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Dog Doo...

Wed Mar 20, 2002 5:19 am

I'm writing a letter to our mayor to propose a new name for the street behind my school that I use on my walk home. Every 2-5 feet on this street you will find a pile of dog excrements. All the colors are usually present, from brick red to bright green, or yellow.
I think either "Shit Street", "Defecation Blvd" or "Poop road" would be appropriate...

 Big grin Seriously, I am now going out in the street when I need to take a dump, seeing as people don't seem to mind the dogs doing it. Besides, we'll save hundreds on our water bill. Big grin
 
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RE: Dog Doo...

Thu Mar 21, 2002 8:14 am

How about Crap Court...or Feces Avenue...or Turtle Head 'a' Peakin' Place... Damn I'm bored...
 
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RE: Dog Doo...

Thu Mar 21, 2002 8:25 am

Quote: "I am now going out in the street when I need to take a dump."

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Heck....I've been doing this for years! (I hate having to clean the toilet!)  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
 
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RE: Dog Doo...

Thu Mar 21, 2002 8:27 am

Street "Crap Thread" Big grin
 
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RE: Dog Doo...

Thu Mar 21, 2002 8:29 am

"Triple Coiler" blvd
 
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RE: Dog Doo...

Thu Mar 21, 2002 2:58 pm

About colors, you shoulda seen when my dogs ate my crayons when I was little. Now THAT was colorful.

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RE: Dog Doo...

Thu Mar 21, 2002 3:09 pm



How about:

"Two-flusher Avenue"
 
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RE: Dog Doo...

Thu Mar 21, 2002 4:22 pm

I'm sorry that you have to go to school in such a "Crappy" neighborhood. The people that live there must be full of "shit".

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