"Most people with SUV's are very smart, have good jobs, and can afford them..."
Sure, they'll buy a four wheel drive vehicle & if they're lucky, actually engage 4wd maybe once or twice in the vehicle's life. For those 1 or 2 times of 4wd engagement, they drag around a 500-1000 lbs of extra 4wd hardware (great for gas mileage I here), add fat, soft tires with chunky treads with the rolling resistance of a kitchen cabinet (again, really helps the mileage). They'll also check off the option box for the engine large enough to pull the Queen Mary. Then they'll use it as they're daily highway commuter (while languishing in the high speed lane doing 58 mph). Sure, real smart.
Rolex, you might want to forgo these car threads in the future & stick with something you actually know about (pros & cons of body lotion with or without aloe maybe?)