within the next 10 years. Seb146, don't kid yourself. Smile/happy/getting dizzy

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