SophieMaltese
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Crappy New Year, Cheer Me Up Please!

Wed Jan 02, 2002 7:51 am

I have had probably the worst night I've had in a long time and it was on New Year's Eve. Therefore, I am asking all a.net members to come to the rescue of a fellow plane lover! Please post your funny pics, jokes, uplifting stories, whatever. Make me laugh. Make me feel hopeful and joyous!!!
 
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RE: Crappy New Year, Cheer Me Up Please!

Wed Jan 02, 2002 8:06 am

Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan, Staten, Uptown, what now? Lets make it happen.
 
klm672
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RE: Crappy New Year, Cheer Me Up Please!

Wed Jan 02, 2002 8:10 am

Thats too bad Sophie. Yea, mine was not that great, it didn't seem.... like a big event, I guess.
Hope you feel happy, try going through the database here at a.net, that helps me.
 
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RE: Crappy New Year, Cheer Me Up Please!

Wed Jan 02, 2002 8:41 am

Sorry, Sophie, I know you are a dog lover, but this is the best I had on short notice:

A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, 'You've been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.'

The cat says, 'Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.'

God says, 'Say no more.' And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears

A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat.

The mice said, 'All our lives we've had to run. We've been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore.'

God says, 'Say no more.' And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.

About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, 'How are you doing? Are you happy here?'

The cat yawns and stretches and says, 'Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best!!!



 
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RE: Crappy New Year, Cheer Me Up Please!

Wed Jan 02, 2002 8:44 am

Hey, I poured champaign down my pants, and missed out in snogging the girl i love at midnight because i was in the shower, cos i jumped in a canal that was covered with what i thought was thick ice. So remember, things can always get worse.



Ok, how about a joke?

After a long hard day flying, a dozen UAL A320 f/os, 737 f/os and 777 f/os go into a bar. They all try to pull some nice girls. It seems that all the 777 f/os get lucky, but non of the 737 or A320 f/os do. As the last 777 f/o is leaving with his conquest, a 737 f/o runs upto her and asks why she likes 777 f/os and not 737 or A320 f/os. She says "well, most people like me like someone with a stick between their legs..." [the A320 f/os blush] "...and someone with two big 'uns." [the 737 and A320 f/os blush]

The 737 f/os and A320 f/os stay in the bar for a while longer, but have no luck, so they all leave. As they're leaving a 737 f/o mutters to an A320 f/o "that's the last time we go to bar called "Sh.e-mail"

It's subtle. And not that good frankly. Big grin But hey! I'm tired!!
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RE: Crappy New Year, Cheer Me Up Please!

Wed Jan 02, 2002 9:06 am

could be worse-

you could be me

so be happy! ( Big grin )
 
SophieMaltese
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RE: Crappy New Year, Cheer Me Up Please!

Wed Jan 02, 2002 9:30 am

trust me Lubcha132, right now I'd be happy being just about anyone but myself.
 
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RE: Crappy New Year, Cheer Me Up Please!

Wed Jan 02, 2002 9:43 am

Take a look at this, it should be good for a few giggles...

http://www.hampsterdance2.com/hampsterdance2.html
Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
 
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RE: Crappy New Year, Cheer Me Up Please!

Wed Jan 02, 2002 10:00 am

What happened on New Year's, did you get stood up or something?

Embarassing night out?
 
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RE: Crappy New Year, Cheer Me Up Please!

Wed Jan 02, 2002 10:24 am

Hope Mr. S and Mr. Bluebird in a Bimmer will cheer you up.  Smile




P.S. please check your email. Thanks.
 
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RE: Crappy New Year, Cheer Me Up Please!

Wed Jan 02, 2002 11:11 am

Last night the police in my town had a stakeout at the bar. (yes, there's only one) At 0045 a man came stmbling out bouncing off all the cars in the lot, the lightpost and the building. He then went over and pissed on a cactus. The officers decided this was one person that needed to be taken off the road ASAP. They waited, and waited, and waited. Finally at 0115, after all the other patrons had left, the man got in his car and drove away. They pulled him over right away thinking that they had just made a major DUI arrest. When he got out of the car he was clear eyed, not staggering and had no problem with the alphabet. When they asked why he was stumbling all over 30 minutes earkier he said, "I was the designated decoy tonight"
The day you stop learning is the day you should die.
 
SophieMaltese
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RE: Crappy New Year, Cheer Me Up Please!

Wed Jan 02, 2002 1:26 pm

IMissPiedmont, that is hilarious!!!

