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Star Wars II - Attack Of The Clones Is Next

Fri Nov 23, 2001 4:37 pm

Who likes/dislikes this title for the next Star Wars entry?

I don't particularly care for it much.

Let me hear what YOU would call it then.......

How about this .......

Star Wars Episode 2 -- The Jedis Reign.





 
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Fri Nov 23, 2001 4:44 pm

I' m sure Jime Rome likes it



As does Alice Cooper



I know the clone jokes were a bit of a reach but then there are always BUMPs in the road
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Fri Nov 23, 2001 4:50 pm

"Star Wars II -- The Life of Darth Vader (Not all light sabres, heavy breathing, and dark clothing)".

Hehehe...
 
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Fri Nov 23, 2001 4:53 pm

"Star Wars II - Attack Of The Clones" Better keep an eye open there Dan and Ben  Big grin

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Fri Nov 23, 2001 4:53 pm

Following up on your last comment lax...

"I see your schwartz is as big as mine." - LOL, love that movie  Big thumbs up
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Fri Nov 23, 2001 4:55 pm

".....I find your lack of faith disturbing."




 
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Fri Nov 23, 2001 4:56 pm

I find the lack of costumes disturbing.

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Fri Nov 23, 2001 4:57 pm

OK, SWars-philes.....

Tell me WHY the above scene from my last post is inaccurate.
 
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Fri Nov 23, 2001 5:03 pm

The robot looking guy in the middle washed his costume with a black jumper?  Confused

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Fri Nov 23, 2001 5:06 pm

Oh God, I can't believe I'm going to do this, but know I am officially a dork.

The line doesn't go with the scene!  Laugh out loud Vader says that to Motti when the Imperial leaders are having a meeting aboard the Death Star, and then procedes to "choke" him.

Sick enough? hehehe
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Fri Nov 23, 2001 5:06 pm

Yes, Thom@s, he did wash it incorrectly (or rather, Alice the Housekeeper did) .....

But that's NOT exactly what I had in mind here.....

Shoot again...
 
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Fri Nov 23, 2001 5:08 pm

Very Good, TBAR!!

You win two free tickets to Tatooine aboard The Millennium Falcon!! (Best part .... NO intermediate stop in ATL!).
 
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Fri Nov 23, 2001 5:09 pm

Maybe everyone apart from Darth Vader decided on what to wear before coming to work?

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Fri Nov 23, 2001 5:10 pm

Blast, i didn't get it right

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Fri Nov 23, 2001 5:10 pm

OK, smarty-pants.....

Then tell me what line IS being said here.......
 
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Fri Nov 23, 2001 5:12 pm

"Thou shall not eat my last cookie."

"I'm Blind! Who is this then?"

"Don't you ever touch my playstation again"

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Fri Nov 23, 2001 5:23 pm

I hope this is right.

"Where are those transmissions?"

"We intercepted no transmissions. This is a consular ship. We're on a diplomatic mission from Alderaan."

"Then where is the Ambassador?"

CHOKE

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Fri Nov 23, 2001 5:25 pm

Don't blame me it was bright white when Mr. Brady picked it up after I washed it

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Fri Nov 23, 2001 5:26 pm

Oh man that is funny Ihadapheo.  Big thumbs up

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Fri Nov 23, 2001 5:28 pm

LOL, good one Ihadapheo. 5 stars for that!
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Fri Nov 23, 2001 5:29 pm

Darth demands to know were the plans to the death star is and the captian says that they are only a diplomatic vessel. I don't know the actual words thought.
 
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Fri Nov 23, 2001 5:29 pm

TBAR strikes once more!

You are correct!

NOW you've won your own personized Land Speeder, compliments of Jabba The Hutt (he was a bit too "plus-size" for his speeder). I'd give it a good wash first, though. Phew!!!
 
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Fri Nov 23, 2001 5:31 pm

Interesting, with the two tickets to Tatooine, I can go back to Jabba and demand money for his oversized, stench riddled piece of garbage land speeder and use the money to buy off the Millenium Falcon, a much better deal. And if Han doesn't want to sell it, I'll use the money to get a bounty hunter to kill him and then I'll take his ship!

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Fri Nov 23, 2001 5:34 pm

Sounds like a reasonable plan, Tbar!

But remember, Watch out for "The Sand People" !

They're mean, they're nasty....and they HATE everything to do with Christmas!!

No....wait....wrong film.....

That was Rudolph (and The Abominable)! Sorry!  Smile
 
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Fri Nov 23, 2001 5:36 pm

OK, kids, gird up.....

Who said this in S.Wars (and when)........

