Cathay Pacific
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All Women Do It

Sat Nov 17, 2001 1:38 pm

well, we have a 'All men do it' post, how about one for the ladies????
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mirrodie
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RE: All Women Do It

Sat Nov 17, 2001 1:42 pm

SHOP......without Reason!
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RE: All Women Do It

Sat Nov 17, 2001 1:45 pm

most women nag
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hubris
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RE: All Women Do It

Sat Nov 17, 2001 1:47 pm

pee sitting down?
 
lubcha132
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RE: All Women Do It

Sat Nov 17, 2001 1:48 pm

confuse me
 
RealHigh
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RE: All Women Do It

Sat Nov 17, 2001 1:48 pm

Don't kid yourselves guys! we play with ourselves too! Big grin
 
ILS
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RE: All Women Do It

Sat Nov 17, 2001 1:49 pm

Unwanted thoughts RealHigh.
 
hubris
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RE: All Women Do It

Sat Nov 17, 2001 1:51 pm

we play with ourselves too!

Can we see some proof...Post a picture or two?  Big grin

 Big grin
 
RealHigh
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RE: All Women Do It

Sat Nov 17, 2001 1:54 pm

You guys minds are in the gutter!

I was reffering to our Barbie dolls. Big grin
 
ILS
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RE: All Women Do It

Sat Nov 17, 2001 1:55 pm

I would like to see a pic of 2 barbies screwing.
 
hubris
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RE: All Women Do It

Sat Nov 17, 2001 1:56 pm

You guys minds are in the gutter!

I was reffering to our Barbie dolls.



I get it! Women are bunch of tease!  Big grin
 Big grin
 
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yyz717
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RE: All Women Do It

Sat Nov 17, 2001 1:57 pm

Alot of women use PMS as an excuse to be bitchy.

I dumped at the gybe mark in strong winds when I looked up at a Porter Q400 on finals. Can't stop spotting.
 
RealHigh
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RE: All Women Do It

Sat Nov 17, 2001 2:00 pm

Hubris, that is exactly what I was saying!
You see, we can be complicated too! Big grin
I doubt you have a problem with that.  Smile

Hubris is the man you guys should ask for advice with the ladies!  Laugh out loud
 
tt737fo
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RE: All Women Do It

Sat Nov 17, 2001 4:07 pm

(1). Go to the "powder room" in groups.

Ladies rooms all seem to have this nice little foyer with cushioned stools and fancy mirrors. Haven't been in one in a while, but the upscale ones probably have fax machines and internet access. We men are all on to what you really do in there.

Men have other names for the necessary room--i.e. the shitter, crapper, john, head. Have you ever seen a woman go in there with the sports page under her arm?

(2). What's up with ordering salads on the first date?

Yes, this one is irony. You know that she's either got half a dozen HoHos hiding in her purse (for that trip to the necessary room) and/or the Domino's number ingrained in her head--if things don't work out, you'll get your token peck on the cheek and the 16 inch cheese and sausage will be there in thirty minutes after you're gone.

(3). Purses.

The credit cards are neatly arranged (for show only) in those conspicuous pockets on the side. Open it up, and God only knows what is in the black hole. Even though she swears up and down she put whatever it is in there, she can never find whatever it is, because it's hidden under whatever it is.

(4). Whistles on their key chains.

Usually their key chain makes it all the way to the bottom of the purse. It takes 30 minutes to find the keys to do such important things as unlock the car or unlock the front door. Imagine if she actually had a real emergency and had to blow the whistle.

(5). Candles around the bathtub.

I dunno about this one. I never take baths. Why???

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Here are some things that I have never see a woman do(besides taking the newspaper to the bathroom):

(1). I have yet to see a biker chick drive with her man on the back. There's this old saying about HOG riders that the woman who rides the bike is also riding her man. I see a lot of women who ride solo. I have seen two women riding together. I have yet to see the unthinkable though.

(2). Cook on a grill.

(3). Down a boilermaker.




 
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RE: All Women Do It

Sat Nov 17, 2001 9:03 pm

Just call me 'It'
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lehpron
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RE: All Women Do It

Sat Nov 17, 2001 9:13 pm

They assume they're aways right and when they ask you a question, they ignore your answer.

