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PHLflyer
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Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Fri Nov 30, 2001 7:39 am

I know this is a popular, I used to watch it 15 years ago before it gained a larger worldwide audience. But it is soooo fake!

I would much rather see freestyle or Greco-Roman wrestling than watch all the pomp and circumstance.
 
KROC
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Fri Nov 30, 2001 7:45 am

I have been meaning to start a thread on the WWF, but have been to lazy. Pro Wrestling has evolved into "Sports Entertainment". To those who say its "soooo fake", there is no doubt it is scripted and all, and the moves are done in a manor that inflict as little damage and pain as possible, BUT, the moves DO hurt, and a wrestlers body takes a beating working over 200 nights a year. Add in the travel and everything. Damn. The athletisizm involved in wrestling is comparable to any major sport. On top of that to be successful, you have to have not only a great ring presence, be athletic, be able to perform with other people so you don't kill each other, you have to have a great personality. KNow how to deliever lines, add lib, react to crowds, and work the crowds. Wrestling is scripted, but it is far from fake. I see it for what it is. Entertainment, and yes KROC fans...It entertains the hell out of me. If ya smelllllalalalalalaowwwwwww what the KROC is cooking!!!!!
 
PHLflyer
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Fri Nov 30, 2001 7:58 am

They do have to be great athletes with great coordination and intelligence. A moron could not learn those moves and excute them as they do. The moves do hurt, but not like they should if it wasn't scripted. That's why we see certain teenage idiots trying to recreate the WWF in their back yard and end up sending their friends to the Hospital.

I guess I enjoyed it when the entertainment was the match itself instead of all the peripheral events.
 
KROC
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Fri Nov 30, 2001 8:14 am

My take on backyard wrestling. If your not smart enough to know that Pro Wrestlers are TRAINED PROFESSIONALS, you deserve to be sent to the hospital. THey outta take your ass straight to the wacko ward. If the kids are young, the parents should be smart enough to teach there kids that wrestling is a trained sport that you cannot just do to your friend or little sibling.
 
watewate
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Fri Nov 30, 2001 1:53 pm

Is anyone going to Wrestlemania in March? It's to be held at Skydome (Toronto) and they're trying to set the attendance record. I couldn't believe the ringside seats were going for $600+! Geez... I had the chance to buy the tickets for a friend of mine before they went on sale publicly. Needless to say, he's jumping for joy everyday. Oh, it cost him $300.
 
Thom@s
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Fri Nov 30, 2001 5:38 pm

I'm a quite large fan of the WWF, let me rephrase that. I am an averaged size fan of the WWF. It's fun to watch, but there is no doubt it is all rehearsed. However, they seem a little too desperate for viewers these days. Regal kissed McMahons ass in the Ring!!! Sick really, but these guys will do anything for attention, and of course they get well payed for it.

It's a shame they don't broadcast it in Norway, but I fortunatly have someone recording and sending it to me from the UK.  Smile

Btw, the favourite would have to be Taker. (Brothers of destruction are awesome)  Big thumbs up

Thom@s
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
 
KROC
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sat Dec 01, 2001 12:13 am

I am going to Wrestlemania. My good friend here is friends with Booker T, and Book gave him 4 tickets  Big thumbs up As for Thom@s' opinion that the WWF is doing anything for attention or views these days, that might be mildly accurate, but not too much. While ratings have been up and down, do too heavy competition form Monday Night Football and on Thursday Friends and Survivor, the WWF's storylines were getting weaker and weaker. The WWF is trying to spice up the storylines, and seem to be returning to more along the lines of the "WWF Attitude" era, when they were at there peak in popularity. No matter what, I will be a faithful viewer. I love it!
 
gkirk
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sat Dec 01, 2001 12:44 am

GKirk delivers a Stone Cold Stunner to Thom@s and KROC.
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Now meditate  Sleepy
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
 
KROC
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sat Dec 01, 2001 1:04 am

KROC recovers as GKirk continues his assualt on Thom@s. GKirk turns, to be caught and given the KROC Bottom by KROC!
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Now Rejoice, for the good guy has prevailed!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
 
gkirk
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sat Dec 01, 2001 1:09 am

Mmmm...KROC bottom eh??? Argh!
Damn you The KROC!  Big thumbs up
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KROC
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sat Dec 01, 2001 1:11 am

If ya smelllalalalalalaowwwww what The KROC.....is Cookin'!
 
c72
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sat Dec 01, 2001 4:03 am

I agree with you KROC 100%!!! I get tired of peeps telling me how fake it is, my reply...so are movies and your favorite sitcom....it's entertainment!!!! It's True, It's True!!!!
 
KROC
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sat Dec 01, 2001 5:39 am

C72, you are going on my extended respected users list. Now can you dig that?!
 
gkirk
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sat Dec 01, 2001 6:17 am

GKirk hits c72 and KROC around a bit with a steel chair!  Big thumbs up
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
 
airmale
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sat Dec 01, 2001 6:22 am

Are any of the wrestlers gay Confused
.....up there with the best!
 
Guest

RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sat Dec 01, 2001 6:42 am

.................Nightcruiser delivers a tombstone piledriver to Gkirk, hehehehe. Anyway, I hope that none of the wrestlers in the WWF are gay.
 
KROC
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sat Dec 01, 2001 6:46 am

Everyone is against GKirk. Nightcruiser sets the chair across GKirk, and KROC comes off the top rope with a Flying Elbow, and BUSTS GKirk WIDE OPEN!
 
gkirk
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sat Dec 01, 2001 7:20 am

GKirk delivers his finishing move by farting and in the process knocking everyone else out!!!
GKirk then gets the pins over everyone for the win!!

