johnnie
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Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Tue Oct 23, 2001 2:29 am

I read in the National Enquirer that the actress Natalie
Schafer, who portrayed "Lovee Howell" on "Gilligans Island" was in real life being trailed by the FBI for being a Communist Spy for the former U.S.S.R. Not only that, the Enquirer also went on to say that Natalie had the "Gilligans Island" scriptwriters alter her dialogue, so that secret code-words and top secret information were inserted into her lines!!! Remember the way she used to hold her silk scarf or hankercheif in her hand and wave it around when she talked? WELL, the ENQUIRER says THAT was secret code communication to officials watching the show in Moscow!!! It's funny what you will learn while in the check-out line at the Safeway!!!!
 
KROC
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Tue Oct 23, 2001 2:31 am

Now she was a piece of ass!!! Yeah Man!!!
 
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Tue Oct 23, 2001 2:34 am

I thought Gladys the monkey was the spy for the Russians. Oh well....  Wink/being sarcastic
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KROC
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Tue Oct 23, 2001 2:39 am

I honestly don't put much faith in anything from the National Enquirer.
 
johnnie
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Tue Oct 23, 2001 2:44 am

1. KROC, as usual, you are disgusting!.......and I Love It! LOL.

Secondly, it IS true, because The National Enquirer stated that it had CONFIRMED reports from sources close to insiders who KNEW people who were associated with men and women on the production crew of the series. Also. they claim they have sworn testimony from Natalies old hairdresser and florist in Los Angeles, plus testimony from her former bridge game
partners!!!
 
KROC
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Tue Oct 23, 2001 2:57 am

In that case it must be true! Its not like the National Enquirer would ever lie.  Big grin

Oh yeah, I'm as sick as they come too!  Big thumbs up
 
johnnie
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Tue Oct 23, 2001 3:13 am

KROC Baby, you can ALWAYS depend on The National Enquirer for DEPENDABLE HONEST Journalism. Their reporters and writers are the cream of the ever lovin crop!
Hmmmm, YOU would no doubt call Alice, the Bradys
housekeeper "a good piece of ass" as well. Shame on you KROC-a-dile, SHAME!!!!!
 
KROC
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Tue Oct 23, 2001 3:19 am

Actually I prefered Alice's sister. The one with the military background. Ohhh, I'd be a good little "soldier" for her!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
 
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Tue Oct 23, 2001 3:42 am

LOL! Aaaaah yes! You are no doubt referring to Emma, Alices commando cousin! Why, she turned that Brady residence upside down, what with her forceful nature, her reserves of Testosterone, her toned, well defined bod. Ohhhhh, is it just me?, or is getting warm in here?

Kroc-a-dile, you should be commended for your astute
observations of the comins and goins in the Brady
House! Hmmmm, tell me, KROC, did "Aunt Jenny" (played by Imogene Coco) turn your crank too?

Enquiring minds WANT TO KNOW!!!
 
KROC
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Tue Oct 23, 2001 3:47 am

Ahhh Aunt Jenny. She was the subject of many of my teenage masturabatory sessions. Oh to have such a "free spirit" like that now. I bet she was a freak with a capital F!
 
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Tue Oct 23, 2001 3:53 am

LOL! Man oh man I can only IMAGINE the pictures YOU had hangin on your wall in your bedroom growing up.
Hmmmmm, Aunt Jenny rocked yer workd, huh? Kewl.
I suppose you lusted after the older type. After all, Aunt Jenny was well travelled, eccentric, and no doubt she picked up many a love makin technique from her travels to Bora Bora and Tasmania!

Now, tell me Kroc-a-dile, did Serena, Samanthas wacked out cousin, get your motor runnin? or was it Esmerelda? Or perhaps Aunt Clara? or..........I know..
YOU, KROC, had the HOTS for Gladys Kravitz.
 
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Tue Oct 23, 2001 3:54 am

If anyone was a Ruskie spy it was Tongo the ape-man.

Then of course that Gilligan 'look-alike' with the spoon that emitted horrible feedback when opened was the genuine article. I wonder if he and Lovey were hooked-up.
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Tue Oct 23, 2001 3:58 am

Jetservice, you have raised a fascinating theory about Tongo, the Ape-Man!!!! Why, of COURSE, he was not a principal cast member, only a guest-shot. NO-ONE, including the CIA, FBI, AND the SPCA would THINK to monitor this ape-thing! Kudos to YOU!!!
Hmmmm, but know I'm wondering. you mentioned the Gilligan look-a-like, but what about Eva Grubbs, the Ginger look-a-like who konked Ginger over the head with a coconut, then fled to Hollywood where she (Eva) became the "new" Ginger Grant?????
 
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Tue Oct 23, 2001 3:59 am

Who did Lovey know at Langley or the Pentagon to provide the "codes." I have never seen the Russian translated version of "Gilligan."
Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!
 
