I have a hristmas party coming up where we are going to have a gift exchange. I want to get something really cheesy, off the wall, and totally useless. I don't want anything crass, rude, or offensive. Just something that, when opened, the recipient will have that "Why me? What the deuce am I going to do with this?" look.
Last year, I got an Elvis poster and a box of assorted jams and jellies from Hickory Farms.
But I just can't think of anything good this year.
Any suggestions? remember, it has to be totally useless, non-offensive, and cost under $30.