GKirk wins!!!  Big thumbs up
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
 
PHLflyer
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sat Dec 01, 2001 7:54 am

Some have hair that is longer more full of body than my wife's. Makes you wonder. Confused

 
KROC
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sat Dec 01, 2001 7:58 am

In a twist of irony, KROC actually smells what the GKirk is cookin!  Sad
 
gkirk
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sat Dec 01, 2001 8:05 am

Lol @ KROC.
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
 
KROC
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sat Dec 01, 2001 10:39 am

While GKirk works the crowd, KROC makes it up to his knees and plants a low blow on GKirk............
 
c72
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sat Dec 01, 2001 12:24 pm

GKIRK: What? What? What?

GKirk, you wanna be on my repected list??? If so, get in the ring and kiss my A$$!!!!!!!........LOL

 
gkirk
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sat Dec 01, 2001 9:59 pm

GKirk gets in the ring and..WHAT!....slaps C72 around a bit with a large trout.
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
 
KROC
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sat Dec 01, 2001 10:09 pm

KROC, battling the smell of the trout starts to exchange punches with GKirk.....
 
gkirk
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sat Dec 01, 2001 11:13 pm

...GKirk says "What?What?What?" before slapping KROC around a bit with a whale.
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
 
KROC
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sun Dec 02, 2001 1:12 am

KROC grabs said whale, shines that sumbitch up realllll nice, turns it sideways, and sticks it straight up GKirks cannnndy ass!
 
c72
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sun Dec 02, 2001 3:20 am

c72 hits the ring with Bradshaw and Bradshaw hits GKirk with the Clothesline from Hell......take that you Jabroni!!!
 
KROC
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sun Dec 02, 2001 3:31 am

The KROC turns on C72 and hits a Spine Buster followed by the peoples elbow for steeling his word, "Jabroni".
 
c72
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sun Dec 02, 2001 4:05 am

c72 now returns with Undertaker to make KROC's ass famous!!!
 
KROC
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sun Dec 02, 2001 4:08 am

The familure "Howlllll" hits as the Wolfpac music plays, and to the ring runs Scott Hall and Kevin Nash, who stand by The KROC. Hall says "Make me famous dead man", then flicks a toothpic in Takers face!
 
c72
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sun Dec 02, 2001 4:28 am

c72 tells Hall :"Screw you, you damn drunk!" then kicks him in the nuts!!!!
 
KROC
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sun Dec 02, 2001 4:33 am

Hall goes down, as Nash levels Undertaker with a clothsline, and out numbered, KROC spears C72.
 
gkirk
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sun Dec 02, 2001 4:37 am

GKirk says he is not a big wrestling fan so whover Kev Hall and Scott Nash  Laugh out loud are, they can all go and SUCK IT!!!
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
 
c72
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sun Dec 02, 2001 4:52 am

hurt from the spear, c72 gets up and out of the ring, looks under the ring and finds a garbage can and decks KROC as he declares this match HARD CORE!!!!
 
gkirk
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sun Dec 02, 2001 4:58 am

GKirk farts again, and pins everyone for the victory...again.
GKirk then calls a truce with KROC for the battle against EGFF.
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
 
KROC
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sun Dec 02, 2001 4:58 am

KROC tells C72 to grab all his pussy ass weapons, and just...bring...it!
 
KROC
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sun Dec 02, 2001 5:08 am

KROC, prepared for a second GKirk gas attack, or a Bin Laden attack, had a gas mask, and escaped the ring unharmed. He went back in, to make the truce official, and left to battle the evil EGFF.
 
c72
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sun Dec 02, 2001 5:51 am

c72 forfeits to KROC cause he wants to go "party" with Torrie Wilson......yeehaw!!!!!!!!
 
Gunships
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sun Dec 02, 2001 5:57 am

Pro wrestling is fake?  Nuts
 
KROC
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sun Dec 02, 2001 6:04 am

KROC lines up Gunships, C72, and whoever is left in the ring, then calls his boy Sammy the Bull.....and.....



 
Gunships
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sun Dec 02, 2001 6:13 am

Sammy the Bull.... Laugh out loud

Hahaha!!!
 
c72
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sun Dec 02, 2001 6:17 am

KROC, have TAZZ call up Joey Numbers!
 
KROC
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sun Dec 02, 2001 7:35 am

I laugh my flippin ass off whenever I hear Tazz mention "Joey Numbas", lmao!
 
c72
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sun Dec 02, 2001 12:43 pm

KROC I'll laugh more when Pat Patterson kisses you!!!! LOL You know he is gay, don't you?????
















j/k at least about him kissing you! he's still gay though!
 
gkirk
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sun Dec 02, 2001 6:37 pm

GKirk sends Gerald Brisco after c72.  Laugh out loud
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EGFF
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sun Dec 02, 2001 8:15 pm

Whoa! EGFF strolls in after beating KROC with a 'People's Elbow Thingey' and then Farts on GKirk and knocks him out! EGFF Wins  Smile Smile Smile
EGFF
All together or not at all
 
KROC
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sun Dec 02, 2001 10:16 pm

I do know Pat Patterson is gay, or Brisco, one of the two. I thought it was actually Brisco that was gay. Either way, lol. EGFF, don't come in here stealin' moves son, thats a good way to get your dome loped off!
 
gkirk
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sun Dec 02, 2001 10:19 pm

 Sleepy
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
 
KROC
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RE: Pro Wrestling/WWF......

Sun Dec 02, 2001 10:22 pm

Nobody farts like GKirk....and The KROC means NOBODY!  Nuts
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