OK, I think we're on a roll here....another episode of "Rocker, Texas Ranger"-the new Fox reality series:
Rocker and Everett's friendship has escalated to the point where they now share an Arlington condo. Due to the large amount of time spent on the road, they opt to add a third roommate to maintain the compound during Rangers' road trips. Several questionable candidates are interviewed, including Darryl Strawberry, Charles White, and Robert Downey Jr. Rocker and Everett ultimately decide to invite Puck, a bicycle courier, to become their roommate. Upon returning from a 3-9 east coast swing, they discover that Puck has been eating Rocker's peanut butter with his fingers. Disgusted, Rocker and Everett vow to get revenge on their ill-mannered roomate. They conceive a plan to ambush Puck as he returns home that night from his part time gig at the local free clinic. When the door to the condo opens, the pair violently attack the person entering the room. Upon turning on the lights, however, the injured party is not Puck, it's A-Rod, and he has suffered a ruptured spleen, a skull fracture, and a detached retina. Horrified, Rocker and Everett throw A-Rod in the trunk of Rocker's Camero and drive around Fort Worth for 3 hours wondering what to do next. They finally decide on Rocker's idea to drive the Camero into a tree and claim they were "cut off" by an Asian woman who fled the scene. Upon learning that three of his star players were injured in a car wreck, Rangers GM John Hart immediately trades Ricky Ledee to Detroit and re-acquires Chad Curtis.
Mindless drifter on the road, Carries such an easy load