"You don't need to see his identification."

Prize: Dinner & A Movie with Chewbacca!!
 
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Fri Nov 23, 2001 5:39 pm

I'm not even going to give them a chance on this one! Why would I want to miss Dinner and A Movie with Chewbacca? I don't want him to suffer through Episode II, so I decided I'm going to take him to Harry Potter!  Laugh out loud

Anyways, Obi Wan Kenobi says this to the stormtroopers that stopped him and Luke, asking for Luke's identification.

Come on! You'll have to think of some harder Star Wars trivia to stump me!

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Fri Nov 23, 2001 5:41 pm

Well I admit my falures as well, I tried to come up with some Rudolph Island of Misfit Toys images for a gag but I failed

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Fri Nov 23, 2001 5:41 pm

That was Tori Spelling who played Princess Layher in the unofficial SW movie.

(Am I right? I'd love to have that dinner, then agian a 3meter high furball complaining about hair in his soup all the time...maybe I'll hope for a runners up prize.)  Smile

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OK, kids, gird up.....

Who said this in S.Wars (and when)........

"You don't need to see his identification."

Prize: Dinner & A Movie with Chewbacca!!

Hey that is kinda like "Badges we don't need no sticking badges"


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Fri Nov 23, 2001 5:43 pm

Dang  Smile

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Fri Nov 23, 2001 5:44 pm

OK....THAT last one was easy, granted. But, you win the dinner/movie/Chewy combo nonetheless!! Enjoy! (And remember, Chewy prefers to drive.)

I'll keep thinking.....
 
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Fri Nov 23, 2001 5:48 pm

Looks like we'll be taking my 18 wheel semi to the dinner. That's the only thing he'll be able to fit in to drive! Even that's a little cramped. Oh, and I hope he puts on deoderant....

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Fri Nov 23, 2001 5:48 pm


OK....What was the exchange between Luke and Ben during this scene?
 
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Fri Nov 23, 2001 5:51 pm

"We must be quick. The sandpeople may be easily frightened, but they will be back in greater numbers." - Obi Wan


Something like that, I think.  Smile
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Fri Nov 23, 2001 5:57 pm

Tbar knows his potatoes! Correct again!

I'm running out of SW prizes! What are ya tryin' to do....bankrupt me!!

Settle for a free Jawa??
 
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Fri Nov 23, 2001 5:58 pm

Does he come with one of those neato completo ion guns?
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"When 900 years you reach, look as good you will not, Hmmm?? Hehehehe"
 
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Fri Nov 23, 2001 6:39 pm

Is this film about Dolly the sheep?
She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
 
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Fri Nov 23, 2001 7:17 pm

The wizard from Oz is gonna be pissed unless we return this thing quickly.



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Fri Nov 23, 2001 11:40 pm

Why don't you just call it "Star Wars 2: Attack of the Clowns"!

What was George Lucas thinking when he came up with the ridiculous title!!
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Sat Nov 24, 2001 11:49 am

I favor the first Star Wars film from 1977. (It's always hard to top the original ya know.)
"Empire..." and "Return..." were good too, but Episode IV was the pace-setter!

How about some funny captions for this photo (the real caption here, I think, would include: "That's no moon....It's a space station! Turn the ship around.") ........
 
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Sat Nov 24, 2001 1:41 pm

Not exactly a comment but........ isn't that Ron Jermey on the left.

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Sat Nov 24, 2001 2:06 pm

they both suck. how about "Anakin and Obi-Wan's Bogus Journey"
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Sat Nov 24, 2001 2:12 pm

Ive seen all of the trailers and the movie looks pretty good. But they go and give it that peice of sh*t they call an name.

Sounds like some cheezy action shooter game.

Star Wars Episode II -- The Clone Wars
 
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Sat Nov 24, 2001 4:04 pm



Chewie: "Humans...sigh...they see a princess in a bikini and they just lose it..."


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Sun Nov 25, 2001 6:02 am

New Title: "STAR WARS, the one you haven't seen yet."

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Sun Nov 25, 2001 6:17 am

Chewie: "Man that Gilette comercial is full of crap."

Obi Wan: "Oops, i just stared into the camera, George Lucas is gonna kill me in the next scene."

Harrison Ford: "Let's see, flaps set, gear down. All set Luke, contact the tower."

Luke: "JFK, this is....pssst Chewie, what's outr flight number?"

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Thu Nov 29, 2001 1:53 pm

I've got the flight number, Chewy!

"Falcon 341 Heavy, cleared to visual approach to that galaxy up ahead, reduce speed to Mach 22.55."


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