LHMark
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The Men/Women Shower Differences

Sat Nov 24, 2001 7:22 pm

Could someone repost the "Differences between Women and Men in the shower" thing? I want to show my girlfriend.

I tried to search for it, but to no avail.
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Jaspike
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RE: The Men/Women Shower Differences

Sat Nov 24, 2001 10:18 pm

Did it ever exist?

Josh
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RE: The Men/Women Shower Differences

Sun Nov 25, 2001 1:03 am

I posted it before but the entire topic was deleated but here it is again.....(I didnt have the time to take out all the little arrows from the original email)

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 1. Take off clothing and place in
> sectioned
> * > > > >>>>> > > > laundry hamper according to
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > lights and darks.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long
> dressing
> * > > > >>>>> > gown. If
> * > > > >>>>> > > > you see your husband
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > along the way, cover up any
> exposed areas.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 3. Look at your womanly physique
> in the
> * > > > >>>>> mirror
> > > > > >>>>> > -
> * > > > >>>>> > > > make mental note * must
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > do more sit-ups.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 4. Get in the shower. Use face
> cloth, arm
> * > > > >>>>> > cloth,
> * > > > >>>>> > > > leg cloth, long loofah,
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > wide loofah and pumice stone.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 5. Wash your hair once with
> Cucumber and
> * > > > >>>>> Sage
> * > > > >>>>> > > > shampoo with 43 added
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > vitamins.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 6. Wash your hair again to make
> sure it's
> * > > > >>>>> > clean.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 7. Condition your hair with
> Grapefruit Mint
> * > > > >>>>> > > > conditioner enhanced with
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > natural avocado oil. Leave on hair
> for
> * > > > >>>>> fifteen
> > > > > >>>>> >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > minutes.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 8. Wash your face with crushed
> apricot
> * > > > >>>>> facial
> * > > > >>>>> > > > scrub for ten minutes, until
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > red.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 9. Wash entire rest of body with
> Ginger Nut
> * > > > >>>>> > and
> * > > > >>>>> > > > Jaffa Cake body wash.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 10. Rinse conditioner off hair
> (you must
> * > > > >>>>> make
> * > > > >>>>> > sure
> * > > > >>>>> > > > that it has all come
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > off).
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 11. Shave armpits and legs.
> Consider shaving
> > > > > >>>>>
> * > > > >>>>> > > > bikini area but decide to get
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > it waxed instead.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 12. Scream loudly when your
> husband flushed
> * > > > >>>>> > the
> * > > > >>>>> > > > toilet and you lose the
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > water pressure.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 13. Turn off the shower.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces
> in shower.
> * > > > >>>>> > Spray
> * > > > >>>>> > > > mold spots with Tilex.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 15. Get out of shower. Dry off
> with a towel
> * > > > >>>>> > the
> * > > > >>>>> > > > size of a small country.
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > Wrap hair in super absorbent
> second towel.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 16. Check entire body for the
> remotest sign
> * > > > >>>>> of
> * > > > >>>>> > a
> * > > > >>>>> > > > zit, tweeze hairs.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 17. Return to bedroom wearing long
> dressing
> * > > > >>>>> > gown
> * > > > >>>>> > > > and towel on head.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 18. If you see your husband along
> the way,
> * > > > >>>>> > cover
> * > > > >>>>> > > > up any exposed areas;
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > then sashay to bedroom to spend an
> hour and
> * > > > >>>>> a
> * > > > >>>>> > half
> * > > > >>>>> > > > getting dressed.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> ___________________________________________
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 1. Take off clothes while sitting
> on the
> * > > > >>>>> edge
> * > > > >>>>> > of
> * > > > >>>>> > > > the bed and leave them in
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > a pile.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If
> you see
> * > > > >>>>> your
> > > > > >>>>> >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > wife along the way, shake
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > wiener at her making the "woo woo"
> sound.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 3. Look at your manly physique in
> the mirror
> * > > > >>>>> > and
> * > > > >>>>> > > > suck in your gut to see
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > if you have pecs (no). Admire the
> size of
> * > > > >>>>> your
> > > > > >>>>> >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > wiener in the mirror and
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > scratch your ass.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 4. Get in the shower.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 5. Don't bother to look for a
> washcloth (you
> * > > > >>>>> > don't
> * > > > >>>>> > > > use one).
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 6. Wash your face.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 7. Wash your armpits.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 8. Blow your nose in your hands,
> then rinse
> * > > > >>>>> it
> * > > > >>>>> > off
> * > > > >>>>> > > > with water.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 9. Crack up at how loud your fart
> sounds in
> * > > > > >>>> > the
> * > > > >>>>> > > > shower.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 10. Majority of time is spent
> washing your
> * > > > >>>>> > > > privates and surrounding area.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 11. Wash your butt leaving those
> coarse butt
> * > > > >>>>> > hairs
> * > > > >>>>> > > > on the soap bar. (EEEUUUWWWW!)
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 12. Shampoo hair.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 13. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 14. Peek out of shower curtain to
> look at
> * > > > >>>>> > yourself
> * > > > >>>>> > > > in the mirror again.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 15. Pee ... in the shower.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 16. Rinse off and get out of the
> shower.
> * > > > >>>>> Fail
> * > > > >>>>> > to
> * > > > >>>>> > > > notice water on the floor
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > because you left the curtain
> hanging out of
> * > > > >>>>> > the
> * > > > >>>>> > > > tub the whole time.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 17. Partially dry off.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 18. Look at yourself in the
> mirror, flex
> * > > > >>>>> > muscles,
> * > > > >>>>> > > > admire wiener size
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > again.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 19. Leave shower curtain open and
> wet bath
> * > > > >>>>> mat
> * > > > >>>>> > on
> * > > > >>>>> > > > the floor.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 20. Leave bathroom fan and light
> on.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 21. Return to the bedroom with
> towel around
> * > > > >>>>> > your
> * > > > >>>>> > > > waist. If you pass your
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > wife, pull off the towel, shake
> wiener at
> * > > > >>>>> her,
> * > > > >>>>> > and
> * > > > >>>>> > > > make the "woo woo"
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > sound again.
> > > > > >>>>> > > > >
> * > > > >>>>> > > > > 22. Throw wet towel on the bed.
> Take 2
> * > > > >>>>> minutes
> * > > > >>>>> > to
> * > > > >>>>> > > > dress completely.


