Well, I've looked at your suggestions and asked my schoolmates, and now I have three friends that are girls, they think I'm really funny, but they would not go out with me, they just think of me as a good friend.
But here's the bad news. I got in a fight with this one girl, and she's friends with these 3 other girls, all of which at one time, or presently do, dislike me. So, after the class with this one girl, (it's a long story) I heard from the one girl that does not hate me say that I made this girl cry. Now I don't know what to do. This is a popular girl and now all the other girls besides the ones that think I'm funny are going to hate me. Now, I did not physically assualt this girl, it was basically a shouting match between me and her, and my teacher, who is really cool, took my side which fed fuel to the fire, as my teacher is a guy and he doesn't understand women very well either, (this is a Christian Theology Class, my teacher is one of the few male theology teachers not been through the seminary, and he is not married, never was, and has an 8 year old daughter, and he is 29).
So, now I'm totally confused as to what to do. But wait, there's more.
A friend of mine from one of my classes told me that this presumably homosexual guy likes me. Now, I don't want to start any wars here, but I'm not gay, and so far, I'm batting 0-2, as this is the second gay guy that's liked me. The first was the manager of an IHOP in Orlando, Florida. Now, besides staying far away from this gay kid, what else can I do about it, as I have no interest in him, and he is actually quite ugly, constantly bleaching and spiking his hair, strange T-shirts, and a high-voice.
Also, I need to get in shape too. I tried some of the exercises that I will be doing in my final exam in June for P.E. and I can do 1 push-up, 1/2 sit up, sit and reach, where you sit on the floor, legs straight in front of you, and reach your toes, I can get to my knees.
The passing grades are as follows: 45 push-ups, 45 sit ups, reach 5 cm past toes (here is a problem, I physically can't get my hands past my knees. My legs are 3 feet long, my arms two feet long, my back is only two feet long and it won't curve enough to let me reach my toes.)
If you say go out for an early morning jog, forget about it. A guy in my biology class got jumped running in his neighborhood the other night, he had scratches on his face and all, but here's the scary part...he lives behind me, and he was jumped at the end of my street.
So, with all that past, I have a few questions.
How do I get my reputation back?
How do I apologize to this girl?
How do I get the gay kid to not like me?
How do I get more girls to think I'm funny and not evil, as that girl said I was?
How do I do simple exercises? My school has a weight room where all the guys go after school, but I would not feel comfrotable being the twiggy guy who cant lift anything
How can I do exercises that involve the comfort, safety and security of my home?