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You Know You've Chosen A "No-Frills" Airline When:

Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:23 am

You Know You've chosen a "No-Frills" airline when...

1) They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
2) All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.
3) Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.
4) You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.
5) Before you took off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.
6) The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.
7) When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.
8) The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.
9) You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he sez, "Just once."
10) No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.
11) You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.
12) All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.

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LJ
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RE: You Know You've Chosen A "No-Frills" Airline When:

Wed Mar 06, 2002 3:54 am

13) Passengers may vote on whether the plane will continue fyling after an engine fire and all passengers chose to fly further.
 
Banco
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RE: You Know You've Chosen A "No-Frills" Airline When:

Wed Mar 06, 2002 4:16 am

A high proportion of the passengers paid bugger all for their ticket????? Big grin
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RE: You Know You've Chosen A "No-Frills" Airline When:

Wed Mar 06, 2002 4:22 am

14) you are requested to push the plane to the rwy before boarding it.
 
redngold
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RE: You Know You've Chosen A "No-Frills" Airline When:

Wed Mar 06, 2002 4:40 am

The pre-flight safety instructions include the following:

"In the event of a water landing, please find the nearest obese passenger and hold on to them."

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RE: You Know You've Chosen A "No-Frills" Airline When:

Wed Mar 06, 2002 5:39 am

You are assigned to seat 'beanbag 11a'.
 
PPGMD
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RE: You Know You've Chosen A "No-Frills" Airline When:

Wed Mar 06, 2002 5:45 am

When is routine procedure to glide in for landing at the airport.

When its help wanted ad says. Wanted glider pilots with ATP.
At worst, you screw up and die.
 
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RE: You Know You've Chosen A "No-Frills" Airline When:

Wed Mar 06, 2002 5:49 am

(18) There are rude comments about other airlines printed on the fuselage.  Big grin

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