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What Do You Read Or Do, While On The John?

Sat Jan 26, 2002 8:45 pm

Everyone does something (besides their business) while doing their business. Question is what do you do? besides the obvious (keep it clean).

lately,
I play Gameboy advance Doom.
or
I read "Jesus Resurrection: fact or figment, a debate between William Lane Craig and Gerd Ludemann"

My Dad watches TV, He has a tv in every bathroom in his house. Is this common?
 
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Sat Jan 26, 2002 9:04 pm

Personally I find it rather odd to do anything besides one's own personal business, but it is not like you can help it.  Smile My mom talks to herself, plus our bathroom isn't sound proof, so you know Big grin

For me, I make up songs. I'm into Hip hop and Top 40, but becasue I used to be into Hard rock and alternative, it's all I can come up with, I love the low sound of speed bass. As soon as I'm done with my business, I go into my room turn on the recorder and I'd have 1 good one. I always get really good ones (many) when I'm in the shower, however, I forget then by the time I'm out.  Angry

Maybe as a side project to AeroEngr I'll join a band or something, I donno. Out of the total 40 or so tunes I have 8 good ones, I think I need 13 for a CD, right?

It is bad enough I don't know how to play a guitar!  Laugh out loud

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Sat Jan 26, 2002 9:21 pm

lately,
I play Gameboy advance Doom.


What do you do when the, hmm, how shall I say it, "splash-back effect" occurs?
The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
 
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RE: What Do You Read Or Do, While On The John?

Sat Jan 26, 2002 9:23 pm

I scream like a school girl, that's what I do.
 
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RE: What Do You Read Or Do, While On The John?

Sat Jan 26, 2002 9:59 pm

Is it just me, or is it really chilling when the package falls out and hits the water, there is a splash of cold water on your cheeks?

That is especially bad when it's in the middle of the night.

Or how about when you feel the package come out, you hear splashdown, but you get up to flush, there is no package anywhere to be seen-you know-the phantom package?
 
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Sat Jan 26, 2002 10:03 pm

Matt D: What about when it gets really long and it wont flush but instead beings to raise the water level? Then you're like, "OH NO! Go back, please, stop go down dammit!"

This especially sucks when you're at someone elses place.
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RE: What Do You Read Or Do, While On The John?

Sat Jan 26, 2002 10:11 pm

I read my face in the mirror......seriously guys, can you not just relax for the 3 minutes it takes to unload?

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Sat Jan 26, 2002 10:21 pm

can you not just relax for the 3 minutes

Dude, my doodie actually gets an atitude. As soon as I get onto the toilet I suddenly loose it, like it's saying, "I don't wanna come out," Then I squeeze until my face prickles up, give up and wait 5 minutes then do it again. Then it's like, "No not yet", and I'm like, "you better hell come out, the others are waiting, I'm not holding you til tomorrow."

No I don't argue with myself, but you know how it is.
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RE: What Do You Read Or Do, While On The John?

Sat Jan 26, 2002 11:31 pm

Lephron, sounds like you could do with some prune stew.

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RE: What Do You Read Or Do, While On The John?

Sun Jan 27, 2002 1:23 pm

I just go and then leave. It's not healthy to spend to much time there. You can get hemmoroids that way.
 
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RE: What Do You Read Or Do, While On The John?

Sun Jan 27, 2002 1:33 pm

War and Peace

 Sleepy
 
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Sun Jan 27, 2002 2:29 pm

You can get hemmoroids that way.

That doesn't have to do with bleeding, does it?
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Sun Jan 27, 2002 3:00 pm

I usually look forward to reading Newsweek on the pot but its usually only for about 30 seconds because I don't anticipate the time it takes for a turd to come out. But most of the time when I want to read some current events I hold it in for another 5 minutes....:o

haha  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

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Sun Jan 27, 2002 4:19 pm



Well at my bathroom here there isn't anything to read or anything but I usually play with the matches I have and the candle.
 
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Sun Jan 27, 2002 9:34 pm

Mls515...man, I hope you don't have high CH4 emmissions while doing your business...when you light that candle, you could blow yourself through the wall!  Laugh out loud

I personally like to read...generally books or the occasional USA Today.

 
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Sun Jan 27, 2002 9:57 pm


Toadpipe well im not touching your gameboy, boy.

Really please tell me why you would want to spend anymore time in there than to do your business? Yeah sure  Insane read a book, play video game, have lunch, talk to your penis.. neh, thats nasty!

Iam sure there are more pleaseant places in your homes to do such things instead of spending loads of time in a small room inhaling odours which your body rejected.

For goodness sake a living room or a balcony are a few steps away from the gentleman's room, go do that stuff there!

Cheers All  Big thumbs up
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Mon Jan 28, 2002 10:25 am

I grab the nearest bit of reading material and read while Im on the john usually when I am at home...

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RE: What Do You Read Or Do, While On The John?

Mon Jan 28, 2002 10:38 am

Talk on the phone.. Sometimes, I am already on when I have to go, and hit the MUTE button.. LOL!!

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RE: What Do You Read Or Do, While On The John?

Mon Jan 28, 2002 1:36 pm

Honestly, I hadn't planned on contributing to this topic, but I just today got my 802.11b wireless network up and running, and thus, I can now bring my laptop computer into the 'throom, and yes, I could post to Airliners.net whilst pewping!

Technology is such a marvelous thing, it brings tears to my eyes.

Or is that the smell?
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Mon Jan 28, 2002 1:53 pm

charming Sccutler, real charming.

don't drop the mouse.

 Big grin

I dumped at the gybe mark in strong winds when I looked up at a Porter Q400 on finals. Can't stop spotting.
 
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RE: What Do You Read Or Do, While On The John?

Mon Jan 28, 2002 1:57 pm

I hope you all turn on the fan or open a window!
Bring back the Concorde
 
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RE: What Do You Read Or Do, While On The John?

Mon Jan 28, 2002 2:13 pm

Scuttler, my brother got one of those wirless network thingies too...hope he isn't using the puter on the pot...gross.
 
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Mon Jan 28, 2002 3:04 pm

I knew I should have passed up on the opportunity to post in this one. I just knew it.

Oh well.
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RE: What Do You Read Or Do, While On The John?

Mon Jan 28, 2002 3:49 pm

every time you post to a forum Sccutler, we'll think you're on the crapper.

I dumped at the gybe mark in strong winds when I looked up at a Porter Q400 on finals. Can't stop spotting.

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