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Do You Have A Funny Riddle?

Sat Oct 06, 2001 4:23 pm

Why did the one-hand man cross the road?  Big thumbs up
Please answer.
 
Jaspike
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RE: Do You Have A Funny Riddle?

Sat Oct 06, 2001 10:27 pm

To get to the second hand shop.

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RE: Do You Have A Funny Riddle?

Sat Oct 06, 2001 10:31 pm

Here's a riddle:

The maker doesn't want me,
The buyer doesn't need me,
The user never sees me. What am I?



JaSpiKE
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I'll post the answer after a few people don't get it
 
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RE: Do You Have A Funny Riddle?

Sun Oct 07, 2001 1:26 am

Go on, have a guess.

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RE: Do You Have A Funny Riddle?

Sun Oct 07, 2001 1:42 am

What's long and hard, and full of seamen?
 
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RE: Do You Have A Funny Riddle?

Sun Oct 07, 2001 1:46 am

How do you make a Hormone????
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You put sand in the Vaseline....
 
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RE: CstarU

Sun Oct 07, 2001 1:50 am

I don't think it's what I'm thinking...I think you know what I'm thinking...

A ship?

LOOK AWAY IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO MINE Smile/happy/getting dizzy


















A coffin


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RE: JaSpiKE

Sun Oct 07, 2001 1:52 am

submarine


...what else could it be.  Big grin
 
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RE: Do You Have A Funny Riddle?

Sun Oct 07, 2001 2:56 am

Do you really want to know?! Big grin

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RE: Do You Have A Funny Riddle?

Sun Oct 07, 2001 6:24 am

JaSpiKE,

I thought you were talking about Windows Big grin

The maker doesn't want it... crashed to much
The buyer doesn't see how it could work... it doesn't
And the user never does see it work...

So there we have it, Windows is just like a Coffin!!! Big grin

Jeremy
Why yes, in fact, I am a rocket scientist...
 
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RE: Do You Have A Funny Riddle?

Sun Oct 07, 2001 7:57 am

Here's my Riddle: Embry.  Big grin
 
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RE: Do You Have A Funny Riddle?

Sun Oct 07, 2001 8:03 am

Good one Gyro! Laugh out loud
 
trickijedi
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RE: Do You Have A Funny Riddle?

Sun Oct 07, 2001 10:04 am

Here's one:

The man walks in the house
The man goes to the kitchen
The man turns on the light
The man makes something to eat
The man turns off the light
Someone dies
Why did someone die?

This can be a bit tough. In light of this difficulty you can ask questions. But only yes or no questions. Good luck!
Its better to be on the ground wishing you were in the air than be in the air wishing you were on the ground. Fly safe!
 
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RE: Do You Have A Funny Riddle?

Sun Oct 07, 2001 10:43 am

The man hit the wrong switch and accidently shut off his uncle's dialysis machine?
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RE: Do You Have A Funny Riddle?

Sun Oct 07, 2001 10:49 am

Sorry JetService. Nice try though.
Its better to be on the ground wishing you were in the air than be in the air wishing you were on the ground. Fly safe!
 
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RE: Do You Have A Funny Riddle?

Sun Oct 07, 2001 8:09 pm

The man ate someone?

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RE: Do You Have A Funny Riddle?

Mon Oct 08, 2001 5:05 am

lol. Not correct either Jaspike.

I'll post the answer tonight.
Its better to be on the ground wishing you were in the air than be in the air wishing you were on the ground. Fly safe!

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