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15 Reasons For Voting Watermelon In Elections

Tue Nov 27, 2001 2:59 pm

This saturday (12/1) is Taiwan's lawmaker and the leader in each county and city's election. Despite the heavy competition, recently in Taiwan's massage board, someone launched a campaign called "Vote WATERMELON".

Which means that everybody draw an extra box besides the candidates, and draw a watermelon in the picture box, and add "X" above the watermelon. (For example: if there are 5 candidates shown on the ballot, then the watermelon will become the 6th "candidate") The authority predicted that there might be lots of "Void Ballot" this year.


And someone posted 15 reasons why we should vote WATERMELON.
1. Watermelon don't blame and yell at people.
1.西瓜不會罵人...
2. Watermelon don't reveal other's "dark side" or negative stuff.
2.西瓜不會揭人瘡疤...
3. Watermelon don't tell lies.
3.西瓜不會說謊...
4. Watermelon are not irresponsible.
4.西瓜不會推卸責任...
5. Watermelon won't change their face like the way the flipped books. (means that they won't forget what they say before)
5.西瓜不會翻臉跟翻書一樣...
6. Watermelon won't waste my bloody taxes
6.西瓜不會浪費我的血汗納稅錢...
7. Watermelon don't appears on those disgusting advertisement campaign
7.西瓜不會拍噁心&灑狗血的廣告...
8. Watermelon won't have those oily head.
8.西瓜不會梳油膩膩的頭...
9. Watermelon won't be crazy when they're old.
9.西瓜不會老番癲...
10. Watermelon don't have the feature that you look good outside, but you look worse inside.
10.西瓜不會表裡不一...
11. Watermelon won't deny what they've said.
11.西瓜不會出爾反爾...
12. Watermelon don't join gangsters
12.西瓜不會耍流氓、混黑道...
13. Watermelon don't switch parties like the way they change clothes.
13.西瓜不會換黨跟換衣服一樣...
14. Watermelon won't scream "Vote for me! vote for me!" with their face red.
14.西瓜不會大聲吼叫到面紅耳赤(凍蒜!凍蒜!)...
15. Watermelon is a good fruit during summer (At least watermelon is doing what he suppose to do)
15.西瓜在夏天清涼解渴(至少有一點用吧!)...
 
KROC
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RE: 15 Reasons For Voting Watermelon In Elections

Tue Nov 27, 2001 7:34 pm

Thank god for this post. I don't think I could have gone on.....without having read this high quality factual post.  Yeah sure
 
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RE: 15 Reasons For Voting Watermelon In Elections

Wed Nov 28, 2001 5:38 am

Good ol' KROC is back. Brings a tear to my eye....... Smile
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RE: 15 Reasons For Voting Watermelon In Elections

Wed Nov 28, 2001 5:50 am

i was going to write in mr. ed or spongebob when i get to vote, but watermelon is now an option Big grin

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