THE SEVEN DWARVES AND THE POPE
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day
when Sleepy rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won
a trip to see the Pope!"
Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask
him, we finally get to ask him."
The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, Dopey
out in front of the other six. All the other six start
pushing Dopey and saying, "Go ahead, Dopey, ask him, ask
The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, "Do you have a question to
ask me, young man?"
Dopey looks up shyly and says, "Well, yes." The Pope tells
him to go ahead and ask.
Dopey asks, "Well, do....do they have nuns in Alaska?"
The Pope replies, "Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns in
Alaska." The others all keep nudging Dopey and chanting,
"Ask him the rest, Dopey, ask him the rest!"
The Pope asks Dopey if there's more to his question, and
Dopey continues, "Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in
To which the Pope replies, "Well, my son, I think there must
be a few black nuns in Alaska, yes."
Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, "Ask him the
last part, Dopey, ask him the last part!"
The Pope asks Dopey, "Is there still more to your question?"
To which Dopey replies, "Well, uh, yeah..... are there, uh,
are there any midget black nuns in Alaska?"
The startled Pope replies, "Well, no, my son, I really don't
think there are any midget black nuns in Alaska."
At this, Dopey turns all kinds of colors, and the others
start laughing, and yelling, "Dopey screwed a penguin,
Dopey screwed a penguin!"