Thom@s
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Santa Hit A 9 Year Old Kid.

Wed Dec 05, 2001 6:00 pm

A german santa is under investigation for slapping a boy (9) and locking him up in a closet.

According (sp?) to the 55 year old santa, he lost control as a bunch of kids were teasing him, asking to see what he was wearing underneath the santa suit. The nine year old claims santa hit him in the face, and locked him in the closet.

Santa denies this says the Police to Reuters.

It is unknown if santa is allowed to continue his job at the city hall in Pfungstad.

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RE: Santa Hit A 9 Year Old Kid.

Wed Dec 05, 2001 6:17 pm


Guess he will be on the real Santa's naughty list  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
 
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RE: Santa Hit A 9 Year Old Kid.

Wed Dec 05, 2001 9:54 pm

How do you know he wasn't ther real santa? Big grin

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Soren-a
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RE: Santa Hit A 9 Year Old Kid.

Wed Dec 05, 2001 10:26 pm


Well if he is the real santa the little kids is definatly on the naughty list Big grin
 
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RE: Santa Hit A 9 Year Old Kid.

Thu Dec 06, 2001 12:59 am

'tutt' 'tutt'
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RE: Santa Hit A 9 Year Old Kid.

Thu Dec 06, 2001 3:05 am

Santa...Satan...only a few letters changed around....

Coincidence?


I think not! They wear red and drink suspicious amounts...


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RE: Santa Hit A 9 Year Old Kid.

Thu Dec 06, 2001 4:23 am

guess Santa finally lost it, only took him a few centuries. Guess he gets points for hanging on
as long as he did  Smile
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RE: Santa Hit A 9 Year Old Kid.

Thu Dec 06, 2001 5:13 am

I Believe in Santa.
I am on Stanta's side! Big grin









Now read this funny but sad article.
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1299/santy.html
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RE: Supafly

Thu Dec 06, 2001 5:17 am

That site is hilarious! I like the "Baptist Gun Show" under the GWB banner, how much more redneck can you get?
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RE: Santa Hit A 9 Year Old Kid.

Thu Dec 06, 2001 5:21 am

:O
I meant to say
"I am on Santa's side."


Glad you liked it Leftseat86. Big grin
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RE: Santa Hit A 9 Year Old Kid.

Thu Dec 06, 2001 7:51 am

What if Bin Laden, sends a letter to Santa, asking presents for christmass (Though he's muslim) and it has anthrax in it?

No more presents at christmass?  Smile Smile Smile

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