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What Are Your Ladies Doing While You're On A.Net?

Fri Nov 23, 2001 12:38 pm

It's Thanksgiving (for a lot on here).

Should you be with your families right this second?

Or do you use this box as an excuse to "escape" the relatives?

What's the wife doing now? The dishes, you say!!  Smile

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RE: What Are Your Ladies Doing While You're On A.Net?

Fri Nov 23, 2001 12:42 pm

Well, my wife is in California at Med Assistant school... I am in Michigan. Its tough for me right now. Thats why I sit and joke around on these forums so much. It takes my mind off her and my kids. After I get out of my Navy school, we will all be together again. I cant wait.
 
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RE: What Are Your Ladies Doing While You're On A.Net?

Fri Nov 23, 2001 12:48 pm

Hey good question, she has been out in the FedEx truck with the driver for a long tme.. I didn't know FedEx "delivered" at 11:00 pm
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RE: What Are Your Ladies Doing While You're On A.Net?

Fri Nov 23, 2001 12:53 pm

When my wife was around, she usually bitched. Although I never had to worry about deadly flying spaghetti!
 
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RE: What Are Your Ladies Doing While You're On A.Net?

Fri Nov 23, 2001 12:56 pm

LOL! It wasnt the spagetti that was so bad. It was those MEATBALLS!  Big thumbs up. Although some spagetti got tangled around my neck and I almost choked to death.
 
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RE: What Are Your Ladies Doing While You're On A.Net?

Fri Nov 23, 2001 12:56 pm

Yeah, you gotta watch out for meatballs across your nose!
 
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RE: What Are Your Ladies Doing While You're On A.Net?

Fri Nov 23, 2001 1:02 pm

Yeah, you gotta watch out for meatballs across your nose!

Hey you silly prick...

Im not Lehpron or ejfd or whatever his name is.  Big thumbs up



 
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Fri Nov 23, 2001 1:27 pm

Pheo .....  Big thumbs up

I'm in an official "LOL" state now !! THAT was indeed a good one. (Don't let "The Mrs." see it though.)

I didn't know FedEx delivered on T'Giving either, let alone 11 PM!!

I guess this one "delivered" in more ways than one. Well, at least you don't seem too concerned about this indiscretion. As long as she brings the package inside, huh?

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RE: What Are Your Ladies Doing While You're On A.Net?

Fri Nov 23, 2001 2:20 pm

Well, I don't have a lady anymore, but back when I did, I did the same as 757 fan.....sat here and read and posted to keep my mind off of missing her. Turned out she was screwing some guy down there. Now my (ex) lady is trying to raise a guy's kid, who will have no father, as the guy who boinked my girlfriend knocked up two other women, and told my girl to piss off. And I sit here trying to forget how much I cared. Cheery topic, yeah?

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Sat Nov 24, 2001 10:17 am

Sitting here listening to some music and smoking a joint after a long day in town working.

DTW_Steve, sorry old chum, it's a tale as old as time. Just ask my ex.
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Sat Nov 24, 2001 10:24 am

Cedarjet is an 80-year-old dude, and he's still out there toiling in the workplace every day!  Big grin

(And you're never too old to enjoy a good hunk of grass, huh?  Big grin)
 
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Sat Nov 24, 2001 10:55 am

Lax, I haven't completed my earthly mission yet. Being 78 (thank you for adding the 'dude' bit) doesn't make it any easier to finish the job, since I have to do everything much slower than I used to (driving at 5 mph with the left indicator permanently blinking etc).
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Sat Nov 24, 2001 11:00 am

Two more points:

to DTW_Steve, you never forget how much you cared.

And to Lax: no, you are never too old to enjoy a good hunk of grass.
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Sat Nov 24, 2001 11:11 am

Now I see why they call these things "threads" - This one got woven from what the lil woman's doin, to who she's doing, to what ya smokin.... Think I'll go see if Mr. Marley and Mr. J. Walker might be interested in a good flic.
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RE: What Are Your Ladies Doing While You're On A.Net?

Sat Nov 24, 2001 11:15 am

Oh christ, I thought it said, "What are you ladies doing?"
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Sat Nov 24, 2001 11:27 am

Cedarjet.....

You're not REALLY 78 R U?

When were you born....Quick!!??
 
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RE: What Are Your Ladies Doing While You're On A.Net?

Sat Nov 24, 2001 11:34 am

August 17th 1923, Sydney Australia.
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RE: What Are Your Ladies Doing While You're On A.Net?

Sat Nov 24, 2001 1:31 pm

Depends. If my glass is light, she fetching me a beer. If not, she's raking the leaves.
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Sat Nov 24, 2001 1:39 pm

Got her on a pretty short leash there, eh, JService??

I'm now sad for Mrs. J. Service.  Sad

(This ISN'T Afghanistan you know!!)  Big grin
 
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RE: What Are Your Ladies Doing While You're On A.Net?

Sat Nov 24, 2001 1:43 pm

Lax, I was kidding. She kicks my ass all the time.  Smile
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RE: What Are Your Ladies Doing While You're On A.Net?

Sat Nov 24, 2001 1:47 pm

Let's hear it for Mrs. JetService!!

She kicks butt !!

Now, J.Service, get ME a beer, NOW!!  Big grin Big grin

[And make it a Schlitz!!]

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