A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police
arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't
even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
"Oh my gaaad....", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex???!!!!!"
OK, before you flame me, I´m allowed to do so, I´m going to be one myself, and pretty soon I hope: I´m currently in the process of graduating from a law school in Germany.
I tried what I could to specialise on aviation law, but there´s not much on offer concerning courses or term papers. Did some practical stages and wrote one or two papers on that field.
Come on guys, there must be more than four of us. Get out of your holes!