matt86
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A Joke...

Sat Mar 09, 2002 8:21 pm

This is a joke...


The UN made an opinion poll with the question:
Please tell us honestly your opinion about the lack of food in the rest of the world.

The Africans asked, what food is.
The Europeans didn't knew what "lack" means.
The Chinese wondered what "Opinion" means.
The Italian parliament is discussing what "Honestly" means.
And the Americans wondered what "The Rest of the World" means...
 
artsyman
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RE: A Joke...

Sat Mar 09, 2002 10:28 pm

While I didn't fall off my seat or anything, it is quite clever..well done

Jer
 
Arsenal@LHR
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RE: A Joke...

Sat Mar 09, 2002 11:23 pm

LOL Big grin
In Arsene we trust!!
 
EGGD
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RE: A Joke...

Sun Mar 10, 2002 12:46 am

Hehe.. This is a bit like the '2 Cows' joke  Smile
 
CVG777
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RE: A Joke...

Sun Mar 10, 2002 12:51 am

Very Clever  Smile

CVG777
 
blink182
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RE: A Joke...

Sun Mar 10, 2002 4:38 am

The funny thing is(no pun intended) is that all of this really is true though.

blink
Give me a break, I created this username when I was a kid...
 
matt86
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RE: A Joke...

Sun Mar 10, 2002 10:45 pm

Thank You for your nice postings  Smile
 
L-188
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RE: A Joke...

Sun Mar 10, 2002 10:47 pm

You forgot that the French surrendered  Laugh out loud






Guys I kid because I care Smokin cool
OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
 
Hamfist
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Nice Addition L-188!

Sun Mar 10, 2002 11:19 pm

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Jaspike
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RE: A Joke...

Sun Mar 10, 2002 11:56 pm

Good joke Big thumbs up



Josh
 Smile/happy/getting dizzy
 
blink182
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RE: A Joke...

Mon Mar 11, 2002 1:08 am

Jaspike- roflmao (rolling on floor laughing my a** off) !!!

:D Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin

blink
Give me a break, I created this username when I was a kid...
 
Thom@s
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RE: A Joke...

Mon Mar 11, 2002 2:51 am

Jaspike,  Big thumbs up

I really needed that. Big grin

Thom@s
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
 
Jaspike
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RE: A Joke...

Mon Mar 11, 2002 2:59 am

Good good Big thumbs up

Josh
 Smile/happy/getting dizzy
 
Thom@s
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RE: A Joke...

Mon Mar 11, 2002 3:02 am

Got any more of those?  Smile

Thom@s
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
 
Jaspike
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RE: A Joke...

Mon Mar 11, 2002 3:16 am

No more aviation ones..but here are some good ones:



Josh
 Smile/happy/getting dizzy
 
matt86
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1=2!

Mon Mar 11, 2002 3:39 am

@Thom@s
hmm... not really, but there's another funny thing...:


a=b |*a
a²=ab |+a²-2ab
2a²-2ab=a²-ab
2(a²-ab)=1(a²-ab) |/(a²-ab)
2=1
 
matt86
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RE: A Joke...

Mon Mar 11, 2002 3:58 am

This Picture is taken from autsch.rtl.de:


Isn't is beatiful? =)

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airways1
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RE: 1=2!

Mon Mar 11, 2002 4:33 am

Actually, all you've proved is that 0=0
 
matt86
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RE: A Joke...

Mon Mar 11, 2002 5:04 am

That's correct, Airways. But I think it's still funny...

a=b |*a
a²=ab |+a²-2ab
2a²-2ab=a²-ab
2(a²-ab)=1(a²-ab)

as a=B --> a²=ab ---> a²-ab=0

2(0)=1(0)

0=0
 
Thom@s
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RE: A Joke...

Mon Mar 11, 2002 4:58 pm

???

Anyway...


"Yawn, Ariel who?"


George Bush (Sr.) throwing a baseball.


The side of Bill Clinton we never saw.


Winston churchill, now what does this remind you of?

I believe the Hat is speaking, not the queen.


No,no,no


I guess famous people are only human after all.

Thom@s
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"

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