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RE: The Men/Women Shower Differences

Sun Nov 25, 2001 5:49 am

It was in the thread entitled "All men do it", which seems to have been deleted.  Sad
 
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RE: The Men/Women Shower Differences

Sun Nov 25, 2001 6:18 am

 Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud

This is Soooooo funny!

Thanks, that actually cheered me up a lot!

Regards

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RE: The Men/Women Shower Differences

Sun Nov 25, 2001 6:33 am

Its funny because its true!
 
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RE: The Men/Women Shower Differences

Sun Nov 25, 2001 1:52 pm

LOL, except I don't walk naked in my house to the bathroom when my parents are home.

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RE: The Men/Women Shower Differences

Sun Nov 25, 2001 2:01 pm

Golden Shower????

 
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RE: The Men/Women Shower Differences

Wed Nov 28, 2001 11:15 am

Hi Boeing757fan

Whilst we all have our own personal fetishes, MOST of us manage to subdue them somewhat, whilst visiting Airliners.net......


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RE: The Men/Women Shower Differences

Wed Nov 28, 2001 9:38 pm

This is funny, but I have seen it before. The "admire dick size" references would certainly apply to the lads in this forum (i.e., KROC, Joona, Jetservice).
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RE: The Men/Women Shower Differences

Wed Nov 28, 2001 10:28 pm

I have a magnifying section of my mirror, right about dick height...That was I can feel good about what I am looking at!  Nuts
 
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RE: The Men/Women Shower Differences

Wed Nov 28, 2001 10:38 pm

Hehehe  Laugh out loud
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RE: The Men/Women Shower Differences

Wed Nov 28, 2001 11:22 pm

I don't need to admire the size of my....ummmm....THING. I already now it is

HUGE



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RE: The Men/Women Shower Differences

Thu Nov 29, 2001 3:22 am

It's funny because it's true.
 
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RE: The Men/Women Shower Differences

Thu Nov 29, 2001 3:39 am

Joona my friend, everyone know Norwegian dudes have the smallest peckers in all the world.  Smile
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RE: The Men/Women Shower Differences

Thu Nov 29, 2001 3:41 am

Stretch 8: Thats why he is talking up his "size" on the internet...he doesn't have to back it up posting on a forum  Big grin
 
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RE: The Men/Women Shower Differences

Thu Nov 29, 2001 3:55 am

Strecth 8 & KROC: Too bad then as I live in Finland. Idon't live in Scandinavia Big grin Big grin Big grin

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RE: The Men/Women Shower Differences

Thu Nov 29, 2001 4:00 am

Ahhh, its all the same anyway..... Big grin  Big grin  Big grin
 
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RE: The Men/Women Shower Differences

Thu Nov 29, 2001 4:01 am

Joona you stud: In Finland, the weather is cold, the women are hot, and the men have the second smallest third legs (after the Norwegians)!
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RE: The Men/Women Shower Differences

Thu Nov 29, 2001 5:21 am

Cold? Right now we have +2ºC Big grin

Why do all the US-Americans think Finland is cold? I mean jesus, that's ridiculous. On summer we have +30ºC Big grin

And even if you think -15ºC is cold.... Well, you're US-American. You can't stand low temperatures Big grin

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RE: The Men/Women Shower Differences

Thu Nov 29, 2001 5:52 am

Joona, I can assure you I love the colder temperatures. Colder the better.

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