klmfan
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Funny Abrreviations

Tue Sep 04, 2001 3:49 pm

Just came across these while surfing on a local newspaper's website:

LUFTHANSA
Let Us F*** The Hostess As No Steward Available

ALITALIA
Always Late In Take-off And Late Late In Arrival

IBM
Invented By Monkeys

PC
Powered Chaos

Have fun! Big grin
 
Sinlock
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RE: Funny Abrreviations

Wed Sep 05, 2001 3:16 am

I work on engines and I have always liked:

TIT....Turbine Inlet Temp
 
Notar520AC
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RE: Funny Abrreviations

Wed Sep 05, 2001 2:06 pm

BMW - The Ultimate Driving Machine
 
klmfan
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RE: Funny Abrreviations

Wed Sep 05, 2001 6:14 pm

Notar520AC,

Cute abbrev.!! Big grin
 
high_flyr69
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RE: Funny Abrreviations

Wed Sep 05, 2001 7:11 pm

wel here are a few
Darren I Knabel... DIK, my initials
ADIDAS- A d*** is dirty after sex
FORD - found on a rubbish dump
MILF- mother id like 2 F***
cheers
high_flyr69
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggy' until you find the shot gun
 
airsicknessbag
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RE: Funny Abrreviations

Wed Sep 05, 2001 8:30 pm

I got a few German ones, I feel it´s OK to post them, as the original poster KLMFan will understand them:

SKODA - so kennen Ossis das Auto
VW Golf - voellig wertloses Gefaehrt ohne logische Funktion

There are more, this is just from top of my head, will post more if I remember them.

Daniel Smile
 
JetService
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RE: Funny Abrreviations

Wed Sep 05, 2001 10:51 pm

FORD has a few more

Found On Road Dead
Fix Or Repair Daily
F--ked Over Rebuilt Dodge

PONTIAC
Poor Owners Naturally Think Its A Cadillac
"Shaddap you!"
 
airsicknessbag
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RE: Funny Abrreviations

Thu Sep 06, 2001 1:26 am

FIAT - Fix it again, Tony.
or: Faulty in all times.

Daniel Smile
 
Joona
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RE: Funny Abrreviations

Thu Sep 06, 2001 1:30 am

This is the best:

SABENA - Such A Bloody Experience Never Again

Joona
1740 days idle. Beat that.
 
klmfan
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RE: Airsicknessbag And Others

Sat Sep 08, 2001 2:03 am

Vielen Dank, airsicknessbag, you can find more German abbreviations at www.krone.at! Follow "Fun und Spiele", "Witze", "Kurz ist gut" oder/und "Markennamen"
I posted only English ones because I thought it's easier to understand for the non German speaking members.

Thanks to all of you!
For funny Airline Abbrevition check out the link mentioned by Notar520AC!
The site is really great!

 
trickijedi
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RE: Funny Abrreviations

Sat Sep 08, 2001 3:09 pm

I heard another version of Pontiac but I can't quite post it here.
Its better to be on the ground wishing you were in the air than be in the air wishing you were on the ground. Fly safe!
 
SophieMaltese
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RE: Funny Abrreviations

Mon Sep 10, 2001 11:01 am

I mentioned something about a CFI, and my brother asked, "What's a CFI, Certified Fecal Inspector?" Ewwww.....
 
us330
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RE: Funny Abrreviations

Mon Sep 10, 2001 12:14 pm

ADIDAS-All day I dream about sex

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