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Tue Oct 23, 2001 4:04 am

WELL, Stretch 8, I have read, and have been told that Lovey dated one Konstantin Alexandrovitch, who was the personal attache to the Russsian Ambassador. Konstantin was a sexy man, and had big fingers, and wooed Lovey with dinners, wine, flowers, and praise for her non-existing acting talent. he even went so far as to convince lovey her role on "Gilligans Island" was superior to any female role or character written by BOTH Shakespeare AND the Russian Author Tolstoy!!!
Now, with Lovey & Konstantin an item, it was only a metter of time before she played the game of
"Red Rover, Red Rover, we call Amercian Actress Over!"
And thus, Lovey, entered the world of espionage!!!!
 
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Tue Oct 23, 2001 4:06 am

Big fingers?
Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!
 
johnnie
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Tue Oct 23, 2001 4:12 am

You know what they say? "Big Fingers.....Big........."

Need I say MORE? PLUS, Lovey had a PASSION for Russian caviar and Vodka, both of which her Russian lover had in ample supply. Ohhhhh, Rah Rah Rasputin!!

 
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Tue Oct 23, 2001 4:28 am

Vodka? That explains a lot. Spider-cidar my ass! They got that giant spider hammered!!!!!! Someone call the SPCA!!!!
"Shaddap you!"
 
johnnie
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Tue Oct 23, 2001 4:32 am

Now Stretch 8, CALM DOWN MAN! Just......just...
Calm Down! Man! That giant spider wasn't REAL, dude!
It was a creation of the studio special effects department!! Or, at least I THINK it was! Mind you,
I have heard that Lovey often had konstantin on the set
of "Gilligans Island" as a guest. No doubt the Vodka flowed in her CBS dressing room. Question IS?......
did the Vodka flow into the mouths of the other cast members, INCLUDING the Giant Spider, Kurt Russell, the jungle-boy AND Mary-Ann??? Oh GOD! This is REALLY opening up a can of CBS worms!!!
 
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Tue Oct 23, 2001 5:17 am

I was all about having Kravitz and Aunt Clara at the same time, being caught by Esmerelda, and then being "under her powers" as well.
 
johnnie
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Tue Oct 23, 2001 5:22 am

KROC!!!!....You.....you....Dirty Bird!!!

Aunt Clara was too busy collecting her doorknobs to take interest in a Dominatrix scene. Esmerelda just kept on fadin in and fadin out to provide the staying power the likes of YOu demands, and Gladys Kravitz would have had to have put down that empty cup she always had in hand when ringing the Stephens doorbell, in the guise of asking to "borrow some Sugah"!!!

Interesting, you did not mention ENDORA or SERENA!!
Or......how about good ole Uncle Arthur!???
 
JetService
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Tue Oct 23, 2001 5:43 am

Uncle Authur is the biggest fraud in history. What's the big idea putting a warlock against 8 mere mortals? No wonder he always got the center square!

BTW, Serena was my fav. I always wanted to have a threesome with her and Samantha. Oh yeah!
"Shaddap you!"
 
johnnie
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Tue Oct 23, 2001 5:48 am

Speaking of Serena, do you guys remember the CLASSIC episode of "Bewitched", where Samantha, Uncle Arthur and Serena lost their powers. Doctor
Bombay could not come up with a cure, sooooo,
Sammy, Serena and Uncle Arthur went to work at a
"Dairy Queen" as behind the counter help. Of course, madness reigned as they tried to fill orders for sno-cones and burgers.
 
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Tue Oct 23, 2001 6:00 am

I missed that, but it sounds hilarious!
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johnnie
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Tue Oct 23, 2001 6:13 am

Indeed, twas a memorable episode. Aaaaaah, they just don't make em like they used to.
 
KROC
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Tue Oct 23, 2001 8:28 am

When I said Esmerelda, I meant Endora, my bad. As for Serena, oh the thoughts I had, but she was too obvious. I like the obscure women. I don't get down with Uncle Aurther, but there was always something about that wacky Mr. Tate that made me wonder.....
 
johnnie
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Thu Oct 25, 2001 1:01 am

Speaking of "Bewitched", did ya ever see a show with so many goddamn cast changes???!!! Aye yi yi yi yi!

Which Darren did you prefer? Dick York or Dick Sargent?
 
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Thu Oct 25, 2001 1:31 am

Dick York, by far. I guess the poor guy had a degenerative back problem that forced him off the show. By the way, who had stronger powers, Sam or Jeannie? How about those two in a flesh pile with a luck A.net lad? YeSSSSSSSSSS!
Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!
 
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Thu Oct 25, 2001 1:42 am

Jeannie. You can't go wrong with a fine piece of ass, with magical powers that can give you anything you want, and her being all too eager to serve you.
 
johnnie
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RE: Was Lovee Howell A Communist Spy

Thu Oct 25, 2001 2:22 am

Aaaah now, KROC, don't forget, Elizabeth Montgomery was pretty hot looking too!!! And I will bet ya that Sammies powers were more sophisticated than Jeannies.

Remember the last season of "Bewitched", where Liz Montgomery looked totally HOT with her blonde hair long and straight, and she wore those "chokers" around her neck. Very very "bewitching" beauty!!!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

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