Stretch 8
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Second Best Feeling

Fri Mar 01, 2002 4:57 am

I recently read an article that claimed a survey of 18-35 year old men found that, with the exception of an orgasm (yeah baby!), the act of a bowel movement is the most enjoyable physical sensation. I tend to agree. "Laying cable" can be quite relaxing! What do you lads think?
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American_4275
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RE: Second Best Feeling

Fri Mar 01, 2002 5:02 am

Hmmm...

I tend to think that award goes to finally pissing when you REAEEAALLLLY have to go!!
 
millivanilli
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RE: Second Best Feeling

Fri Mar 01, 2002 5:18 am

No way pissing takes 2nd place. First of all, unless you're a woman or a freak, you're standing. There's nothing to read, and you've got to pay attention to make sure you hit the bowl and avoid your pants. This is especially critical when you really have to go.

There's a much lower risk of misfire associated with dropping the kids off. Unless there's something REALLY wrong with you, it's impossible to miss. You can read, play board games, receive a blumpkin, whatever your heart desires. Aside from blowing the ol' load, the feeling of evacuation is simply unparalleled. Of course, if it's one of the wet ones, you may be in for a little extra cleaning back there. And if it's a rock, you may have trouble sitting and walking. Other than that, it's the (second) greatest feeling in the world.  Smile
 
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RE: Second Best Feeling

Fri Mar 01, 2002 5:54 am

I have to agree with Milli. Say you have been at Hooters knockin back happy hour pitchers at an alarming rate. On the way back home, the need to piss damn near takes control of your body. When you finally release, ahhhhhhhhhh. To make it even better. Piss outside on a cold day/night.
 
JetService
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RE: Second Best Feeling

Fri Mar 01, 2002 5:57 am

When someone else gently scratches a REALLY bad itch for you.
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RE: Second Best Feeling

Fri Mar 01, 2002 5:59 am

KROC, you sap, reread Milli's post; he agrees with me that dumping is second to the yank and yowel of the orgasm. But you and American 4275 have a point about a long delayed whizz. By the way, after a night at Hooters, the next morning's dump is likely to be a case of "baboon ass" (when #2 is actually more #1).
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KROC
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RE: Second Best Feeling

Fri Mar 01, 2002 6:01 am

Stretch....I only read pieces of Milli's post. My bad.

The post Hooters dump of several pitchers and 15 or so hot wings ranks right up there. The relief that soon follows......ahhhhhhh. Had that relief at work this morning!  Big thumbs up Sucked to be the other guy in there taking a piss when I turned the toilet bowl into Nagasaki.
 
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RE: Second Best Feeling

Fri Mar 01, 2002 6:07 am

You should try to read the entire post as I have many important things to say.  Smile
 
SophieMaltese
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RE: Second Best Feeling

Fri Mar 01, 2002 2:36 pm

Well, I'm not a guy, but I can't say I really enjoy pooping all that much. It's just a major inconvenience. I've heard Oxycontin (sp???) is better than an orgasm, but I sure as hell am not taking that crap unless a doctor prescribes it to me. And speaking of death, that is supposed to be the ultimate feeling! I'd ask the guy I know who died from taking Oxycontin which one is better, but it's hard to ask a dead person a question and get a response.

Back to enjoyable sensations though, I'd much rather get a massage or sneeze than take a dump.
 
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RE: Second Best Feeling

Fri Mar 01, 2002 2:50 pm

I love it when my girlfriend massages my head, and and puts her fingers through my hair....ahhh.
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rindt
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RE: Second Best Feeling

Fri Mar 01, 2002 2:53 pm

Which "head" would you be refering to ?  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

Both would feel good I reckon' .



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RE: Second Best Feeling

Fri Mar 01, 2002 2:53 pm

Actually, a humongous flutter blaster of a fart in public is fabulous!
 
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RE: Second Best Feeling

Fri Mar 01, 2002 3:09 pm

Hey Stretch8....get your g/f or wife to experiment....you'll soon discover a great 'second best feeling' far better than a dump.


I dumped at the gybe mark in strong winds when I looked up at a Porter Q400 on finals. Can't stop spotting.
 
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RE: Second Best Feeling

Fri Mar 01, 2002 3:47 pm

I personally like a big sneeze. Couple that with a simultaneuos fart and you got your self somethin darn near close to an orgasm. But I am circumcised so I really don't know what I am talkin about.
 
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RE: Second Best Feeling

Wed Mar 06, 2002 12:32 pm

Well the other one too, but it says second best feeling...
So I guess "head" would be in the 1 and 2 spot for best feeling.
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pacificjourney
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RE: Second Best Feeling

Wed Mar 06, 2002 3:17 pm

Sneezing definitely ! Not into a tissue mind you but a let-it-all-fly-and-damn-the-consequences body shaking sneeze.

BTW does any one else find that staring at the sun or a light brings on sneezes ? Why ?
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RE: Second Best Feeling

Thu Mar 07, 2002 4:56 am

If you want to force yourself into continuous sneezing, roll up a paper tissue, stuff it up your nose and move it gently. You should feel tickling and eventually sneeze. You can do this as many times as you want. I admit this brings me a lot of pleasure.
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Bernard Shakey
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RE: Second Best Feeling

Thu Mar 07, 2002 11:15 am

Hmmmm......

I'll go with what is referred to in my house as a "crisis." This can also be called an "ass explosion" or a "poop hemmorrage." This is the event that usually takes place in a public restroom, because it needed to be done immediately. Like a thunderstorm, and loud clap of noice emerges from the bowels prior to the downpour. For kicks, I don't flush. Which brings me to this......If you're in college, or going to be someday, why not attempt a "backdraft." Simply execute your ass explosion in the upper bowl and wait for the next person to flush. High comedy.
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RE: Second Best Feeling

Thu Mar 07, 2002 11:22 am

If you want to force yourself into continuous sneezing, roll up a paper tissue, stuff it up your nose and move it gently. You should feel tickling and eventually sneeze. You can do this as many times as you want. I admit this brings me a lot of pleasure.

And there's always cocaine ...
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gocaps16
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RE: Second Best Feeling

Thu Mar 07, 2002 11:33 am

If you want to sneeze, pluck your nose hair.

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RE: Second Best Feeling

Thu Mar 07, 2002 11:35 am

Second best feeling?
A very large jury award!--might even be first!
(but i guess ya gotta be a law dog to understand that!)

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