lubcha132
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Corny Jokes!

Mon Nov 19, 2001 3:21 am

post your corny/cheesy jokes here  Big thumbs up

Josh
 
American_4275
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RE: Corny Jokes!

Mon Nov 19, 2001 3:25 am

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.
 Sleepy
 
hubris
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RE: Corny Jokes!

Mon Nov 19, 2001 3:26 am

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.
 
IHadAPheo
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RE: Corny Jokes!

Mon Nov 19, 2001 3:28 am

Lubcha132 ... This topic is "aMAZEing".. I bet the replies will "pop" up soon ........
Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
 
Jj
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RE: Corny Jokes!

Mon Nov 19, 2001 3:37 am


Small child to his dada:

Dada... do we the children enjoy the childhood, as adults like you, enjoy adultery???
 
lubcha132
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RE: Corny Jokes!

Mon Nov 19, 2001 4:22 am

ihadapheo L O L! took me a second but that was great  Big thumbs up
 
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RE: Corny Jokes!

Mon Nov 19, 2001 4:37 am

Q. What goes clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang bang, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop?
A. An Amish drive by shooting.

Did you hear about the guy who was half Japanese and half Amish? Every December 7th he attacked Pearl Yoder...

You did say corney jokes didn't you?
 
ren41
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RE: Corny Jokes!

Mon Nov 19, 2001 11:56 am

Two pretzels are walking down the street, and one is assaulted. Big thumbs up

~~®en41~~
 
lehpron
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RE: Corny Jokes!

Mon Nov 19, 2001 12:30 pm

What goes "click, click, click, I don't get it"?

-Ray Charles working a Rubix Cube.

What do Tupperware or Rubbermaid containers and walruses have in common?

- they both have tight seals. Big grin

The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
 
sxmarbury33
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RE: Corny Jokes!

Mon Nov 19, 2001 12:57 pm

A family of tomatos are walking down the street and the little one is having troble keeping up. The father tomato goes back to the little tomato smashes him and says catch up.
 
airplanenut
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RE: Corny Jokes!

Mon Nov 19, 2001 1:04 pm

I am not schizophrenic anymore, are we?

Jeremy
Why yes, in fact, I am a rocket scientist...

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