What's the strangest dream you've had? Here's mine:
I was walking through a ghetto, when I saw an old bag lady coming in my direction. Her clothes were filthy, and her teeth were rotting, falling out, etc. She bumped into me, then grabbed me and threw me to the ground. I tried to get away, but she had me pinned. Then she got right in my face and yelled: "GET UP! I WANT YOU TO SMELL MY BREATH!" Then I woke up.