Like this in a store:

Girl- "How does this look on me?"
Guy- "It looks nice."
Girl- "Really?"
Guy- "Yeah, it's cool."
Girl- "..I'll go change."
Guy-  Confused
The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
 
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RE: All Women Do It

Sat Nov 17, 2001 10:28 pm

Alot of women use PMS as an excuse to be bitchy.

They are women!! They don't need a reason to be bitchy.........do they RealHigh?  Laugh out loud
 
KROC
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RE: All Women Do It

Sat Nov 17, 2001 11:22 pm

All women Bitch. Usually non-stop.
 
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RE: All Women Do It

Sat Nov 17, 2001 11:52 pm

All women Bitch. Usually non-stop

Not as bad as men.....and that is a FACT!!
 
174thfwff
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RE: All Women Do It

Sun Nov 18, 2001 12:40 am

Man you guys got it rough!
My girlfriend is awesome. She never yells, and we get along so well...
Actualy I am going to a New York Rangers game soon, just him,his daughter (my girlfriend), and me...I wonder if he will talk to us about "stuff". Oh well, I can't wait!

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Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan, Staten, Uptown, what now? Lets make it happen.
 
AC_A340
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RE: All Women Do It

Sun Nov 18, 2001 12:40 am

Guy's complain a lot, women act bitchy.
 
mirrodie
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RE: All Women Do It

Sun Nov 18, 2001 12:59 am

TT737FO- I got one for you! She downs biolermakers with ease. Great girl!

Let face it though, they amaze us.
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RE: All Women Do It

Sun Nov 18, 2001 1:04 am

All women unknowingly (or knowingly) seduce you and make you think that they love you, then at the worst possible moment, rip your heart out, and smile while they do it.  Sad
 
AC_A340
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RE: All Women Do It

Sun Nov 18, 2001 4:44 am

I agree Aloha.
 
KROC
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RE: All Women Do It

Sun Nov 18, 2001 4:44 am

Avia...You never met my ex-wife.
 
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RE: All Women Do It

Sun Nov 18, 2001 4:45 am

Deutch?????????  Laugh out loud

 
tt737fo
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RE: All Women Do It

Sun Nov 18, 2001 4:56 am

"TT737FO- I got one for you! She downs biolermakers with ease. Great girl!"

Sounds like the one for me! Got her phone number???


 
Turbolet
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RE: All Women Do It

Sun Nov 18, 2001 5:37 am

All women try to look good. At least 99.9%. Which is a good thing, too. I wish all women highlighted their hair!!!
All women I have asked have turned me down so far... The only consolation is that yesterday it was with the words: "The problem is not you. The problem is me."
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IrishFlyer
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Kroc!

Sun Nov 18, 2001 11:03 am

I Agree with KROC!!!

~IrishFlyer~
 
VirginLover
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RE: All Women Do It

Sun Nov 18, 2001 12:02 pm

First off, if you had PMS you'd be bitching too  Smile We always go to the bathroom in groups cause we were always drilled to go everywhere in pairs, besides, we use the time to gossip!  Smile Talking about the opposite sex is something women do once they reach middle school, believe it or not, you guys are confusing as hell too! :Þ
 
strickerje
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RE: All Women Do It

Sun Nov 18, 2001 12:53 pm

you guys are confusing as hell too!

Well that's good to know! (It's some consolation, anyway) Big grin
 
Bryan Becker
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RE: All Women Do It

Sun Nov 18, 2001 1:15 pm

Take forever in public bathrooms(hint hint).......Takes a little while to pull out those little pieces of tiolet papper to cover the seat so they don't get germys.........lol or they go in groups like said before and hold each other up over the tiolet one at a time "oooooo!!" lol. Then they all get done and a big women walks in and in there minds there hoping she does not say "give me a hand please" uuuuumm!!! but she does............In there minds the first word is "damit". Then it adds time cause they all have to hold here up heheheheheheh. lol just a inner thought. Hope its not true!!!!!! pray with me..... Smile

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