DC10Tony, no, I wasn't stood up. That would have been a major improvement. No, I confronted a guy I've been "dating" who has also been dating many other women. I feel played, hurt, confused, miserable...and very stupid!
 
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RE: Crappy New Year, Cheer Me Up Please!

Wed Jan 02, 2002 8:47 pm


This might make some of you laugh but it makes me cry really. Why? I took this picture, the sign is to be found on the newest Gozo ferry (see 'Engrish' in Malta).
-turbolet
 
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RE: Crappy New Year, Cheer Me Up Please!

Wed Jan 02, 2002 10:36 pm

well I was at a pool party on the Gold Coast at a beach front property drinking imported beer there were lots of scantily clad 18 year old girls around dripping wet and not just from the pool either and I passed up a golden oportunity to just have some fun cause im kinda seeing another chick who wasn't present.
 
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RE: Crappy New Year, Cheer Me Up Please!

Thu Jan 03, 2002 4:12 am

Ok so you've been dating a guy who is screwing around so what, what did you confront him with?? if you knew in the first place?? you want to marry him or something?? come on lets have the details and then you can have some feedback. To summarise ...need to know more
 
SophieMaltese
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RE: Crappy New Year, Cheer Me Up Please!

Thu Jan 03, 2002 12:02 pm

Ukair, I'm not sure how much I want to post here. Heck, he could be reading this, but I've already made such an ass out of myself already, who gives a rat's behind. He was basically a "player." I feel stupid to have even gotten involved with somebody like this. I'm not saying I wanted to marry him or anything, but I did really like him and I miss him even though he was messing around with other women. I'm not sure how many. I just know about one for sure. Right now I feel just about as low as low can get... Sad
 
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RE: Sophie

Thu Jan 03, 2002 12:37 pm

But I assure you that you are considered something very special by someone. You may never get to know him but he is nearby thinking good thoughts for you always. Experience speaks here. I am not near you but I still think of you. You'll be OK, hell you'll bounce back from this, dare I say, loser before you know it. Any man that doesn't cherish you is an idiot. You have magnificent humour, intelligence, very good looks and you like airplanes. What more could a man want?

Time for me to log off and contemplate my own inability to follow my advice.

Best wishes,
Steve
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SophieMaltese
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RE: Sophie

Thu Jan 03, 2002 1:04 pm

Thank you for your kind words Steve. Here I am feeling like an idiot for wanting a guy to only be with me. I feel stupid for wanting that. Why do they do this? How can a guy go from girl to girl like it's no big deal? And why am I so upset over this? I don't know what to think anymore. All I know is I'm very sad. And I know that I'm very happy for the true friends I have. They are the ones who have kept me feeling halfway whole through this.
 
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RE: Crappy New Year, Cheer Me Up Please!

Thu Jan 03, 2002 1:58 pm



Sophie either you carry on playing second fiddle and being unhappy or you give him an ultimatum that unless he is faithfull to you, you are out of there, but you have to mean it. Easier said than done but you got to strike out for yourself here and empower youself.

 
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RE: Crappy New Year, Cheer Me Up Please!

Thu Jan 03, 2002 2:21 pm

S-

Take it from one- we're all pigs.

Don't bother with the ultimatum; if he were worthwhile- if he deserved you- he'd have been honorable. He wasn't, so he doesn't.

Ditch him and move on to someone who'll appreciate your fine qualities. There is absolutely nothing complicated about it at all.

In the nineteen years since I married my babe of a wife, there have been, how shall I put it, opportunities? Temptations? But they never really had a chance, because I decided one fine April day that I was committed. No regrets, no looking back and I don't have to keep my stories straight.

He had the chance to earn your trust. He lost. You win.

Now go treat yourself to dinner at Commander's.
...three miles from BRONS, clear for the ILS one five approach...
 
SophieMaltese
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RE: Crappy New Year, Cheer Me Up Please!

Thu Jan 03, 2002 2:24 pm

There's no debating. He's gone. I'm just a dumbass who still misses him.  Sad  Sad  Sad
 
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RE: Crappy New Year, Cheer Me Up Please!

Thu Jan 03, 2002 2:54 pm

That bread pudding puts a perfect cap on a fine meal... you won't miss him after you treat yourself to a night out, without the bum.
...three miles from BRONS, clear for the ILS one five approach...
 
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RE: Crappy New Year, Cheer Me Up Please!

Fri Jan 04, 2002 7:34 am

You may want to do this...



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Fri Jan 04, 2002 9:05 am

LOL!!!!!!
 
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