lehpron
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Yo Mama...

Sat Jan 26, 2002 7:10 pm

Rules: One at a time per post.

This could be like the "associations", but they don't have to do with each other, that's cuz they 'bout yo mama!


Yo Mama so stupid she thought a hermaphrodite was a greek god.
The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sat Jan 26, 2002 7:14 pm

this is old but..
Yo mama so old she got a Jesus Christ Starter jacket.
 
lehpron
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sat Jan 26, 2002 8:15 pm

Yo Mama so nasty she put ice between her legs just to keep the crabs fresh.  Big thumbs up
The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sat Jan 26, 2002 8:21 pm

Yo mama is so fat she uses the sofa as a tampon!
Iain
 
lehpron
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sat Jan 26, 2002 9:54 pm

Yo mama said 'knock you out!'
The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
 
KROC
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sat Jan 26, 2002 11:12 pm

Now I think this is funny, but where are all the forum thumpers who refuse to have fun? Why aren't they attacking this post? Oh thats right, they are all tied up in a thread dedicated to me!  Big grin

Anyway, Yo mama so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sat Jan 26, 2002 11:53 pm

Yo mama is like a 7-11:

Open all night, and for 2 dollars, you can get a Slurpee.
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 12:22 am

Ya mama is like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw!!!
Iain
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 1:26 am

Yo Mama is so fat, so when she lies on the beach, Greenpeace tries to get her back in the water!

/Robert
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 2:43 am

one of my friends came up with this: so its not too good:

When yo mama went skiing in her wedding dress, they thought she was an avalanche.

twa902
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 2:47 am

I know this one's old, but it's pretty much all I know.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she wore high heels, she struck oil!
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 3:23 am

Yo Mama is so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 4:31 am

Yo Mama like peanut butter, smooth brown and easy to spread.
Next up: STL-CVG-MKE-MSP-STL.
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 4:38 am

Yo mama so fat, when she walks backwards she goes "Beep beep beep beep"
Patriotic and Proud Liberal
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 11:28 am

You all ever heard the song "Yo Mama" by Pharsyde? Too funny...
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 11:36 am

Yo mama like a TV...even a 3 year old can turn her on.
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 12:16 pm

if ugliness was toilet paper, yo mama would be 10-ply

 Big thumbs up
 
lehpron
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 12:56 pm

Yo mama so old, all the born-on-dates on soft drinks were dated BCE.
The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 1:16 pm

Yo mama so old and fat, when God created the Sun to light the Earth, he told her to get her fat ass out the way.
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 1:30 pm

Yo mama's so slutty, that in sex-ed class in High School she was the homework!

 Sleepy
 
lehpron
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 1:46 pm

Yo mama so stupid she had an agrument with a bowl of Rice Crispies.

(Rice Crispies is an american-made cold cereal that makes a crackling sound when you pour the milk, like they are talking.)
The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 1:48 pm

yo mama's so stupid she put Visine on black-eyed peas
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 1:56 pm

Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
"Shaddap you!"
 
lehpron
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 2:03 pm

Yo mama's house is so small, when she went through the front door, she tripped over the back fence.
The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 4:35 pm

Yo mama's so hairy, you got rug burned during birth.
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 4:39 pm

Yo mama's so poor, she can't even pay attention!

At Eastern, we earn our wings every day!
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 5:46 pm

Yo Mama so fat, when i tried to drive around her, i ran out of gas!
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 7:11 pm

Yo Mama is so fat, she needs a map to find her asshole.


Yo mamas so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mamas so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.



Big grin good idea Lehpron...
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 7:12 pm

Murderers dont scare me but yo mama's thighs do.
 
lehpron
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 7:38 pm

yo mama's so drunk she could be yo daddy
The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 8:36 pm

Yo mama's so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
 
EGGD
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 8:38 pm

One a post, right?

Looks like I might be here for a while then :-\

anyway..

Yo mama's so fat she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big

 
EGGD
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 8:39 pm

Yo mama's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 8:41 pm

Yo mama's so old she owes Moses a quarter.
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 8:43 pm

Alright, last one for my 'session', but don't worry.. I'll be back later.

Yo mama's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served.
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 8:52 pm

Yo mama is so fat... she gets vacumed to the SAS B767 toilets when flushing
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Sun Jan 27, 2002 10:43 pm

Lyrics for Sophiemaltese


Verse One: Booty Brown

Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk

Refrain:

Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that:

Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Verse Two: Slim Kid Tre

Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks
Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop
Ya mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty
Filled up with Kool-aid, just for the kiddies

Refrain:

On a cliff butt naked, tootin on a flute
Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot
She's got the teeth and the wings of an African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Verse Three: Fat Lip

Watch out, I'm thinkin about your mother to a funky beat
I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek
I said excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium
way back in September
Cause you was beatboxin for Lou Rawls
In some bright red boxer drawers
You said ya moms was pretty and young
But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue

Refrain:

Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a boot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all that

Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Verse Four: Imani

Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet

Refrain:

Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizoot
With the wings and the teeth of an african bat, ba-aa-aa-at
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap (3X)
Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Outro:

Ya mama got snake skin teeth
Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings , dude she looks like.... hehehe
Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit
Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, nigga
Ya mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout) ya mama's a sellout nigga ya mama
Nigga ya mama did a pop tune nigga
Ya mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map
and see people wavin at her
Your mother got an Ouija board on her back
Sidney with EQ and everything what he be sayin
His mother be hooked, fishin with a hook and reel at the frozen food section
Tre's mama got Playdough teeth
Ya mother be eatin daisies like Now and Laters and shit
Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and shit
Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her legs
it just looks like she's just gliding across the floor...
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Mon Jan 28, 2002 12:10 am

Yo Mama is like a toilet......round, white and smells like sh*t!
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Mon Jan 28, 2002 12:58 am

Yo Mama's so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway... Big thumbs up
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Mon Jan 28, 2002 2:19 am

Yo Mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy shot out!

Hank  Big thumbs up
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Mon Jan 28, 2002 3:02 am

yo mama so stupid she put 50 cents in a parking meter and said "hey wheres my gumball?"
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Mon Jan 28, 2002 3:51 am

Yo mama so dumb that she had to climb over a cyclone fence to see what was on the other side.
Give me a break, I created this username when I was a kid...
 
lehpron
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RE: Yo Mama...

Mon Jan 28, 2002 4:54 am

Yo mama so sorry, she embarassed God
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RE: Yo Mama...

Mon Jan 28, 2002 4:56 am

Yo Mama is so fat, her blood type is 'ragu'.

I dumped at the gybe mark in strong winds when I looked up at a Porter Q400 on finals. Can't stop spotting.
 
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yyz717
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RE: Yo Mama...

Mon Jan 28, 2002 4:57 am

Yo mama is so fat, she could have sex with 2 guys at once, and they'd never meet.

I dumped at the gybe mark in strong winds when I looked up at a Porter Q400 on finals. Can't stop spotting.
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Mon Jan 28, 2002 6:48 am

Yo mama so stank she made Secret tell, Speed Stick slow down, and Sure ask a question!

bandimal
Up, up and away!
 
redngold
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RE: Yo Mama...

Mon Jan 28, 2002 6:56 am

Sorry, signed that last one with my other screen name.

redngold aka bandimal
Up, up and away!
 
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RE: Yo Mama...

Mon Jan 28, 2002 9:09 am

Yo mama's so fat, she's got her own ZIP code.
 
lehpron
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RE: Yo Mama...

Wed Jan 30, 2002 8:03 am

Yo mama so old she farts dust
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