Q.> Why are hurricanes named after men?
A.> Because they're noisy, make a huge mess, and if you
look into their eyes there's nothing there.
What do they call the most severe hurricane?
a. Category 5
b. Red Alert
d. HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
e. If its a Miami Hurricane, a sneeze
A hurricane is dangerous if...
a. you get in it's way
b. it's had a REALLY bad day
c. you try to stop it to ask directions
d. you do not yield right of way
e. If its a Miami Hurricane, its not dangerous at all.
What should you NOT do if a hurricane is coming?
a. Begin those remodeling plans you've been putting off
b. Put the cat or dog out (unless on a LONG leash)
c. Cancel your homeowner's insurance
d. Go on a picnic, to the beach
e. You can do all of the above, if its a Miami Hurricane